Humorist Lileks Skewers Advice Columns
James Lileks mocks advice column tropes noting how often the adviser must apologize for bonehead guidance and asking what original problem prompted such prompts.
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Newspaper
Syracuse Herald Journal
Location
Syracuse, New York, United States of America
Date
Jul 01, 1994
Page
2
James Lileks mocks advice column tropes noting how often the adviser must apologize for bonehead guidance and asking what original problem prompted such prompts.
The Herald Journal announces weekday access to a Newhouse News Service story via NewsLine. Call 472-2111, enter category 4332 to fax or PC delivery, or pay $2.49 for a nonfaxed version by entering category 9872 and providing a credit card.
EZUS EDWARD CARLOUGH WA SHINGTON Edward J Carlough 62 longtime head of the Sheet Metal Workers International Association died Wednesday of cancer WILLIAM GROVE CHEYENNE Wyo 88 authority on radio and television electronics and a pioneer in Rocky Mountain broadcasting died Wednesday MICHAEL J PETRIDES NEW YORK 53 adviser to Mayor Giuliani and board of education member who helped oust former schools chancellor Joseph Fernandez died of lung cancer Thursday DENNIS ROBERTS PROVIDENCE RI 91 governor 1951 to 1959 died Thursday during surgery for a ruptured aneurysm
The Herald Journal promises delivery by 5 pm and offers free same day delivery if missed. Customer Service is staffed Monday through Saturday 6 am to 8 pm and Sunday 8:30 am to 11:30 am with local and long distance numbers for delivery, advertising, and other departments.
The notice directs readers to NewsLine at 472-2111 for the forecast and provides toll free numbers: 626-2100 for Auburn and Weedsport, 92-9657 for Oswego, and 964-2316 for Pulaski. Readers are instructed to enter details when prompted.
The user requests a temperature value for Syracuse and forecast categorization. The instruction provides a fixed format for a news item, but no readable article content is present to summarize. Provide a concise card: Syracuse temperature entry noted at 232 dollars value for the forecast category.
Fragmentary weather note for Syracuse with uncertain precipitation and wind at various altitudes. Contains garbled phrases about record highs and monthly lows and winds at surface and higher levels without clear values or dates.
Weather forecast notes intervals of clouds and sunshine for Saturday with a high near 84 and a low around 58. No precipitation is mentioned and temperatures are typical for the season. The outlook suggests mild conditions with clear and partly cloudy periods.
Reports show varied conditions across waterways. Oneida Onondaga lakes expect sun and thunderstorm with west winds 10 to 20 knots and 1 to 3 foot waves. Ontario sees clouds then sun with west to northwest winds 8 to 16 knots and 2 to 4 foot waves. Finger Lakes mostly cloudy with isolated storms and 1 to 2 foot waves. 1000 Islands Beaway cloudy with showers and a thunderstorm, north winds 10 to 20 knots, 2 to 3 foot waves. Hudson Valley partly sunny with possible late storms, west to southwest winds 10 to 20 knots.
A Syracuse Herald Journal reader Q&A summarizes endorsements for Oliver North in Virginia. Newt Gingrich supports North. Bob Dole has contributed funds. only John Warner opposed North. Details include North’s religious background and Rose Law Firm history.
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