Adventures in the Realm of Suckerdom CHAPTER LYS EXTRAVAGANT CLAIMS
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Beware of extravagant claims for aluminum cookware
A cautious consumer warning about unscrupulous canvassers selling new alloy cookware. They promise waterless, fatless cooking with a life time guarantee and a fancy name, but the product is simply a threefold price hike over standard cast aluminum. Consumers should verify quality and price before buying.
Southeast Red Cross Aids Chinese Refugees Drive
Southeast Red Cross units with Chicago aid a $63,350 relief quota for ten Chinese combatants, a drive ending June 15. Avalon Park Woodlawn units lead, with Joseph H. Grayson in charge in Woodlawn and John Hayes coordinating Woodlawn Business Men's Association contributions. Volunteers in Southeast banks hotels theaters and stores solicit subscriptions amid a humanitarian appeal from San Francisco delegates and Norman H. Davis.
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Southeast
American Red Cross
Chicago
China
Avalon Park
Woodlawn
Red Cross
Woodlawn Head
Joseph H. Grayson
Southeast National Bank
John Hayes
Woodlawn Business Men's Association
Sam Karmen
Woodlawn Lions Club
J. H. Wilder
Woodlawn Kiwanis Club
A. P. Lewis
Blackstone Ave
Edward H. Koster
Dante Ave
American National Red Cross
San Francisco
Norman H. Davis
United States
James A. Nicholson
Parking Time On 63rd St Extended By City Council
At Hayes hotel the merchants association announced the ordinance extending E 63rd street parking from one hour to two hours. It becomes effective immediately. Dr. R K Packard of Woodlawn Hospital spoke on the value of a fully equipped hospital with modern devices to the community.
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John Hayes
Woodlawn Business Men’s Association
Hayes Hotel
64Th St
University Ave
E. 63Rd St
Hayes
Funcheon
R. K. Packard
Woodlawn Hospital
Packard
Tent City to Be Set Up in Park for Southeast Kids
Jackson park supervisor John Batham announced plans for a citywide tent city at the park as a summer camp for Southeast children. A boxing show to raise funds for tents is slated a week hence with eight bouts listed. Registration opens at Southeast schools and the park golf shelter at 63rd Street near Stony Island Avenue for boys and girls aged 10 to 15 not leaving the city. The camp runs up to ten weeks starting June 20 but may be split into shorter sessions to handle demand with crafts, nature, sports, and league competition.
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Jackson Park
John Batham
Batham
Bathum
Park Golf Shelter
63Rd St
Stony Island Ave
Flan
Military Rites Held for David M Higgins
Military rites were conducted yesterday for David M Higgins 43 of 8043 Escanaba Ave who died Sunday after an appendectomy at Jackson Park Hospital Veterans of Foreign Wars Ava Cross Chatham post 2705 and Damascus lodge 888 A F and A M led the service at Walter Starr chapel Burial followed at Oak Woods cemetery Colfax Lodge 450 I C C F also conducted special rites Higgins a World War I corporal is survived by his widow Mrs Vaista Higgins son Robert his father Sylvanis Higgins and brother Sylvanis Higgins Jr
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David M. Higgins
Escanaba Ave
Jackson Park Hospital
Ava Cross
Chatham Post
Veterans of Foreign Wars
Damascus Lodge
A.F
A.M
Walter Starr
C.C.F
Higgins
South Side
Vaista Higgins
Robert
Sylvanis Higgins
Sylvanis Higgins, Jr
Parents Praise Expose of Liquor Sale to Minors
A Southeast Economist report on underage tavern service sparked police checks across districts Woodlawn Grand Crossing Burnside reacting to curb liquor sales to minors. Officials say vigilance will reduce illegal sales while liquor dealers express support. A typographical error corrected for a tavern address.
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Southeast Economist
South Side
Economist
Mark Boyle
Woodlawn
Brady
Patrick Brady
Grand Crossing District
John Stapleton
Burnside
Mandel Siegel
Gill and Company
W. Gard St
W. 63Rd St
Driver Charged in Auto Death After Coal Truck Collision
Steve Roseworn, 27, of 7830 Kingston Ave, will face manslaughter charges in Felony court on June 16 following a collision that killed Edward Thomson, 41, of 8035 Woodlawn Ave. and injured two others. Thomson, a Windsor Park Coal employee, died when his coal truck collided with Roseworn’s car on South Shore Drive. An inquest was continued and Roseworn testified. he was released on bond. Thomson’s widow Mildred and four year old son Donald survive.
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Steve Roseworn
Kingston Ave
Edward Thomsen
Woodlawn Ave
Thomson
Walter Starr
75Th St
Rosenorn
South Shore
Vernon Thompson
Irving Park Bivd
Samuel Cole
Hotel Crillon
Michigan Ave
Rosenomn
WHS
Grand Crossing
Roseworn
Windsor Park Coal Company
Exchange Ave
Mildred Thomson
Donald
Southtown Beach Lures Thousands of Visitors Over Memorial Day Weekend
Thousands visited Southtown Beach at Fish Lake Indiana for Memorial Day weekend. The new Summer colony, opened three weeks ago by the Southeast Economist, saw 2100 motor parties on Sunday and Monday, with all sleeping cottages booked and the dining room sold out. Visitors enjoyed picnics, boating, swimming, and outdoor tables, while residents Ralph F. Krueger Sr and his wife praised the Economist staff for hospitality. Many visiting families bought Summer homesites, and plans for cottage construction were already under way.
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Economist
Fish Lake Summer Colony
Southtown Beach
Fish Lake
Ind
Southeast Economist
Ralph FP. Krueger
Perry
Southtown
Gala Planned for Navigation Day on Chicago Lake Front
Four Southeast residents serve on a civic committee planning a series of education events on the Chicago lake front for Navigation Day. Judge John P. Mc Goorty announced the July 3 event and highlighted the Lake Michigan waterways and agency efforts maintaining 28 miles of breakwaters pumping stations lighthouses and yacht harbors as key parts of the world’s greatest inland port.
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Chicago Lake
John P. McGoorty
Loran D. Gayton
Chappel Ave
George W. Schaeffer
Merrill Ave
Lake Michigan Yachting Association
Carl E. Clin
East End Ave
Edwin L. Burchard
East
Pioneer Resident Backs Woodlawn Civic Center Plan
Alma W McMahill, 6255 Kimbark Ave, a candidate for First Lady of Woodlawn in the Woodlawn Business Men's Association campaign, outlined a $1 million Woodlawn Civic Center proposal to centralized activities with an auditorium theater clubrooms recreation rooms and banquet hall. The center would host lectures recitals debates and public forums and foster a Little Theater movement to develop local talent.
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Alma Wilson McMahill
Kimbark Ave
Woodlawn
Woodlawn Business Men’s Association
MecMahill
Alma
W. McMahile
Boy 10 Fractures Arm in Fall from Porch
Alger Reed, 10, living at 8123 Langley Ave, fractured his left arm when he fell from the back porch Monday afternoon. The injuries included a below elbow fracture and a wrist fracture. He was treated at Illinois Central hospital and remained overnight before being taken home Tuesday morning.
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Alger Reed
Langley Ave
Illinois Central Hospital
Beach tragedy ends in drowning a Mrs Weeks on Lake Michigan
Mrs R A Weeks 38 visiting from 3756 N Central Park Ave drowned at 75th Street on Lake Michigan while swimming after lunch with Mrs Thure Nordlander. Funeral held at Barron chapel, burial at Waldheim cemetery. Coroner's inquest heard Weeks planned to swim before dinner despite cold water.
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R. A. Weeks
Central Park Ave
Lake Michigan
75Th St
Weeks
Thure Nordlander
Bennett Ave
Barron Chapel
Elston Ave
Buriel
Waldheim
Ghent
Clem
5Th St
Nordlander
Crerar Church Opens Fund Drive for Debt Relief
Crerar Memorial Presbyterian Church launches an $18000 cash goal campaign to refinance building debt and prevent foreclosures. The drive runs to June 12 with pledges over 30 months, chaired by Ira D Wayhinger of Oak Park. The pastor cites church programs and space use by youth and scout groups as justification.
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Crerar Memorial Presbyterian Church
Galumet Ave
Ira D. Wayhinger
Oak Park
Boy Scouts
Cub Pack
Scout Ship
Girl Scouts
Campfire Girls
H. Berger
Feast of Weeks Observed by Southeast Jewry
Southeast Jewry marks Shovuos the Feast of Weeks with two days for Orthodox and one day for liberal Jews. Synagogues decked with greenery. Ten Commandments read. The season honors Torah giving at Sinai. first American confirmation 90 years ago at Temple Emanu-El New York.
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Mount Sinai
Shevuos
America
Temple Emanu-El
New York City
Safety Week Planned to Boost Ward's City Safety
The Grand Crossing-Chatham Chesterfield Avalon District Recreation committee and Alderman Michael F. Mulcahy announce the first annual Safety Week in the Eighth ward. Activities include church sermons, contests, school safety programs, and pamphlets on safe driving walking and home safety from Sunday through Saturday June 11.
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Eighth Ward
Grand Crossing
Chatham
Chesterfield
Avalon District
Mulcahy
H. B. Fox
E. 82Nd St
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Michael F. Mulcahy
Tion Committee
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Phelps and Phelps
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South Side Swedish Club
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