Gossip Fragments Laugh Lines From Various Papers
A collage of quips and brief jokes from Washington Star Houston Post and other outlets. Observations range from wasp woes and bridge players to aging pensioners and humorous exchanges about advertising and marriage.
Kidney Pain Warns of Hidden Disease And Remedy Claim
An aged newspaper advisory touts Dean's Kidney Pills as a cure for backache and kidney distress. Endorsement from Charles Hansing of Galeng Illinois recounts relief after months of dull back pain and persistent urinary issues, claiming two boxes cured him and two years free of kidney complaints.
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Bright
Thas
Dean
Schuttz’s
Sawyer
Charles Hansing
Gaguthmer St
Galeng
Till
Donn
Hansing
Kidner
Water on a tray sparks tale of bad habits and flight
A fragmented dialogue recalls a master servant scene with a tray of water and a reference to bad habits from a prior location. The term Fluegende Blatter appears as a stray phrase in the exchange.
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Fluegende
Quip Sparks Into Gossip At Social Meeting
A newly acquainted couple jokes about their husbands both being barbers in a brief social exchange. The remark, “my husband is the biggest talker you ever heard,” prompts a lighthearted laugh from the other woman who adds her husband shares the same trade.
Nearsighted Man Falls, Charged for Bath At Hotel
A messenger reports a man in room 496 tripped over a broom and spilled water on himself. The hotel manager orders him helped with a towel and charges for a bath, in a humorous Tit-Bits vignette.
Darkness that May Be Felt A pupil’s reply to a schoolmaster
A schoolmaster asks how to define black as your hat. A pupil replies with the phrase darkness that may be felt, as quoted by the Columbia Jester.
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Columbia
Neighborly Quip Echoes Local Feud Over Rooster
A Washington Star quotation frames a neighborly jab about a crowing rooster and the people it belongs to, turning a petty dispute into a pointed social jab about neighbor relations.
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Washington Star
Photographer Look Pleasant Prompts Campaign Car Tour
A fragment from Kansas City Journal and St. Louis Star describes a campaign canvass using a 1905 touring car. The text recalls shrewd campaigning and a character named Tommy Tulfout, who jokes about using a slingshot to target a bird.
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Kansas City
Journal
Tommy
Tommy Tulfout
St. Louis Star
Mongoose Defeats Cobra In Lively Jungle Duel
The tale describes a mongoose named rikkitik from The Times of Ceylon witnessing a cobra confrontation. The mongoose dodges bites, presses the attack, clamps the cobra behind the head, and ultimately feasts on parts of the foe while avoiding the venomous glands.
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Times of Ceylon
Rudyard Kipling
Rikkitik
Rikki
Hauteville House Guernsey Victor Hugo Home Preserved
Sunday School Chronicle notes Victor Hugo’s exile residence in Hauteville House St Peter Port Guernsey remains as he left it. The home features priceless art and furniture including a Michael Angelo pupil crafted salt cellar valued at £600 and mottoes in unexpected places.
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Hauteville House
St. Peter Pog
Guernsey
Victor
Hugo
Sunday School Chronicle
Victor Hugo
Michael Angelo
Sark
Herm
Jettion
Castle Corner
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de Bar
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Yeu
Ilouston Post
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Deen
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Ieee
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Mora
Lux
Pater
Filius
Amatus Amat
Charles T
Francis J
Mme. Pompadour
Louis Philippe
Bangkok
Ratirowi
UVR
Helle
British Museum
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