Public Bath for Cars at High School Fundraiser
April fool item describes Student Council hosting a car wash on Saturday April 10 from 9 to 3 at the high school. Tickets cost one dollar for advance sales or 1.25 dollars at the door, promising a cleaner vehicle and better mileage. Background joke about a red-head and a traffic clerk appears in the piece.
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New Curriculum Announced by Dr Karl Plath
Dr Karl Plath unveils changes for next school year including later start at 10 am more music in classes longer passing time fifteen minutes and relaxed dress code with shorts jeans and long shirts. He adds varied new courses and controversial texts while offering quirky class titles and slogans.
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