Quip on Smashed Airplanes and Hat Trade
A witty exchange wonders about the fate of smashed airplanes. The reply suggests they are sold to girls for hats, a sharp satirical line reflecting wartime resourcefulness and fashion.
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Newspaper
Steele City Press
Location
Steele City, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Feb 03, 1911
Page
7
A witty exchange wonders about the fate of smashed airplanes. The reply suggests they are sold to girls for hats, a sharp satirical line reflecting wartime resourcefulness and fashion.
A farmer discusses mortgage payoff and persistent financial strain as neighbors also pay off homes. The item notes readers may profit from De Win To Marra and mentions a free practical study on piles. An eye salve and other unrelated curiosities appear among varied topics in a fragmented notice.
A large man bursts into a law office threatening violence after three months in jail. The lawyer, calm and wry, discusses assault laws, then uses a lead pipe to subdue the visitor. The exchange ends with the lawyer praising the visitor for renewing his youth and declaring the dreary duties of a lawyer. An ironic critique of legal life follows.
Boxing day follows Christmas as one of six bank holidays in England. The legal holidays include Good Friday Easter Monday Whit Monday the first Monday in August Christmas Day and December 26 or December if Christmas falls on a Saturday.
In all its forms among all ages of horses as well as dogs cured and others same stable level prevented from havin disrepe ta aby. Guaranteed sold last 50 and 1.00. Any send to manufacturers agents wanted Spohn Medical Co Spec Contagious Diseases Goshen Ind.
A fragment recounts an uncle named Fred reacting angrily as his Santa Claus suit accidentally caught fire, frightening the speaker and recalling others’ reactions to his temper. The passage preserves a tense, domestic scene with vivid, period voice.
An aged OCR notice advertises a calendar free trial lasting three months. It mentions a lithographed colored design measured at about two feet by four feet and references a name or organization possibly linked to a ceremonial or commemorative event.
A dialogue notes a wrecking crew causing a costly mess yet labeled as souvenir hunters. Miss Cayenne says scandal forces social exclusion and immediate write ups in exclusive circles.
An advertisement from Topeka Kansas promotes free samples of Get Emboased Sue Flower and Motto Post Cards by the Art Card Club at 731 Jackson St. Also included are quotes and an ad for Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets claiming stomach liver and bowel benefits.
A superstition urges a person to trust luck from a horseshoe above the door rather than a traditional lock and key. The idea hinges on luck’s tug amid daily security concerns.
Reggie sits for a trim and requests a football haircut but the barber protests there isn’t enough hair. The exchange ends with a quip about buyers and sellers and a misfired joke about hair quantity.
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