Fragmented Verse Snippet Mixes Nursery Rhymes and Odd Epigrams
A garbled OCR-like text blends a limerick style piece about a Muscle town visitor and a miswritten verse from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. It includes scattered fragments about a Billy-goat and bustles, plus stray lines referencing Tom Moore and Shekapeere with unrelated jewelry and kerosene imagery.
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Henry W. Longfellow
Rough and Rugged Path of Literature
A narrator and Aunt Dorcas read a sensational novel by Mr. William Toodles during a sleigh trip in Finnyville. Dr Spar kler critiques light literature while Deacon Finny announces a senatorial nomination for Mr. Toodles. A misbehaving pupil Peter triggers a domestic farce, ending with Aunt Dorcas praising the author’s work.
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Snistle
Arathusa Touzle
Dorcas
Jack Bronson
Deadwood
Aunt Dorcas
Jack
Catchi
Deacon Finny
Peter
Peter Finny
Aunt Lorcas
Rej
William Toodles
Inventions and Faith Across Two Eras and Sectors
This excerpt surveys the Bank of Venice and its financing methods from 1171 to 1797, the claimed lucifer match invention by Isaac Holden, and a broad discussion on ancient views of inspiration and God. It also juxtaposes 19th century mining safety data and coal production trends with Phillips Brooks and Victorian reflections on religious regeneration and human dignity.
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England
Bank of Venice
Europe
Chamber of Loans
PLC
Republic
Revolutionary Army of
France
Isaac Holden
Bradford
House of Commons
Holden
Mr. Holden
London
Philo
J4od
God
English Tipping Culture Dims Visitors' Pleasure Across England
A New York Tribune opinion notes the persistent sixpence and tipping customs in England frustrate travelers. It claims tips flow to masters, not servants, boosting ducal revenues at Chatsworth and Blenheim, while Americans seek dollars via different means.
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Chatsworth
Blenheim
New York Tribune
Ear invaded by maggots in Middletown lad
A village boy's ear was invaded by an insect that laid eggs. Maggots hatched within a day and grew to about an eighth of an inch in thirty six hours. Dr Pillsbury attempted chemical removal but failed. twenty five to thirty maggots were eventually extracted, with more to be removed in a subsequent operation.
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Middletown
N. Y
Bonanza Mines Falloff Cuts Half-Year Revenue
The Bonanza mines report a six month total of 12.439 million dollars, about half the amount earned in the same period a year ago, reflecting a significant drop in mining output across the reporting sites.
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Bonanza
Humility Through Truth Not Wishful Resolution
The speaker argues true Christianity confronts the harsh realities of God and truth rather than urging mere self mortification. Humility enters when life’s narrowness exposes pride, not through a decision to be humble, and he scolds merchants for pride tied to business success.
Two Obituaries in Syracuse Village Story
A prominent man’s death six years ago left his mother aged about 90 and an invalid sister about 30 as sole survivors of a respected family. This spring the widow remaining with the estate turned them from home. neighbors sheltered Mammy and Libbie, aged near 90 and 30 respectively, in an upper room with comforts. The mother and daughter lay dying together, Mammy in sleep and Libbie visiting her, and both died within days. A single funeral sermon was held for mother and daughter.
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Panies
Libbie
Spracuse Herald
Lost Ingola Mountain Vanishes Into Chasm in North Georgia
An Atlanta correspondent reports a giant North Georgia mountain named Ingola, over two miles around at the base and comparable in height to Stone Mountain, split and sank into a deep chasm after a massive break. A third of the mass vanished with trees and rocks, ground opened, and the remaining mass sinks further amid uncertainty about the cause. scientists will investigate the mysterious loss.
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North
Georgia
Ingola
Stone Mountain
Ingolo
President Hayes Addresses Michigan on Prosperity and Debt
President Hayes speaks at the Michigan State Fair in Detroit outlining national and state prosperity. He cites improved trade, rail growth, and labor demand, warning against municipal debt and urging debt extinction within thirty three years. He urges thrift, repudiation avoidance, and responsible finances to sustain growth.
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Pennsylvania Railroad
Pittsburgh and
Erie
Pennsylvania
Sehrrysege
Erie Railway Company
Timore and Ohio Railroad Company
Eeeitiek Bok Geneer
Spay Roar
Tey
Iott
Europe
Delaware
Philadelphia Record
Bureau of Statisics
Treasury Department
Poe Ae
Delibera
Ihs
Wit and Humor Bits From A Dated Page
A quirky miscellany of jokes and quips on weather, money, love, and everyday mishaps. It mocks fashion, manners, and misheard phrases while weaving comic vignettes from social life and street chatter.
Clermont Courier Advertising Rates
Legal and transient notices priced at 1.00 for ten lines with 0.50 for each extra insertion. Annual reductions offered. Business cards over six lines priced at 6.00 per year.
Deacon Critics Pastors Pastoral Debate In Hartford
A deacon from a leading Connecticut church discusses pastor feasibility with a Hartford clergyman. The conversation centers on Mr Blank, praised yet judged as potentially unsuitable for country pastorship due to personal conduct seen as un-Christian. The tale recalls hens and chickens disrupted by a neighbor’s garden, cited as harm to usefulness. The account appears in the Hartford Courant.
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Hartford
Blank
Christian
Mr. Blank
Desperado El Tejon Pancho Nieto Killed by Revolver Recoil
In Matamoros Mexico Pancho Nieto alias El Tejon drank and roamed the streets. He fired at a woman causing a scalp wound then the bullet rebounded off a brick wall and fatally struck him in the heart.
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Matamoros
Mexico
Pancho Nieto
el Tejon
Badger
Nieto
Enigmatic Lovers Seal Kiss In Circling Ink
A vivid scene shows a man marking a blot with ink then declaring it a kiss. He studies the mark intently, traces a circle around it, and shares the moment with his partner in a playful, scientific gesture.
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