Lerrenmans Top 10 Gum Ad Parody List
A humorous ranking lists gum slogans and flavors with items like Puttin the gum in Bubble gum and Double your pleasure double your fun. The quirky piece cites Worldwide Parts as the source.
25 Mar 2005
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Newspaper
The Chronicle Telegram
Location
Elyria, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Mar 25, 2005
Page
1
A humorous ranking lists gum slogans and flavors with items like Puttin the gum in Bubble gum and Double your pleasure double your fun. The quirky piece cites Worldwide Parts as the source.
Angelina Jolie named the sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine in its readers poll for the American edition. More than 15 million votes were cast as Jolie, a UN refugee agency goodwill ambassador and mother of Maddox, edged Jennifer Garner and others for the top spot.
Paula Abdul pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor hit-and-run charge from a December freeway incident in Encino. She received 24 months informal probation, about 900 dollars in fines and penalties, and 776 dollars to reimburse the other driver, with the maximum penalty six months in jail and a thousand dollar fine.
Allworker Ryan Adams and Bruce Hornsby join jam scene at the Jammys led by Phil Lesh. Médeski Martin & Wood, Les Claypool, North Mississippi Allstars and Yonder Mountain String Band also perform April 26 at Madison Square Garden New York. Fans vote on jamband.com for best album live show and tour.
Barnhardt, a former Brook Park and Brunswick Hills officer now with Wellington, was convicted of stalking Rachel Meee. Prosecutors say his use of authority to harass women mirrors prior incidents including police impersonation and pulling over motorists. Defense cited probation and poor judgment, while prosecutors detailed a pattern of misconduct across several departments.
Dailey family uncover a hand carved marble gravestone dated October 21, 1862 while converting a Wellington barn into an alpaca farm. The grave of Hattie Adele prompts police and Wellington Historical Society involvement as kin and local historians seek contact with the family.
The Ohio task force warns autism cases in state schools may be undercounted with 5406 children identified. It calls for standardized school screening and a confidential state registry, Medicaid coverage for therapy, and insurers to cover autism treatment. Early diagnosis by age four is urged to improve outcomes.
The Chronicle lists its offices in Elyria with publishers A. Cooper Hudnutt and the staff including Andrew F. Young as editor and Andrew R. Young as editor on another page. It notes circulation details for Elyria non-toll areas, mail and home delivery options, and ad hoc office hours, plus lists staff in sections for advertising, classifieds, features, and sports.
Jolllen Lyons of the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Corrections explains that Earnhardt would be placed in protective custody only if a risk assessment shows substantial harm. She notes most inmates enter general population unless a committee approves protection and that facilities exist in Warren Toledo and Marion. Contact Brad Dicken at 329-7447.
Leaders from Cleveland Columbus and Cincinnati pressed for public input on casino expansion. Proponents argue jobs and economic gains while opponents warn of social costs. Key figures include Mayor Campbell Auditor Montgomery and Secretary Blackwell, with discussion of seven licenses at 5 million each and a 35 percent profits tax for education.
A Thursday headline misstated the Social Security trustees annual report. It forecast reserves being exhausted by 204 rather than 2017, correcting the earlier figure. An Off The Beat item misread a bar scene in North Chaste and a local invite.
Ohio results include Midday Pick 2 5 3 0 and Pick 3 7 4 1 0, Mega Millions numbers 6 11 27 37 13 with Mega Ball 34. Other states show Daily 3 5 0 6 in Michigan and Daily 3 2 7 7 in West Virginia. rolling cash totals and multiple jackpots listed for several games.
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