Clear Vision Poem by John G Whittier
The reader sees a poetic reflection on nature and aging, contrasting winter scenes with spring, and the speaker prays for a life well spent in service to God and humanity. The lines express gratitude for beauty, faith, and renewed inner peace as seasons change.
Prince Ironarm Rescues Princess in Palace of Perils
King Coriander hails Prince Ironarm who enters the Palace of Perils via a magic mirror. He defeats the enchanter Jackopanzee, frees Princess Selina with aid from a fairy, and, after a perilous ascent and climactic duel, returns to court with the princess as Faustus and Monkeys are transformed back to their human forms.
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Coriander
Faustulus
Selina
Therince
Enid
Een Eeeniel
Jackopanzee
Perils
Ther
Austalus
Prince Ironarm
Tronarm
Ironarm
Prince Tronarm Wins Princess Selina in Regal Pact
In a grand castle ceremony the brave Prince Tronarm takes the hand of Princess Selina after claiming the prize from the reigning king. The union marks a celebrated alliance within their realm as subjects cheer the matchup.
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Tronarm
Selina
Harper's October piece extols American patriotism over foreign cultures
The essay contrasts American democracy with European traditions, mocking baggage checks and aiming to assert U S superiority. It praises American policy independence and warns against learning from other nations while lauding national achievements from the Revolution to the Civil War.
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Europe
Switzerland
White Mountains
Adirondacks
Sierras
Yosemie
Rome
Goethe
Alps
Lombardy
Tuscany
Como
Milan
Florence
Thrasimene
New York
England
Rance
Germany
Aimaux
Fifth Avenue
Thames
Vatican
Gulliver
Lilliput
Shakspeare
Free
West
Atlantic
Pacific
America
Free West
Cobden Clubs
New Proverbial Philosophy
A collection of humorous and moral proverbs from Oil City Derrick. The quips cover prudence speech debt and behavior with playful wordplay. The piece ends noting Paris contributed twelve thousand dollars for yellow fever relief in the United States.
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Paris
United States
Lindsey's Blood Searcher Promises Health Boosts and Cures
A row of sensational claims touts Lindsey's Blood Searcher as the greatest EB of the age with cures for Aerof aln and Erysipelas. Testimonials from J. Fr. Brooks of Paineville and Mrs. B. Seltzer of Lavre praise its powers, with price listed as 81. R. ERS & CO. advertise distributors and druggists selling pills and tonics.
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Lindsey
Petter
J. FR. Brooks
Paineaville
Widower’s remark on remarriage sparks crowd sympathy
A newly married widower passes a street crowd when a stranger jokes about his second wife. The stranger sighs, admits pain, and reveals a dented ear from a rolling pin, showing the hurt behind the quip and the crowd’s sympathy.
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First Street
Toledo bank robbed during military demonstration
The National Bank of Toledo was robbed of 1500 dollars during a recent military demonstration in the city. The writer calls for legislation addressing the issue in the interest of the public.
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National Bank of
Toledo
Pale wild rose by the wayside pleases but hurts
A quip from Puck extols a pale wild rose by the dusty road, a beauty spoiled for a man who breaks his back suspender-buttons stooping to pluck it. The line hints at humor and precarious effort, framed in a playful verse mood.
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Puck
On the New Fashion in Ladies Dress and Public Anecdotes
A reader shares a massachusetts cor respondent recounting a hot Sunday church scene and a review of recent manners. The item includes jokes about fashion, a parson’s handling of deaf-mute children, a Lafayette anecdote about a boy named Allie, a Arkansas judge addressing a felon, and Tom Corwin’s quip about the Whig party on a train in Chicago, reflecting 19th century humor.
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Massachusetts
Unitarian Church
Institute
Tom Corwin
Chicago
Corwin
Odd Sermon Dissent Fire and Missionary Spirit Tale
A Kentucky servant debates a Methodist sermon and faces a nine and thirty stripes sentence then eight and thirty are doled out. In Indiana a town backs foreign missions with regional zeal and Alaska China and South America missionaries are praised. A Scotch druggist serves a dose of salts to a night bell customer, sparking a quip about profits.
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Breckenridge
Kentucky
Presbyterian Church
Sam
Indiana
Alaska
Brother R
South America
China
Wit and whimsy from a bygone era crowding a single page
A collage of anecdotes from New York and Boston era life including drunks and deceptions. An Irish graveyard tale, a sign reading Quincy Tufts, and a Jamestown pastor story highlight social quips and humorous reflections on everyday folly.
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Boston
Washington Street
Quincy Tufts
A Whale's Death Flurry on the Ice
Narrator recounts a dramatic whaling encounter as a massive whale thrashes, lunges, and finally dies after a furious tail strike. Boats near the whale suffer near-ruin, harpoons pierce its frame, and blood and oil mix with spray before the creature sinks belly up.
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Old David
Inquiries and Quips From a Gossipy Column
A collection of whimsical notes on Ada Cavendish in New York, baseball and polo players, a comical essay on earning a living, post office privacy rulings, dancing roosters in saloons, and a Welsh church harmonium charm incident with a venomous snake.
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Ada Cavendish
New York
Post Office Department
Chester the hotel keeper at a summer resort
Guests joke that Chester resembles a Marmion ancestor as he charges high rates at the last summer resort and treats visitors as if descended from Scott’s chief.
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Chester
Scott
Marmion
English humor in American papers under italics and parens
The piece critiques how English punning relies on italics and parentheses for comprehension, with examples from London weeklies. It contrasts американ readers’ instant recognition with British gentility and notes American editors would face mockery for such devices. It cites sample jokes and a diary sketch, concluding many English jokes are mild and often copied from American papers.
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London
Comic Weekly
Harrow
Hinckley
Arthur Wheat
Twenty Inch Oak downed by musket fire exhibit tale
The Abbeville Press notes General McGowan’s report on the Wilderness and Spotsylvania. The oak stump, split by musket balls, was moved to Washington and displayed at the War Department after showing at Philadelphia’s Centennial Exhibition. The tree stood near the Confederate trenches, struck by Federal bullets. Colonel A. P. Butler witnessed the scene as the tree fell and wounded men. The 20 inch diameter was measured by General Wilcox. The piece is described as authentic and notable in war annals.
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Abbeville
S. C
McGowan
The
Wilderness
Pottsylvania
Washington
War Department
Philadelphia
A. P. Butler
Aiken County
South Carolina
Wilcox
Advertising Rates in The Clermont Courier
The Clermont Courier lists ad rates: legal and transient ads one dollar per square of ten lines for first insertion, fifty cents for each additional insertion. Yearly ads receive liberal reductions. Business cards up to six lines cost eighty four dollars per year.
Across Strangewaters by Louise Chandler Moulton
Fragmentary poem lines describe winter and summer, longing and rest. The narrator imagines voices, birds, and the triumph of summer, meteoric warmth, and a promise that across strange waters the listener will hear a cry.
Odd Clippings and Snippets Spark Laughs Across Papers
A collage of misc items from several papers includes jokes about whisky factories, bone weather forecasts, a Boston saloon case, and notes on editors and readers. Humorous quips touch on peacock feathers, boomerang bootjacks, and mischiefs from towns like Whitehall, Adrian, and Turners Falls.
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John G. Whittier
Narmin the Palace
Harper’s Magazine
Oil City
Jones
Emma
Whitehall Times
Pekin
Shansi
Vienna
John Silk
Hawkeye
San Francisco
Hudson Bay Company
Mounted Police
Niagara Falls
Jeff Dunlap
Clover Valley
Cal
Hartford Times
Brigham Young
Utah
J. W. Bancroft
New Orleans Picayune
Baltimore Gazette
Knoxville
Tennessee
Ray
Colorado
McCook
Ouray
Fulton Times
Harper
Lafayette
Ind
Allie L
Samson
Allie
Arkansas
Jamestown
Children of Light
Tinker
Norristown Herald
Franklin
Ben
Clermont
Louise Chandler Moulton
Camden Post
Chicago Journal
Phil Bulletin
Dexter Smith
Whiteball Times
Detroit
Truit Free Press
Rockville Democrat
Carthage
Philadelphia Bulletin
Rockland Courier
Yonkers Gazette
Times
James Death
Virginia
Turners Falla
Hartford Courant
Turners Falls
Angel
Byron
Rockland Ter