Jawgce the Grasshopper Like Boy, Polly Says
Polly the washerwoman defends her son Jawgce as the most unfathomable, likening him to a grasshopper. The mistress questions, while Polly explains two fears haunt him: waking to eat and stopping to sleep. The Louisville Times ad follows with Red Cross Ball Blue and a quip on love for idle people.
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Polly
Liouisville
Two Strings to Little Lester's Row
A Kansas City Star captioned gag exchanges between Lille Lester Livermore and Mamma feature a comical barter for coins. Skinny Smart offers a dime in return for a stronger swear.
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Lester
Lille Lester Livermore
Mamma
Lester Livermore
Skinny Smart
Kansas City Star
A Musical Education and Harmony of the Souls
A reflection on how music education shapes inner harmony rather than creating inner conflict. The piece suggests formal study can align emotions and nurture disciplined creativity.
Prize Fighters Stall as Referee Counts Out
A garbled line notes prize fighters failing to rise as the referee counts out. The passage hints at a boxing match ending with a knockdown and stoppage, emphasizing the fighters and the crowd response.
Maybe a Peanut. Why do you think he has a family tree
A humorous exchange plays on the phrase family tree and a pun about a nut. The jokey line hints that the person is seen as a nutty character with connections implied in a lighthearted way.
Exclusive eatery praised for polish and manners
A Long Vulgarian remarks on a restaurant described as highly exclusive. He notes the staff are perfect gentlemen while the only coarse figure is the proprietor, whom he doubts could be excluded.
Grim Humor in Scribbles Obituary Trade
A sharp remark on Scribbles the newspaper humorist, noting his rare smiles. The quipster is described as dour, with one exception when a reporting shortage forced him to write an obituary for a man he disliked.
No Angel Appears as Harold Calls for Mother
A four year old Harold pleads for his mother in the nursery asking her to sit with him until sleep. She replies she is busy and tells him to keep quiet so the angels will be with him. He counters that no angel has appeared despite his silence.
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Saskatchewan
Alberta
Canada
Mamma
Harold
Gas for Toothache Budget Battle in Dental Parlor
An elderly African American man negotiates with a dentist over tooth extraction for his wife. He balks at paying 50 cents for nitrous gas and asks if a cheaper option of about a dime could be provided instead, highlighting economic strain in a domestic scene.
Good meals not frequent
A hotel lobby dinner party recalls a speaker named Brown who claims to avoid vice yet admits smoking after meals. He says he smokes about once a month, sparking a brief exchange about personal habits. The anecdote appears in the Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
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Henry Sidner Harrison
Brown
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph
Parson Snubs Bowed-Off Project Query on Sidewalk
A comic vignette shows a chronic bore haranguing a minister about his daughter's project, only for the clergyman to interrupt and suggest his daughter consult a chiropodist instead, in brisk street dialogue.
Unclear Chat on College Stereotypes Sparks Dialogue
A fragment shows Beth Bearbarous quoting a remark about college students and Indians. The exchange features a thoughtful thinker and a dense party asking about the comparison. The dialogue ends with the thinker giving a provocative generalization about songs and yells.
Elopers Delayed by Tree Sleep in New Guinea
The report claims elopements are hindered as eligible girls are made to sleep in trees. Ladders are removed after retirement. It notes that airplanes have not yet reached the country.
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New Guinea
Patrice
Fixing the Limit in a Family Question
A father asks if the suitor can support a family and the young man retorts that he only plans to support the daughter. The exchange centers on finances and marriage prospects without broader promises.
New Arrival Bemoans Town as a Dump in Plankville
A newcomer calls Plankville a dump while a depot lounger replies that the railroad cannot stop dumping here. The exchange frames ongoing friction over rail traffic and town image in the Louisville Courier-Journal anecdote.
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Plankville
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Fishing Craze Joke Knits Garden and Tackle
A humorous quip connects gardening with fishing. A speaker notes the garden seems poor this year while a husband digging finds worms that trigger thoughts of fishing gear. The exchange blends rural humor with fisherfolk motifs.
Lawyer’s Advice on Cutting Household Expenses
A wife tells the lawyer she must reduce costs per her husband’s command and seeks guidance on the most effective ways to trim spending. The exchange frames a financial tightening plan within a domestic context.
Belt jokes reference Napoleons Waterloo day attire
A humorous exchange compares Napoleon's 42 inch belt to a different belt Wellington gave him, noting a contrast in significance between the two belts. The remark plays on the idea of belts as telling signs of girth and gift versus circumstance.
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Wellington
Hawker Reproves Claim on Gentility Amid Debate
In discussion, Nowitt questions Hawker's claim of being a gentleman. Hawker defends his status amid the ongoing assertion of his supposed gentility.
Lawyer’s Sarcasm Reflected in Trial Exchange
A court scene captures the defense attorney mockingly saying the plaintiff was scared by a vehicle collision. The plaintiff retorts that the impact resembled a motor car, claiming to be forcibly struck by the resemblance. The exchange highlights courtroom tension and witty banter.
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London
Great rulers mocked as drinkers in Town Topics
The column pokes fun at famous historical figures like Alexander the Great Peter the Great Adolphus the Great and Bismarck joking about drinking habits and comparing them to modern buyers for Goldbury and Vladimer at thirty dollars a week.
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the Great Bismarck
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Training ship drill yields taut rigging on board
Landsman notes the schooling is thorough on the training ship. Sailor confirms the rigging is taut, reflecting strict drill and discipline aboard.
As Good as His Word Dentist Charge For Pain
A wry humorous exchange about a dentist offering painless extractions free but charging when pain occurs. The joke hinges on a sign promising free painless work while the dentist bills a dollar for real pain, forcing a small moral about expectations and fairness in service.
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Boston Evening Transcript
Reading Shakespeare in a Flood of New Works
A Louisville Courier Journal quips about keeping pace with new Shakespeare releases. The exchange notes fond readers and the speaker wonders whether he has read the latest plays amid a surge of new works.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Officer Do Your Duty and the Footpad Encounter
A humorous exchange frames an alleged footpad incident with a poultry reporter noting the miscue. The funny man recalls a confrontation and the other person demands hands up, implying a crime event and police response.
Profitable Suit in Boston Evening Transcript Exchange
A brief dialogue shows a plaintiff claiming success in a lawsuit. The respondent says the case was won and damages nearly covered the attorney’s fees. The exchange appears in the Boston Evening Transcript.
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Boston Evening Transcript
Theory Proved and Past Existence Talk
A dialogue on reincarnation raises a claim about a woman who asserts four prior existence years. The exchange explores belief in previous lives and personal memory within a speculative framework.
Reading the News Six Bulletins Daily
Hobbs notes the need to read thoroughly to stay informed about current events. Dobbs agrees and says he consumes six daily bulletins to keep up.
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Hobbs
Dobbs
Last Resort Quote Sparks Legal Path Forward
A Life magazine line ponders a standstill in dispute, concluding with the resolve to pursue legal action. The remark frames a conflict reaching the point of formal court consideration as a last resort.
Dreadful Suspicion and Engagement Pressure
The dialogue fragment shows a couple debating engagement and parental authority with insistence on adherence to expectations and social rules. The exchange hints at pressure from a father and uncertainty about proper conduct.
Fox hunting in Britain a war like sport in war effort
The piece notes that fox hunting centers in the shires and backs Britain’s war effort. It cites 150 masters of hounds with flag, 3000 hunt members, 1500 hunt servants, plus regular army officers who ride to hounds, totaling a sizable force and likening hunting to war.
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Waterloo
Duke of Wellington
Eton
Britain
Flanders
George Bernard Shaw
Jorrocks
Cuticura Ad Promotes Hair Growth and Skin Relief
An advertisement touts Cuticura Ointment and Cuticura Soap for dandruff itching and hair growth. It promises immediate effect on hair loss and skin troubles and offers free samples by mail via a postcard to Cuticura Dept XY Boston. Sold everywhere.
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Cuticura
Dept. XY
Boston
Price of the porch chair sparks shopper’s doubt
A shopper asks the price of a porch chair. The clerk quotes seventeen dollars. The customer doubts the value while the salesman calmly explains the price reflects what was asked.
The Usual Thing Cartoon Exchange
A short dialogue panel centers on Mrs Askit asking about a servant and Mrs Noitt replying she keeps one and mentions several of the servant’s relatives. The Indiana Star caption conveys a light humor moment.
Marine Eye Remedy Ad and Miscellaneous Slogan Fragments
Fragmented ad copy markets Marine Eye Remedy with quack claims and includes unrelated notes on infidelity in church, white clothes from Red Cross Ball Blue, and a dismissed statement about a handy man. The clipped text mixes product pitches with social observations and generic grocer ads.
For Her Sake A Fragment From An 1920s Ad
A clipped line shows a mock dialog about spending and saving in a household ad style. It mentions a wife urging prudence and a husband responding with repeated phrases about affording actions and decisions.
Mrs Maben's Letter Promotes Pinkham Remedies
Murfreesboro Tennessee resident Mrs H E Maben praises Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash for resolving years of female weakness and displacement She credits the remedies with renewed health enabling her to work unaided and urges other women to try the treatment and seek confidential advice from the company in Lynn Massachusetts
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Murfreesboro
Tenn
H. E. Maben
S. Spring St
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