Sentiment and humor snippets from old papers
A collage of light jokes and quips from various U.S. newspapers, including wry reflections on bankers farmers travel and marriage. Humorous exchanges about anniversaries seasickness weddings and family life appear alongside cartoon captions and lampoon lines from Harvard and Cleveland sources.
Bile Wire A fragmentary note on a man and age
A chaotic OCR fragment references a man described as big and the number 28. The readable text is partial and offers no clear event or outcome to report.
At Home Piles Cure Claim and Teething Syrup Ad
An unsigned offer markets home absorption treatment for piles with a free trial and local references upon request. It also advertises Mrs Winslow's soothing syrup for teething and Hamlin's Wizard Oil promising quick relief and immediate easing of stiff joints and muscles.
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Miles
Mra M. Summers
Bea
Notre Dame
Ind
Fashionable gray linen suit and matching hat ensemble
A gray linen suit features a floor sweeping box pleated skirt and a coat with self covered buttons in triads. The rough black straw hat is adorned with two gray feathers held by a black rosette.
Havana Smokers offer direct cigarmaker samples
A cigarmaker promotes Havana Smoker cigars with Havana filler mild flavor, offering free samples with orders. He guarantees aroma and quality from 30 years on the bench. Orders of two boxes include ten samples, with post money order refunds if unsatisfied. Also promotes Turkish tobacco mix and Cuban cigarmaker product. Location cited as New York Maiden Lane.
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New York
Havana
Primitive homemade billiards in Kansas early days
In early Kansas a pillard table was a rare primitive luxury. A home made table used a large box on the floor covered with sandstone and blue jean. Pockets were boot legs, cues were hoe handles, balls were mock oranges, and counting apples hung on a clothesline.
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Kansas
Beauty Advice From Grace to Maude in a Nineteenth Century Letter
A cursive missive whispers tips on beauty and coming out, with Grace bluntly praising her own regimen. She criticizes Maude as gauche, then details a ritual beginning at 6:30, including chin exercises, face steaming, a heavy cream rub, tapping with spoons, and multiple baths, ending with a polished coiffure.
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Maude
An. B
Encyopaedia ‘Britannica
Great Weight and Public Perception in Historical Quips
The passage reflects on how a person’s prominence is measured by their influence on the physical world and public gaze. It cites Oliver Wendell Holmes and a Washington Irving quip about a great man whose status tilts the world when he leaves.
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Oliver’ Wendell. Holmes
Washington Irving
Irving
Women Smoke Trend Sparks Public Opinion Debate
The piece notes growing speculation that cigarette smoking among women is rising, seen as a return to an old fashion. It contrasts public sentiment in the United States with Continental Europe where the habit is spreading, while American women still avoid smoking in public.
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Europe
Thie
Money Getters in Warped Advice on College Benefits
A satirical dialogue weighs whether college yields practical money making skills. A father recounts his son’s experience with buying groceries and fillers to prove his frugal, serviceable nature, casting doubt on higher education returns.
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Steele City Press
Kansas City Journal
Louisville Courier Journal
The
Linnie
Cleveland
Harverd Lampoon
Stranagére
Family Circle
George
Harvard Lampoon
Boggs
Harvard
Lampoon
Jane
Judy
Baltt
Mcro American
Jeas
Bess
Madden
Sec
Medden Sales Company
Fort Worth
Texas
Mrs. Winslow
Oboven
Hammins
Libby
Ucts
Daisy Fly Killer
Canada
Hudson Bay
Faco
Mine
Epeolis
Mies
Napa Ing, Bow York
Uticura
Lowtta
V Marera
L Rohit
Africa
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Araae Street
Mass
Dodds
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York, Nebr
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