Pilots pay for inflight cocktails and other airline misrules
Letterman's Top 10 satirizes airline travel changes. Pilots pay for cocktails and ticket agents urge travelers to stay home. Seats no longer incline. oxygen mask compartments replace with video poker screens. Pillows swapped for clothing from checked luggage. First class versus coach narrowed by a 3 Musketeers bar snack. Planes taxi on the interstate. Peanuts joke. Water landing flotation relies on the fat guy in 16 F. Inflight movie is a home video of the pilot at a family reunion.
Swarth Fined for Declaring Fruit on NZ Arrival
Oscar winner Hilary Swarth must pay 163 dollars after failing to declare an apple and an orange on a flight into Auckland on January 15. Her appeal was rejected by the Martulsau District Gourl in Wellington, with fines of 142 dollars plus 21 dollars costs upheld. Swarth apologized in a handwritten letter, citing a late-night forgetfulness.
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GM to Develop Hydrogen Fuel Cell Vehicles with DOE
General Motors and the Energy Department sign a five year 88 million deal to build 40 hydrogen fuel cell vehicles and demonstrations in Washington New York California and Michigan. GM will spend 44 million with DOE matching 44 million through September 2008. Shell Hydrogen J C will install five refueling stations along the east coast.
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Elyria Victim Beaten and Robbed Near Middle Avenue
Police report says a 28 year old man, Michael E. Arnold, was beaten and robbed Monday near Middle Avenue and Eighth Place after two men demanded money. He was treated at EMH Regional Medical Center for cuts bruises and facial injuries. A separate Chesnut Street apartment assault involved two men grabbing a woman, choking her and stealing money and a cell phone. A third incident on Portia Court saw a man pistol whipped and threatened before suspects fled. a bystander later described men with a handgun but no shots fired.
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Pope John Paul II uses feeding tube in long illness
The Vatican disclosed that Pope John Paul II continues a slow recovery after a tracheotomy and other procedures. He remains out of public view with no planned hospitalization, while Vatican medical staff provide ongoing care.
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Parole reform debated as study links supervision to outcomes
The study across 19 states finds parole alone rarely ensures reform and calls for stronger supervision and resources. Researchers note women's lower rearrest rates on parole versus unconditional release and warn mandatory parole may have higher rearrest due to increased scrutiny. Experts urge integrated treatment and better officer placement and funding.
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Chronicle-Telegram Staff and Office Contacts Summary
The Chronicle-Telegram staff list includes Publisher Gooper Hudnutt and Managing Editor Andrew Young, with Patti Ewald overseeing advertising. Other roles shown are circulation manager Gary Gezart treasurer, editor Matt Westerhold, news editors Dan Shortridge and Christina Jolliti, sports editor Kayin Adag, photo staff Brice Bishop, and features by Jo andsbarger. The paper is published daily except Sundays from Elyria, Ohio, at 225 East Ave with mailing and contact details including office hours and post office box.
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Lead poisoning suit highlights long term damages in Lorain case
A Lorain County family sues former landlords for at least 25000 in damages over lead poisoning of a child. The suit, assigned to Judge Thomas Jinas, cites permanent social, behavioral and developmental disabilities and diminished lifetime earning potential. Local officials say testing showed widespread lead exposure in Ohio housing, with strict laws requiring licensed abatement.
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Cynthia
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Tim
Ohio and nearby state lottery results snapshot
A dense listing of Ohio results by day and game including Midday and Pick 3 and Pick 4 drawings, Super Lotto, Mega Millions with numbers and jackpot estimates, Bonus Ball and Kicker data, plus rolling cash results and out of state numbers from Pennsylvania Michigan West Virginia. Notable totals show Super Lotto Plus and Rolling Cash 5 jackpots in the hundreds of thousands to several millions, with Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday through Monday and Friday entries.
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