Donald Trump themed jokes list from Worldwide Pants
A satirical list titled LeTrenman's top 10 humorously inflates Trump motifs. It includes wild lines about firing a child weekly, renaming Wednesday to Trump Day, insisting on Tai Ma House, an ill fated pre surgery farewell, nicknames Tha Donald and The Kenny, a beandroom, a coworker jab, wishing to be a 22 year old Russian model, and the premise that the source is Donald Trump from Worldwide Pants.
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Elton John plans civil partnership with David Furnish in Windsor
Elton John, 58, and partner David Furnish, 42, plan a Windsor civil partnership ceremony possibly by Christmas or next year as Britain begins civil partnerships for gay couples on December 5. John expects no honeymoon, cites tax advantages, and continues touring Las Vegas and internationally.
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Will Ferrall to Lead Land of the Lost Movie Adaptation
Will Ferrell signed to star in Universal’s film version of Land of the Lost as forest ranger Rick Marshall. He and his two kids are pulled into a time vortex into a world of dinosaurs and Sleestaks.
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Pray for the Soul of Betty Signs with Koch Records
Pray for the Soul of Betty, Constantine Maroulis’s band, signs with Koch Records for a self titled debut set to release May 10. The album, recorded in 2003 2004, preceded his Idol tryout and sparked friction with the band.
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Bush Abdullah discuss energy and democracy in Saudi meeting
US President Bush and Saudi Deputy Prime Minister Abdullah led talks in Riyadh focusing on oil capacity and pricing, a potential 4 billion trade path to WTO, and Middle East democracy efforts. They announced a high level committee to handle strategic issues while discussions touched on terrorism and regional stability.
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Secret steroid use rising among teenage girls studies show
University researchers report up to six percent of high school girls and a smaller percent of middle school girls have tried anabolic steroids at least once. Experts link increases to girls’ growing sports participation and weight control aims. Health risks include hormonal effects and serious long term harm.
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Oregon Health and Science University
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Chronicle Telegram staff and contact details
Publisher editor and department heads listed with roles and phone numbers. addresses for The Chronicle Telegram in Elyria Ohio. post office and circulation info. publication frequency noted as daily except Christmas.
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Iraqi politics push for momentum amid Iraqi violence and regional talks
Iraq faced renewed gridlock as lawmakers failed to form a government amid regional consultations on Sunni participation. United States officials described ongoing uncertainty about Iraq’s path to stability while violence intensified with car bombings, attacks on oil infrastructure, and coordinated strikes in Tikrit and Baghdad.
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U.S
Benedict XVI speaks on papal election and destiny
Pope Benedict, the first German pope in centuries, described near‑collapse thoughts as ballots formed. He recalled being urged by a fellow cardinal to follow God’s call after the conclave, and noted his election came after four rounds in April. His installation drew about 400,000 in the Vatican area.
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Johm Paul Sh Iin
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Correction clears up lottery and police report details
The note corrects a March 2001 stalking arrest of former Wellington officer Rowld Earnhardt and clarifies a prior story date. It also lists multiple lottery results across states including Ohio Pennsylvnia Michigan West Virginia and totals such as Mega Millions and Rolling Cash 5 with various winning numbers and jackpots.
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