Lettenman’s Top Ten Sleep Fatigue Jokes
A satirical list from Worldwide Pants targets a president like figure with jokes about extreme fatigue. Items mock poor wakefulness on flights, long naps, and misperceived innocence framed by pop culture references.
Duff to cover Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards live from UCLA
Haylie Duff will serve as special correspondent for FI News at the 18d annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards airing live from Pauley Pavilion UCLA. Ben Stiller headlines. Trey Smith also appears for Access Hollywood with Et News sharing reports Monday.
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Pope John Paul II Fades in Vatican Health Update
Vatican officials report Pope John Paul II in declining health with urinary tract infection heart failure and unstable blood pressure. He remains at the Vatican choosing to stay in his apartment as doctors treat his respiratory and cardiac conditions and monitor his welfare.
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ODOT weighs multi million road fixes to ease traffic
ODOT officials outlined a plan costing nearly 6 million dollars to address traffic on Route 97 and surrounding intersections. The package covers bridge teardown costs 2.79 million for key interchanges Route 87 at Midway Mall and Griswold Road plus funding for resurfacing and engineering. An alternate funding path via Transit Review Advisory would delay aid until 2013.
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Chronicle Telegram staff and publication details
The Chronicle Telegram staff and office details list editors and departments including editor in chief Avidrewe R Young managing editor Patty Wald, news editor Dan Shont... features editor Don Landsberger and sport editor Kavi Aprile with design and photo staff. The paper is published in Elyria Ohio by Lorain County Printing and Publishing Co with postal and address details.
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Longtime friend recounts Smith’s peaceful life on quiet street
Gerald Jones recalls Michael Smith 86 walking around and eating at a nearby center, never harming anyone. Neighbors describe him as a sweet loner who sometimes stayed in a vacant fire damaged house and did not deserve the beating that killed him on a calm street near a Baptist church.
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Murder in a West Lith Street woods leads to arrest
Police investigated a death found near the Northfalk Southern Railroad tracks on West Lith Street. The victim, Michael Smith, had a past with assault and gross sexual imposition and was paroled in August 2002. Three homeless suspects, tied to drugs and alcohol, are linked as offenders, with a murder weapon secured as evidence.
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Lottery Numbers and Jackpots Listed Across States
The page lists multiple lottery results by day and state including Mega Millions estimates, Powerball style notes, and various daily pick results. It notes jackpots such as Super Lotto Plus at $5 million and Rolling Cash 5 figures, with numerous sequence combinations for picks 3 and 4 across Ohio Michigan West Virginia and Pennsylvania.
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