Two Kinds of Craft and Courtships Joke
A compact clipping presents quips from London periodicals about courtships and marriage. It contrasts soft ships with hardships and notes on a henpecked husband. The item quotes lines from London Tit Bits Puck and references social manners of the era.
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London
Inaugural Tao at Washington and Capitol
Woodrow Wilson and Thomas R. Marshall are inaugurated as president and vice president amid a rain soaked Washington crowd. The ceremony, led by Chief Justice White, featured flags, fireworks, and a strong note of patriotism while concerns about European war and German actions lingered.
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Union News Service
Washington
Woodrow Wilson
Thomas R. Marshall
United States
Capitol
Pennsylvania Avenue
White House
Wilson
Edward Douglas White
United States Supreme Court
Senate
House
Lee Overman
North Carolina
Hoke Smith
Georgia
Francis E. Warren
Wyoming
William W. Rucker
Missouri
Finis J. Garrett
Tennessee
William B. McKinley
What does this sentence mean asks a curious pupil
A teacher asks a student to explain a sentence about meaning. The boy explains that a man may propose to marry, but only God knows if she will accept.
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Thomas
Danderine Promises Dandruff Free Hair Fancy Ad
An old advertisement touts Knowlton's Danderine as a quick fix for dandruff and hair health. It claims immediate shine and fullness with a 25 cent bottle, urging readers to test the product on a strand by strand basis.
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Knowlton
Adv
Cascarets Promise Quick Relief for Stomach Ailments
An ad touts Cascarets as a cure for headaches biliousness dizziness nervousness and a sick gassy stomach claiming a 10 cent box brings health happiness and a clear head for months. It also urges cleansing of children and adults and notes stores sell Cascarets. A humorous fiction excerpt follows with a drunken husband and sharp wife remarking on his condition.
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Adv
Freezone promises quick corn relief from Cincinnati chemist
A Cincinnati chemist creates freezone a new topical compound sold in tiny bottles. Apply a drop to a corn or callus to relieve soreness and loosen the affected skin so it lifts out easily. The ad touts low cost and efficacy across hard and soft corns and calluses noting no burning or irritation.
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Cincinnati
Elevator Misadventure in New York Beer Banter
On a hot Atlantic slope day five stout men ride a New York elevator. They joke about a beer saloon as the boy notes the elevator already contains a keg of beer, delivering a humorous urban vignette.
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Atlantic
New York
Coney Island
California Syrup of Figs Advertisement Urges Laxative Use
An old advertisement warns mothers to use California Syrup of Figs for children's constipation. It touts clear tongues, improved appetite, and quick relief from bloating and sour stomachs, urging a 50 cent bottle with printed directions for all ages.
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California
Widows of Mexican Presidents In Exile Recount Tragedy
The piece recalls four widows from Mexico’s past Diaz, Madero and Huerta whose lives were shadowed by exile and loss. Carlotta, the former empress, has lived in Belgium for decades, reflecting on a tumultuous history and the price paid by women connected to power.
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Carlotta
Belgium
Diaz
Madero
Huerta
Man Overcomes Ills with Dodd's Kidney Pills
Kerrville Texas resident S P Benton writes after years of kidney and rheumatic trouble he could stand straight again using Dodd's Kidney Pills. He urges others to take the remedy and warns to seek the true DODD'S with three D's for diseased kidneys.
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S. P. Benton
Kerrville
Texas
Dodd
Mr. Benton
Banquet Banter Sparks Risqué Banter at Master Plumbers
A playful exchange between Henry and Mrs Twobble at the master plumbers banquet hints at risqué stories. Henry vows discretion while boasting he may tell corkers after the event, as Mrs Twobble expresses pride.
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Henry
High Cost of Living and Frugal Macaroni Tactics
A brief note urges reducing meat dishes to save money and promotes Skinner's Macaroni and Spaghetti from Skinner Mfg. Co. Omaha Neb for a free cook book with inexpensive recipes. It ends with light whimsy about a man in a silk hat and Cupid.
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Skinner Mfg. Co
Omaha
Nebr
Adyv
Griswold Seed & Nursery Co
Lincoln
Nervous Operagoer Demands Louder Explanation During Performance
A nervous man seated behind explainers at an opera requests they speak louder as he struggles to hear over the music. He leans forward and asks for clearer speech to follow the plot.
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