Acres of Strawberries Drive Watts Wayside Market Sales
Watts Wayside Market advertises four acres of choice strawberries from June 18 to July 10 at its roadside stand mid way between Altoona and Tyrone. The piece cites advertising as a key driver of sales, recounting farmer success stories from Ohio and Michigan, and notes ongoing local promotional methods that boost demand before harvest.
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Watts Wayside Market
Altoona
Tyrone
Gilbert A. Watts
Watts
Ohio
Michigan
Fort Wayne
Ind
George Sweet
Sweet
Wrong Surgery Veterinary Joke
A doctor questions a patient who says he suffers yet cannot explain it. The patient describes toiling like an ox, eating like a wolf, tiring at day’s end, and sleeping like a horse. The doctor suggests seeing a veterinary surgeon.
Suits Him Visitor Vancouver Province Dialogue
A visitor questions why an out of the way resident has lived there for over 30 years. The inhabitant says he stays because there is nothing else to do, and that2 is why he likes it.
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Vancouver Province
Witt
Valparaiso
Ind
Direct Action Trafic Cop Car Numbers Joke
In a London quip a motorist explains the back plate bears his solicitor’s car number, while the front shows a different figure. The gag contrasts road rules with legal aid.
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London
Not So Poetic Owen Nags Landlord with Mock Ode
A poet Owen delays rent claiming his work will pay the arrears. After finishing his piece titled Ode to a Fisherman he shows it to the landlady who retorts that the bills are owed to her, a jab at his finances and vanity.
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Owen
Right Business Man Quarrel Over Efficiency Expert
A brief quip from the Border Cities Star notes a clash between a business man and an efficiency expert. The expert claims past workplaces ran more efficiently after his departure, highlighting the tension over management approaches.
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Border Cities
Referee Likely Faces Heat After Match
A London Answers quip notes an ardent fan predicting the referee will be in hot water following the game. The exchange ends with a joke about someone being put in the horse trough.
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Orse
London
Crossword Puzzle Clue List From The Paper
Horizontal clues include i Tumalt G Part of harness 6 Thin metal strip 11 Seldom 31 Engrave 32 Cold womanish 34 Miner's hand cart 36 Birth W Gone JS Song 40 Organ pipes 42 Small hollows 43 Organ of sight 41 The other 47 Recent 48 Drudge 50 Pertaining to the Celts 52 Time 53 Pertaining to earth disturb 14 Sailors 16 World war battle 17 Net 18 Body of water Scotch of Hindu 49 Door of Masente lodge 51 Paradise 53 Sound 54 Insensibility 57 Silent 58 Humor 61 Stop 3 Preposition
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Masente Lodge
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