Witty quips and curious finds light up a 1920s column
Ilver Lake Indiana notes a string of punny items from eccentric tech ideas to social trends. A Chicago clock shipment to Peking and a proposed New York bread trust draw laughs while a St Paul man discovers a French throne heirship.
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St. Paul
Cow in Lowell Produces Seven Tons of Milk in a Year
The Lowell cow yielded seven tons of milk in twelve months prompting remark that the world would be drowned in milk if all cows behaved this way.
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Lowell
Mass
New York Bans Common Drinking Cups Prompting Innovator’s Rise
A New York law restricting common drinking cups gains attention as a manufacturer of an uncommon cup design reports a surge in interest and sales. The rule sparks industry talk about safer, reusable alternatives and potential market shifts.
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New York
Boston savant claims power to photograph thought
A Boston savant asserts he can photograph thoughts revealing inner truths. The piece speculates on how a perfect lady might reveal her mind during a near streetcar ride and its near miss, suggesting social quirks and public curiosity.
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Boston
Poultry Raising Course Planned at Rutgers College
Rutgers college will offer a poultry raising course as a response to people who think they already know how to keep chickens. The aim is to provide practical guidance and improve farming techniques for interested learners.
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Rutgers College
Baltimore bard forms poet union amid walking delegate push
A Baltimore bard attempts to organize a poet association but faces likely failure as all applicants seek walking delegate status, hindering collective bargaining and unified leadership.
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Baltimore
Wa Lking
Goats Stray in New York Amid Lab Germ Fears
Four goats wandered from a facility in New York after inoculation with a billion se germs drawing concern and recalls of prior incidents where scientists lost goats.
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New York
Woman credits harem skirt for escaping danger
A New York woman credits her safety to wearing a harem skirt which provided the freedom to run for her life, arguing the garment offered practical protection and mobility in a perilous situation.
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New York
Woman Graduates Stenography School at Seventy
A Spokane woman graduates from a stenography school at seventy and plans to pursue active work. She believes youth of spirit bans aging limits on activity and service.
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Spokane
Pennsylvania Woman Buries Wrong Man by Mistake
A Pennsylvania widow buried the wrong man in error for her husband but when the husband appeared alive and wet she kept to the deceased. She declined to undo the burial or reveal the error.
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Pennsylvania
New Jersey Magistrate Casts Powers Upon Rabbit Foot
A New Jersey magistrate assigns great influence to a rabbit's foot, suggesting he should hold court at midnight in a prayer cave to invoke proper influences, reflecting superstitious practice in the courtroom.
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New Jersey
Harvard professor claims ten cents a day for food
The quote argues a ten cent daily food budget is impractical by noting lobster at eighty cents a pound and suggesting a lobster can as a dessert option.
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Harvard
Man in St Louis signs pact with wife over kissing
A man in St Louis signed a contract with his wife agreeing not to kiss or annoy her in any way. The odd agreement suggests she disagreed with Shakespeare on ladies’ wages and found the terms reasonable.
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St. Louis
Three Leading Hat Shapes With Floral Trim In Summer Modes
A period piece describes three hat shapes for summer fashion. French sailor style with white chip and Alsatian bow features massed garden roses. A bronze braided helmet hat uses bronze velvet and wild flower spray. A leg horn straw with roses and moss accents a front lift and black velvet band complements various costumes.
Mulberry Cashmere Dress Described With Tunic Trim
A smart home wear dress described in mulberry colored cashmere features a lining underskirt with deep kitting. The tunic wraps on the left side and is stitched, trimmed with passementerie. Bodice material is tucked.
Hatbag for the Traveler
A simple hatbag craft guides travelers to create a sturdy paper bag. Use brown paper to make a large envelope shaped bag with slit ends, trimmed corners, and open top. Add cord handles, fold flat, and store in a suitcase corner.
Immigrant tide to Canada swells as settlers stream in
Canadian Immigration Branch reports more than 325000 arrivals in the last year with about 130000 from the United States and the rest from Britain and Northern Europe. The note highlights ready reception halls in Manitoba Saskatchewan and Alberta, 160 acre free homesteads, rail link protections and growing demand for immigration literature amid a steady annual rise. A Winnipeg morning report notes a Vanguard of 25 farmer families arriving with 41 carloads of gear including horses cattle and gas tractors ready to work the prairie. Regular shipments from Antwerp show emigration shifting toward Canada affecting Atlantic lines.
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Canadian Immigration Branch
Canada
United States
British Isles
Europe
Western
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Antwerp
Atlantic
Red Star
America-Canada
Gothland
Samland
New York
Rotterdam
Winnipeg
Explosive Neckties and the Danger of Guncotton Silk
The article explains several artificial silk processes using cellulose. Most forms are safe like cotton, but one uses nitro cellulose. If the spun threads are denitrated they are safe. if not the fabric contains guncotton and can be dangerously explosive.
Fish tale overheard in Colonial lobby laughs at big catch
A Cleveland Plain Dealer anecdote recalls two men in a Colonial lobby joking about a giant fish. The weight joke contrasts with a duck hunting quip about collecting “four quarts of toes,” highlighting humorous mishearing and local banter.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Monopoly of City and Country Echoed in Banter
A brief exchange frames a contrast between urban ambition and rural honesty as a witty street dialogue. The city resident questions the country visitor's purpose while the country man asserts his aim to earn an honest living, noting no competition.
Garment Description and Material List for Women's Outfit
A period sewing note details a two piece ensemble with side panels and a vest of tucked cream ninon. The over sleeves mirror the bodice and tunic edges, with tight under sleeves of tucked ninon. Required materials total six yards 46 inches wide six yards lining one and a half yards ninon 40 inches wide and three yards trimming.
Linen for Needle Work Fashioning Gray Decor Items
Heavy gray linen is popular as a background for embroidered house decorations. Bedrooms and living rooms in country houses feature gray linen for bed hangings cushion covers tablecloths and window hangings. Ambitious needlewomen craft elaborate colored designs including wood fairies and fuchsia tones for a bedroom set.
Small Girl's Hobble Skirt Fashion Debate
Harper's Bazaar notes diverse opinions on belt placement for young girls frocks. Some dresses place the sash near the normal waist while others drop it toward the hem, creating hobble skirt effects that hinder movement or look quaint depending on the child.
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Harper’s Bazar
Out of Date Marriage Proposal Dialogue
A period dialogue features a young couple debating old fashioned romance. The woman urges directness while the man defends modern attitudes, highlighting generational shifts in expectations and family involvement.
Eye Salve Tubes For Infection Prevention
Marine eye salve comes in tubes with new size 25c and eye liquid 25c 50c per container. Eye books included in each package.
Conversation Between Lovers About Winter and Summer
A tender exchange where he notes a third winter this year and she consoles that summer will come soon. The dialogue highlights longing and cyclical seasons as emotional backdrops.
Noted Self Worth Beyond Public Opinion
A concise reflection on inner value over others judgments attributed to Thomas a Kempis. It presents a timeless moral that personal worth should not hinge on external commentary.
The Boy's Outfit for a Young Gentleman
Harper's Bazar notes practical dress for a small boy featuring a natural linen Russian blouse suit with a patent belt. Complete the look with brown boots and stockings, or low shoes and socks for outdoor wear until warm weather. The fashion should not persist as the boy grows taller and moves to long trousers.
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Harper’s Bazar
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Advertisement
A vintage notice touts Dr Pierce s Pleasant Pellets as a stomach liver and bowels regulator and invigorator. Sugar coated tiny granules are easy to take and designed not to gripe.
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Dr. Pierce
Sunset of life quote from Colonel Hunter
A Colonel Hunter saying warns that life’s sunset is not beautiful unless daytime work and home life were pleasant. The remark emphasizes balance between daily duties and personal life.
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Colonel Hunter
Friend Who Stands by You Often Forgets to Return It
A short proverb notes that a loyal ally sometimes fails to return favors or support. The saying highlights mixed reliability among friends and the need for mutual accountability. It reflects on reciprocal help and the risk of unreturned aid in close relationships.
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup Teething Remedy Ad
An old advertisement touts Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children as a teething aid. It claims gum softening pain relief wind colic cure and prices it at a cent a bottle.
The Unexpected as Anticipated Disappointment Antidote
This line suggests a paradoxical strategy for relief from disappointment by embracing surprise rather than predicting outcomes. It implies a mindset shift toward openness to unforeseen events and their potential positive effects.
Isaiah 6 and home missions in modern nations
The lesson notes Isaiah 6 and its call to serve, linking prophetic vision to home mission needs. It stresses moral issues in wealthy nations, immigration, and the role of Christians in evangelizing immigrants, supporting agencies like the American Bible Society and Sunday School unions, and generous church giving to home missions.
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Isaiah
Jerusalem
Syria
Palestine
Judah
Samaria
Ahaz
Assyria
Israel
God
United States
Elis Island
American Bible Society
American Sunday School Union
Denonx Bational
Doan's Kidney Pills Promised Health Remedy
An advertisement touts Doan's Kidney Pills as the best remedy for kidney health. It cites a testimonial from Mrs. O. W. Erwin of Little Falls expressing dramatic improvement after use, and notes the product is sold by dealers at 50 cents a box by Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo, N.Y.
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Dean
O. W. Erwin
Third St
Little Falls
Minn
Doan
The Most Beautiful Thing in the World Prize Essay
A newspaper asked leaders to name the most beautiful thing. First prize went to "The eyes of my mother." Second prize went to "The dream of that which we know to be impossible." A humorous line claimed the beauty is seeing a man carry his mother-in-law across a dangerous river without dropping her.
Archimedes Bath Plea and the Soap Revelation
A teacher quizzes a pupil on Archimedes and the exclamation Eureka. The pupil hesitates then suggests the meaning, and finally claims Archimedes found the soap, prompting a playful exchange about the ancient discovery.
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Archimedes
Ureka
James
Christian ‘Intelligencer
Sign Promises Suits Cleaned While You Get Shaved
An uptown avenue shows a new long familiar "while you wait" sign in front of a barber shop and tailoring shop. The display lists both names and proclaims suits cleaned and pressed while you are getting shaved.
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Uptown
New York Sun
Plutocrats Cheating Poor Man Out of Livin Judge Quip
A Judge laments exploited workers as monopolistic elites push down wages and shift to flying machines. He recalls earning $29 weekly commission catching speeders, arguing the rich still cheat the poor for profit and survival.
Do You Assimilate Your Food Aunty Joke
Humorous letter from the Woman's National Daily notes a play on dialect and manners with a quip about buying food openly rather than assimilating it, reflecting a light social vignette.
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National Daily
Distinction and Authority in Two Quick Exchanges
An optimist says Jim is full of possibilities though not a successful man. A cynic counters with doubts about probabilities. The remark concludes that authority is a misfit when some people wear it.
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Jim
Clergyman Endorses Grape-Nuts for Health and Energy
A diligent pastor testifies that switching to Grape-Nuts with cream and Postum improved digestion headaches and morning energy. He notes better sermon preparation and study stamina, attributing these changes to the cereal based diet. He mentions others helped by the product and cites Battle Creek, Michigan.
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Postum Company
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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