Witty miscellany on travel, aviation and daily life
A playful column notes trains may be riskier than aeroplanes, jokes about the past tense of fly, and quips about cows, barographs, vacations, walking, water scarcity, and aviation hazards. It closes with comments on divorce laws and state weed designations in Missouri and Kansas.
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Missouri
Kansas
Tennessee heir receives unrideable mule by will
A Tennesseean inherits an unmuleable beast by will and wonders what to do with it. New York reports a thief stealing electric fans from overheated millionaires. Pet snakes are proposed to curb mice but not popular with convivial crowds.
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New York
Divorce and departures spark marital woe in humorous note
A joke item notes a husband divorces because his wife will not kiss him, while another man leaves home because his wife kisses him too often. The quip concludes that men are hard to satisfy.
LA Man Fired Ten Cents for Assault and Battery
A Los Angeles man faced a minor punishment after an assault and battery incident. The report notes the unusual sentence of ten cents and references the city’s enduring tensions between rival groups.
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Los Angeles
French Scientist Denies Existence of Julius Cursar
A French researcher declares there was never a person named Julius Cursar and that Marcus Anton delivered an oration about nothing, challenging historic attribution and questioning the source of the claim.
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Julius Cursar
Mark Anton
Wealthy New Yorker to Build 150 Foot Fence for Privacy
The article notes a rich New Yorker seeking maximum privacy by erecting a 150 foot high fence around his home. It mocks the boast as a show of wealth and exclusivity. An aside discusses fashion with Paris produced aero plane sleeves.
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Paris
Fragmentary note hints at police uniforms and youth roles
A garbled clipping mentions Los Angeles police possibly wearing skates and a Milwaukee man claiming certain desires with spirits. The text is incomplete but suggests urban policing attire and youth in law enforcement.
Lefty Rus sell’s pitching days appear to be over
Connie Mack’s young pitcher Russell, bought from the Orioles, shows a bad arm and doctors warn the cards are knotted. He caught cold in his salary arm during spring practice and has not recovered, yet Mack continues paying his salary hoping for a return to the mound.
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Lefty Russell
Connie Mack
Orioles
Russell
Mack
Lefty
Ward Miller Sale Saga Highlights Baseball Market Follies
The article recounts Ward Miller’s journey from a $300 Chicago asset to a $10 000 Montreal standout with Mayrance rumors of $20 000. It notes executives Murphy Huff and Comiskey teasing price jumps and reflects the volatile market for star players in early baseball history.
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Cubs
Montreal
Chicago
Chance
Pirates
Miller
Clarke
Cincinnati
Blaine Durbin
Cub
Clark Griffith
George Huff
Huff
Murphy
O'Toole
St. Paul
Barney Dreyfuss
Comiskey
The
Fox
Joe Cantillon
Joe
Washington
Minneapolis
Lennon
Big League No Hit Games Across Cities
A list of names and dates shows various no hit performances by players in 1900 era games across Chicago Boston Cleveland Philadelphia and New York with players such as Youngs Smith and others noted along with scattered dates including June July September and May. The fragmentary items suggest a roundup of historic no hitter achievements tied to multiple clubs and venues.
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Traver and Club
Taiser and Care
Callahan
Chicago
Derrain
Youngs
Boston
Piithaded Plia
Teg Tannehill Eroston
eChicage
Ying Menles
Phifasi
Lewis
Tha Smith
Tetrait
Dan Young
New York
Les Dineen
Bostoni
Iicaga
Ts Young
Iss Rhoades
Cleveland
Tats Smith
Ithicago
Philadelphia
Joss
Nes Bender
Phila
Mie Woed
Restonu
Louis
Walsh
Various Baseball Figures Across Cities Mentioned
A mosaic of names and places linked to baseball activity surfaces across cities including Richmond Worcester Chio Providence Buffalo Chicago Boston Detroit Cleveland New York Brooklyn Philadelphia Cincinnati Pittsburg and more. The listings note dates and players like Mathewson Kallis Rucker and others tied to team events or appearances.
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Richmond
Worcester
Chio
Civd
Ward
Providence
Buffalo
Corcoran
Chicago
Boston
Gauvin
Kuffalo
Raedbourne
Cleveland
Daily
Phila
Galvin
Detroit
Clarkson
Ferguson
Lovett
Broosival
New York
Ruste
Brooklyn
Stivetts
Brogkisn
Jones
Cineinamati
Pilisburg
Min
Hawke
Baltimore
Wash
Young
Creve
Hughes
Hreitenstelm
Win
Pittsburg
Tionaice
Pidda
Thornton
Phillippe
Lewisville
Mass
Willis, Posten
Washitaton
Hatin
Cincinnati
Mathewson
N. Y
Kallis
Fraser
Lepreis
N.Y
Hicago
Soush
Phutal
Basen
St. Leotis
PreYer
Wincinnati
Pliotsiurs
Rok
Wiltie Noy
Pusileadelphia
Rucker
Dousten
NEXT MANAGER OF BOSTONS
Report discusses a manager race for Boston featuring Johnny King and Mike Doolin. Klinge reportedly moved to Loston with plans to lead the club in 1912 while Sir Michael eyes the position if his hitting returns. Mike hoped to manage the Reds but was not selected by McGraw or Garry Herrmann.
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Johnny King
Mike Doolin
Klinge
Loston
Sir Michael
Mike
Reds
McGraw
Garry Herrmann
Red
Mavis
Boston Americans
Fiim
Loudermilks
Falkenbergs
Jennings
Moriarty
Detroit
Paddy Bauman
Tiger
Chicago
Cubs
Boston
Fred Lake
Browns
Cincinnati
Mathewson
McAleer
Washington
Senators
Giants and White Elephants
Maggery McGraw eyes a meeting with Connie Mack in the world series as the Giants and White Elephants vie for the championship.
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Giants
White Elephants
Maggery McGraw
Connie Mack
Baseball Talk Mixed With Managerial Gossip
The piece collects offhand baseball chatter about players and managers including Ty Cobb fantasies, McGillcuddy birth, possible manager changes for Hal Chase and Evers, Vean Gregg recovery, Schwind and Dobbins joining Detroit, and various trades and franchise rumors among Cubs Reds Browns and Senators as 1912 season plans unfold.
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Ty Cobb
Athletics
Cornelius McGillcuddy
Philadelphia
Frank Farrell
Yankees
John Ganzel
Hal Chase
President Murphy
Cubs
New York
Reds
Evers
Jack Coombs
Jack
Bobby Wallace
Browns
Jack Berry
Vean Gregg
Art Schwind
Dobbins
Roseland Eclipse
Chicago
Detroit Tigers
Fred Clarke
Bransfield
Vint Campbell
Luderus
Boston Americans
Herb Byram
Sacramento
Jimmy Shinn
Jimmy McAleer
Jack Flynn
Pirates
Jimmy
Billy Murray
Murray
Great Future for Harmon and Daniel in Babylon Tale
Roger Bresnahan predicts Harmon will be baseballs greatest pitcher next year with many star names like Ford Yankees Johnson Nationals Alexander Phillies Mather son Giants Adams and Camnitz Pirates in the field O Toole also coming. The Daniel lesson outlines deliverance from the lions den showing faithfulness to God and kings, with Daniel serving under Cyrus and Darius in Babylon during exile.
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Roger Bresnahan
St. Louis
Harmon
Ford
Yankees
Johnson
Alexander
Phillies
Mathewson
Giants
Adams
Camnitz
Pirates
O'Toole
Zelden
Babylon
Jerusalem
Shadrach
Meshach
Abed-nego
Empire
Palestine
Antiochus
Nebuchadnezzar
Jeremiah
Darius
Cyrus
Daniel
God
Hans
Thais
Assursanipal
Sennacherib
Daniels
Jennings Blames Highlanders for Tigers Pennant Talent
Hughie Jennings accuses the New York Highlanders of ruining the Tigers title bid this season. He pins the setback on the Highlanders' performance affecting Detroit’s pennant chances.
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Jennings
Highlanders
Hughie Jennings
New York Highlanders
Tigers
Doan's Kidney Pills Sold With Kidney Cure Claim
An elderly reader recounts chronic backache and weakness eased by Doan's Kidney Pills. The testimonial from Henry C. Leonhard of Liberty St Sturgeon Bay Wisconsin credits the product with permanent relief after visits to physicians. Price is 50 cents, available from druggists and general stores. Foster Milburn Co of Buffalo distributes.
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Leonhardt
Liberty
Doan’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
In Cold Storage
A courtroom quip over a suspect led to a taunt about locking him away. The exchange suggests a judge or observer quips about placing the prisoner in a cooler as a grim joke.
Castorla Remedy Ad Promotes Pediatric Use and Longevity
An advertisement urges careful examination of CASTORLA bottles for infants and children, claiming safety and reliability with a signature of long use. The copy notes children cry for Fletcher's Castor oil and promotes a remedy in ongoing use for over 30 years.
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Nic
Fletcher
How to Find Fault Privately and Timely
Guidance on criticizing misconduct in private after the offense. Blaming without witnesses reduces resistance and preserves calm, as the accuser has noted the fault and chosen an appropriate private moment.
Qualified Prayer Incident at Marion's Table
Marion faces pressure at a crowded table as her aunt enforces new foods amid her mother's illness. After being forced to eat onions she refuses to say grace, is sent to sit alone until ready, and finally prays that God make her thankful for onions if possible, doubting divine help.
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Marion
What She Gained by Trying Postum Again
A Minnesota family shares how Postum improved health after a failed first attempt. The mother brewed it weaker at first, then correctly, boiling longer until the beverage pleased the father who suffered from dyspepsia. The son credits Postum with the father’s improved health and weight, and all children enjoy it. Printed by Postum Co. Battle Creek Mich. Read The Road to Wellville in pkgs.
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Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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