Top 10 lines managers dread on opening day ten
A humor list of manager clichés and blunt comments on opening day. Items poke at kickoff confusion, mid game deadline urgency, cheating rumors, franchise trades, personal distractions, jury duty, fashion notes, morbid family ties, and distracting mascots.
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Britney Spears Announces Pregnancy With Kevin Federline
Britney Spears confirms on her official site that she and Kevin Federline are expecting their first child. The couple, married in September, deny hospital reports and thank fans for thoughts and prayers amid ongoing pregnancy speculation.
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Fitness site poll crowns Jessica Rabbit waist in competition
aDiets.com survey of 3434 readers places Jessica Rabbit ahead of Queen Latifah for best waist and hips by 1 percent with Halle Berry 44 percent top choice and Catherine Zeta Jones and Beyonce next. the study notes 85 percent say trim waist matters for health and fashion while respondents dislike terms love handles and jelly belly.
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Letterman Excused From Jury Duty in Westchester Case
North Salem resident and late night host David Letterman appeared for jury duty at the Westchester County courthouse to be considered for a medical malpractice case. He told the doctor’s attorney he could be fair but was excused after a brief appearance.
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Taxpayers urged to file extensions to curb penalties
Michael Lister of Jackson Hewitt advises checking 11 from a checking point of view to avoid delays and panic. The IRS allows one automatic extension with Form 4868, with extra extensions needing a valid explanation, and payments can be made by check credit card or electronic withdrawal to avoid penalties. Tax pros urge filing or extending even if money is owed, as non filing incurs penalties up to 25 percent plus interest, while credit card payments have surged in popularity.
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Poll finds taxpayers fear tax deadline pressure and tax reform talk
A Ipsos poll for The Associated Press shows 70 percent find federal taxes too complex with 49 percent preferring a dentist visit and 48 percent choosing to prepare taxes. About 9 million will file extensions and 2 to 4 million may miss the April 15 deadline as a Bush task force weighs simplification. Democrats favor wealthier higher rates by three to one, while Republicans back flat rate.
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City opens first skate park amid grants and crowds
Nearby, a black fence surrounds an asphalt lot as Soo skateboarders prepare to ride the citys first skate park. The $50,000 facility with ramps and boxes aims to keep skaters off streets. Construction starts today with a weekend or next week opening forecast. Funding comes mainly from grants. the city spent about $5,000 to cover former tennis courts. Councilwoman Charlene Gersak and about 40 skaters pushed for the project, contrasting with other youth sports. A new pavilion is also planned for West Park as Little League West builds facilities for a summer of new activities. Contact Tony Lombardo at 7134 for more details.
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Dogs From Camp Shelters Shelter Strained by Euthanasia Pace
Abandoned dogs at Hall humane shelter show many with collars stripped of tags. Pets with collars are euthanized within 10 days. uncollared animals face later fate. Soldiers and families visit to surrender pets amid deployments, with some pets spared temporarily. Hall handles about 44 animals at a time and has found homes for 118 pets since January, but kennels remain full.
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Local Chronicle masthead and contact details from Elyria paper
The Chronicla-Talagram lists publisher credits for The Chronicle, an Elyria daily, with staff roles including managing editor, news editor, and sports editor. It notes office addresses, telephone numbers, and circulation information, along with mailing and publication details for Lorain County printing and publishing.
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Lorain Port Authority signs on to casino plan
The Lorain Port Authority board unanimously approved a deal to back a proposed $100 million casino resort by the Eastern Shawnee of Oklahoma. The port would dedicate 8.5 acres for the project in exchange for $49 million and a share of tribal funding for options, with city agreements for the tribe to buy the former Lorain Pellet Terminal for $23.5 million if gambling is approved. The plan encompasses a later resort phase near Black River Landing and faces potential renegotiation after two years.
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Crash Closes Route 20 Near Norwalk in Hartland Center
A dump truck crash on Route 20 near Hartland Center Road closed the road for hours Tuesday. The Ohio Highway Patrol said the incident occurred around 3:35 a.m. and traffic detoured via Routes 18, 66, and AL. Driver Dale L. Weyer, 69, of Monroeville, was taken to Fisher-Tills Medical Center. firm details and the driver’s condition remained unavailable Tuesday night.
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Rising Tensions Between Parents and Teachers Prompt Measures
The piece notes heightened parental stress from juggling jobs and single parent households leading to more confrontations with teachers. It cites Gatton High School coach Gary Joe Kinne being shot, Jeffrey Doyle Robertson charged with aggravated assault, and anecdotes from educators about growing conflict. It highlights district responses including civility policies and conflict-resolution training for teachers and parents.
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Circulation Offices Relocating to Main Chronicle Building
The Chronicle moves its Circulation Department from 212 Second St to the main office at 225 East Ave. on Thursday afternoon. Offices close during the move. phone service may be interrupted. For issues, call the main switchboard at 829-7040. The Circulation Department reopens in the new offices at 8 a.m. Friday.
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Ohio Lottery Results Highlights Tuesday
Tuesday draw results feature Pick 3 0-2-1 and 7-5-2, Pick 4 6-8-2-7 and 7. Super Lotto Plus at 9 million, Mega Millions 15-20-43-47-50 with 24 megaball and a 126 million jackpot. State results shown for PA MI WV and prior Ohio draws with mixed accuracy notes.
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