Painful puns and bar jokes from Amherst reader
Amherst reader Dennis W sends a batch of humor labeled painful puns and classic bar jokes. The collection includes lines about chemistry, vegetarian clubs, reservations, and a chess nuts joke, with playful misdirections and punchlines.
Timberlake and stars set for surprise Grammys return
Grammy organizers promise big moments with Justin Timberlake set for a first solo performance in six years. Elton John and Ed Sheeran team up, while Dierks Bentley and Miranda Lambert join a country heavy lineup alongside Taylor Swift and Rihanna as the Staples Center telecast nears.
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Top Gun 3 D re release sails into IMAX February run
The 3 D re release of Top Gun arrives in select IMAX theaters for a limited run February 8 to 13 ahead of a February 19 3 D Blu ray debut. The film remastered by its director and discussed by producer Jerry Bruckheimer fuels talk about its enduring appeal and influence on real life aviators.
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Top Gun Cast Found Fame Beyond the Screen
Kelly McGillis built on Top Gun with The Accused Golden Globe nomination and theater work while teaching at Seabrook House in New Jersey and acting in indie films. Anthony Edwards expanded his career from E.R. to a new ABC conspiracy series Zero Hour and appeared at Sundance in Big Sur portraying Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
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The Coupon Queen Guides Frugal Valentine Plans
Budget tips for Valentine’s Day emphasize setting a spending limit and avoiding high pressure sales. Plan ahead to find coupons and deals, and show romance through thoughtful gestures rather than costly gifts, focusing on the week leading to the holiday.
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