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Irish League Quiet Move to Suppress Critics in Cabinet
London reports cabinet deliberations on the Irish League and fears of its growing power. Nationalists meet to discuss outlawing the league, arguing it would worsen Ireland’s turmoil. A church rebuke to King Edward drew loud applause for condemning perceived royal beer drinking amid debates on loyalty and religion.
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Funston at Lotos Club Advocates Quiet Philippine Settlement
Brig. Gen. Frederick Funston spoke at the Lotos Club dinner, urging a peaceful, law‑abiding recognition of American authority over the Philippines. He criticized American deserters and blamed uninformed writers for prolonging the war. The event drew a large attendance and lively approval.
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New York
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Lotos Club
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Army Scandal and War Reforms Rattle London Notes
London dispatch outlines ongoing waste and alleged looting in remounts deals, with Australian offers rejected for English and American horses. It reports nearly 20,000 additional troops to South Africa, Indian contingents organized unusually, and a “yeomanry fiasco” with understrength regiments. Lord Charles Beresford pushes urgent defense reforms, seeking responsibility and efficient administration, amid political factionalism and imperial policy.
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Copeland
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England
Ireland Crisis Deepens Under Crimes Act Consideration
London reports indicate Ireland’s unsettled condition prompts Earl Cadogan to bring sects before cabinet. The United Irish League, founded by William O'Brien, expands into new counties. The Times editorial urges immediate action and questions Cadogan's use of powers under the 1887 Crimes Act.
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Lochon
Earl Cadogan
Meutenant
Ireland
United Irish League
William O'Brien
League
Azalzes
United Irsh League
The-Times
Lord Cadogan
Italy Crisis Deepens as Cabinet Faces Confidence Vote
Italy braces as government chances dim with the Chamber of Deputies vote for confidence due today amid Socialist withdrawal. Kingly leadership tests loom as disturbances feared in major cities. Across regions, reports include Panamanian skirmishes, miner talks in Indiana, a Telluride mine slide, and a fatal assault in Saxonburg, Pa. Bishop Spalding dies in Brie at 85.
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Spalding
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New Mexico
Miss Alice Roosevelt Abandons England Coronation Trip
Washington reports Miss Alice Roosevelt will not attend King Edward VII’s coronation in June. The decision follows criticism of the plan from various quarters. She plans a Cuban visit for a month with Governor General Wood, delaying preparations and making London attendance unlikely.
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Edward VII
White House
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American Republic
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London
Havanna
Cuba
United States
Cowles
Clark
Germany
America
Sampson Prize Money Appeal Decided
The District Court of Appeals divides over the prize money cases by Admiral Sampson. Chief Justice Algery says the appeal should not have gone to that court but preserves the right to the Supreme Court. Justice Morris concurs on jurisdiction concerns, and Justice Shepard plans a dissent.
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March
District Court of Appeals
Admiral Sampson
Santiago
District Supreme Court
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Dlemtasal
Justice Shepard
Oalnton
Cape Town Reports Worsening Health Of Jed Rhodes
London dispatches state Jed Rhodes, once thought to be recovering, is now in far worse condition. A Cape Town correspondent notes he sees only close friends who are increasingly anxious. Another report cites angina pectoris with an enlarged heart encroaching on lung space, aided by periodic oxygen therapy.
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Milas
Janes
James Jones
Tak
Alimeas
London
Cape Town
Jed Rhodes
Rhodes
Hells
Patrick's Witness Confused in Rice Trial Testimony
Dr Curry, extending physician to Will iam Marsh Rice, testified for defense on the Rice murder case against Albert T Patrick. He described a conversation with Jones about two callers from Patrick's office, undermining prosecution claims Rice never tick. Curry's cross examination highlighted his frail health and confusion, though he stated Rice's lungs were healthy until death. Patrick's lawyers aim to prove lung dropsy as a death factor and challenge autopsy findings of chloroform poisoning.
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Admira Rice
New York
Walker Curry
William Marsh Rice
Albert T. Patrick Fs
Millionaire Rice
Jones
Patrick
Rice
Parich
Etruria Still Missing Seen Reaching Port Soon
Agents in New York report no new dispatches on the Etruria. They trust her safety as the liner is sturdily built with modern afloat safeguards. Tow operations by the Clif threaten slow progress, but Azores vicinity weather fears are considered unlikely. Crews estimate 50 miles daily, possibly a week or more to Fayal, with cable risk and tow delays possible.
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Vernon H. Brown & Co
Canary Line
Etruria
Azores
Clif
Fayal
Cunard Line
Joe Etruria
Land
British Ambitious Move On British Ambyeasy?
London reports Alfred Lymeton likely to succeed Lord Dauncefote as British ambassador. Fire roars through Cedar Brakes timber near Marble Falls Texas destroying vast timber stands. In King City Missouri a rabies outbreak prompts state vet to treat bite victims including Thomas Carson flagged as doubtful recovery. several farmers bitten by mad dogs. A dog killed by Green Adame ends terror in the area.
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King City
March
Netherton
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Inbtian
Thomas Carson
Savannah
Farina
W. F. Taylor
M. Kreigh
Green Aptie
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