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The Chronicle Telegram

Location

Elyria, Ohio, United States of America

Date

Jan 26, 2012

Page

7

Anti-joke and punchline delays across the web humor

A reader finds Anti-joke.com and catalogues a string of absurd one liners and non sequiturs. The humor relies on anti punchlines and deadpan twists rather than traditional setups.

Evan Dawson Rochester N.Y The Chronicle Accent Loft

Photo Fun With Bruce Adds Lorain County Snap Games

Bruce Bishop, Chronicle-Telegram chief photographer, introduces Photo Fun a playful column featuring outside the news photos. Readers are invited to a Lorain county location guessing game and a differences challenge plus light features that amuse.

Lorain County Bruce Bishop The Chronicle-Telegram

Alzheimer's risk shaped by lifestyle and genes

Experts say Alzheimer's blends genetics with lifestyle. APOE-4 raises risk but only about 1 percent of cases. Diet, exercise, heart health, and social engagement can slow progression and reduce incidence, with coffee, statins, anti inflammatories, and education cited as protective factors.

Gary Wenk Ohio State University Stuart Lipton Sanford-Burnham Research Institute Lipton Florida Alzheimer’s Association Ira Goodman Compass Research Orlando Fla Wenk Goodman

How to lose weight without dieting fiber for fullness

Phyllis Molnar argues in part two of her series that fiber rich foods curb hunger with few calories. She notes whole grains cut belly fat, lower cholesterol and reduce disease risk, recommending non refined carbs like whole grain breads oats and cereals.

Framingham Heart Archives of Internal Medicine

Fae Sprinter Squat Jump Tips With TRX Trainer

Fitness expert Megan Fedor unveils eight week TRX Suspension Trainer guidance at EMH Avon. The move targets core hips glutes legs and calves with options for single leg aids and floor versions. For details call Debbie Dobson at 440 988 6822.

EMH Center For Health & Fitness Avon Megan Fedor Fedor EMH Debbie Dobson

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