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Newspaper
The Chronicle Telegram
Location
Elyria, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Jun 04, 2012
Page
14
Springtime plant thefts haunt Philadelphia gardens
In Philadelphia neighbors report seasonal plant thefts from yards and gardens. Tara Martello recounts past losses from potted trees to flowers while residents guard plots at dawn. Garden Ten ders staff describe deterrents like prickly pear and stinging nettle to deter pilferers.
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