Wit and whimsy mix in a dash of holiday notes and quips
A light column of assorted witticisms spans topics from merry shopping weather to personal foibles. It playfully critiques vanity, marriage, aviation stunts, and quirky observations about disease, poets, and New Jersey bee prayers, finishing with a Texas woman’s odd bequest and a legal question.
Automobiles Cheaper Yet Food Costs Stay High Say Critics
The article notes that while cars grow cheaper affordability remains hampered by high living costs. Critics argue consumer budgets strain as essential goods and meals stay expensive despite lower vehicle prices.
Anesthetic Quandary Sparks Corhouse Debate
A sharp remark about using anesthesia on rats to aid a plan against a fly provokes debate on humane methods and prompt action. The odd botanical metaphor underscores a tense clash over methods and ethics in a public forum.
Calves Worth Large Sums Spark City Fashion Debate
A Chicago note reports calves valued at £1000, while New York on Fifth Avenue shows calves valued at $5,000,000. Fashion bans switches and puffs, and the public anticipates true appearances beyond disguises. The strange desire to color a meerschaum pipe remains perplexing.
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Chicago
Fifth Avenue
New York
Youth atop Los Angeles skyscraper shocks city
A Los Angeles boy climbed to the top of a skyscraper and stood on his head to test his nerve. He was arrested after alarming passers by and drawing police attention.
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Los Angeles
Taxicab terminology sparks odd exchange in Attens
In Attens an exchange notes a taxi chauffeur is described using a peculiar term polipolytan tocinetharmoxaxe. The remark appears in a local discussion of taxi services and language usage as Els Dill is mentioned in the exchange.
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Attens
Prima donna uncovers $15000 ambergis lump claim
A prima donna says milk acts as a hair tonic while revealing the discovery of a $15,000 lump of ambergis. Publicists are noted as working hard for their money in the accompanying commentary.
Beefs Rising Yet Rabbits Loom as Market Sways
Market notes hint beef prices may rise while rabbits enter markets soon. A futuristic device to remove lead shot from teeth could boost popularity of rabbit meat once available nationwide.
Melon Toss in Brooklyn Shocks Taxicab Riders
A playful person hurled a melon into a passing taxicab in Brooklyn the other night. Observers note the incident highlights a growing worry that melons may replace hen fruit as a common snack choice among crowds along the great white way.
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Brooklyn
Oldest doctor faults modern cures and rising smoking
The piece argues America’s oldest doctor believes modern physicians aren’t much better at cures than a half century ago amid an explosion of new ailments. It notes a one third rise in cigarette consumption over three months as proof that advertising pays.
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America
Boston Mayor backs six inch limit on pins
Mayor Fitzgerald favors a six inch restriction on pins and the county will watch with interest as authorities seek to enforce the measure.
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Fitzgerald
Boston
Prison Labor Reform Debated at Jailer Congress
Baltimore delegates heard a report condemning the contract system and urging state control of prison labor. Training priority, then finances, with farms and outside work to keep the majority employed on the state account. Ohio’s James H. Leonard elected president with D. C. Peyton as vice president and continued leadership of H. H. Trenton H. H. Shirer and Frederick H. Mills.
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Baltimore
Congress of the American Prison Association
James H. Leonard
Ohio State Reformatory
Mansfield
D. C. Peyton
Jeffersonville
Ind
H. H. Trenton
N. J
H. H. Shirer
Columbus
Ohio
Frederick H. Mills
New York
Woman Arrests Powder Seller After $579 Paid
New York reports Mary Jarrin a housemaid paid $579 for love powder to Jane Grindle and had the powder maker arrested when her milkman sweetheart did not return.
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New York
Jane Grindle
Mary Jarrin
Slaves Get Rubber Promises Lure Natives Into Servitude
A Times letter by F H Fawcett exposes Peru rubber labor abuses. Agents lure indigenous people with advances, drink, and forged pledges, then force them to work a harsh 100 pound load along brutal trails. Families are bought and sold for service. escape is near impossible and debt bondage for workers persists.
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London
Peru
Times
F. H. Fawcett
Fawcett
Oil barge Woodhall arrives at Trinidad after five months
Capt Edwin L. Smith of London pilots the fifty five foot Woodhall from English shipyards to Trinidad after five months at sea with dwindling provisions. An American stowaway aided the crew as they faced harsh weather and limited supplies during the perilous voyage.
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New York
Edwin L. Smith
London
Trinidad
Woodhall
Smith
Bracelet on Ankle Draws Crowded Attention in St Louis
Miss Adeline Gritman attracted hundreds of churchgoers in St Louis when a solid gold bracelet on her ankle showed with rings on her fingers as she walked to a drug store. The moment drew comment from onlookers and churchgoers alike in the crowded scene.
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St. Louis
Adeline Gritman
Harvard Sophomore Proposes In Jest Engagement
Cambridge, N J Jimmy Ryan a Harvard sophomore searched for a girl he met during a fraternity initiation prank He asked every girl he met to marry him and chose one in Watertown square The girl accepted on bended knee then bound the pact with two earrings and vanished Ryan vows to track her down even if he must hire a detective.
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Cambridge, N. J
Jimmy Ryan
Harvard
Ryan
Watertown Square
Jimmy
Hens on Strike Delay Egg Prices, Expert Says
Government hen expert Dr. H. M. Lanen predicts cheaper and more plentiful eggs once the hens finish melting.
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Washington
H. M. Lanen
Parrot Boss Teddy Guides City Work in Chicago
Teddy the parrot, owned by August Reichmann, leads city workers paving an alley in Lake View. The bird's commands keep laborers on task, with occasional political chatter, as officials note Teddy does not appear on the payroll and may even outshine city oversight.
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Teddy
Chicago
Polly
August T. Reichmann
Clifton Avenue
Lake View
Fellows
Deta
B. J. Glackin
Board of Local Improvements
Corn huskers vie for honors among Kansas youth
Rivalry for corn husking honors in Topeka features young farmers of Kansas. He Hardick of Lyons set a high mark by cleaning and cribbing 160 bushels of corn in ten hours, with other competitors close behind in the ongoing event.
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Topeka
Kan
Kansas
He Hardick
Lyons
Bps
Perthat
Hat Trouble Between Mrs Mead and Ernest Mead
In a domestic vignette from Youth's Companion, Mrs. Mead pressures Ernest Mead to replace his old hat. They visit shops where hats grow stiffer, and Ernest endures his wife's selections, finally leaving with her hat choice. He internalizes the defeat and mutters about impossibility.
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Mrs. Mead
Mr. Mead
Ernest
Rastus
Curiosity Without Enthusiasm in Titanic Memorial Effort
The narrative follows Frank P. Morse promoting an editorial favoring a half million dollar memorial arch for Titanic heroes. Morse confronts editors in New York with zealous rhetoric, then abruptly leaves after a dismissive editor asks where the sailors died. Morse escapes via a Pullman car.
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Frank P. Morse
New York
Morse
Popular Magazine
Legal Cat Fence Dispute Ends With Tear Down
A man asks a lawyer if he may shoot a neighbor’s cat that roams his fence nightly. The lawyer notes the cat is not his, but the fence is, and concludes the only safe remedy is to tear down the fence.
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Neighbor Jones
Young Coke Blackstone
Doctor of Divinity Abbreviations In School Debate
A fragment shows a dialogue about abbreviations with Doctor of Divinity explained to a child. The exchange hints at education on religious degrees and common abbreviation knowledge.
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Doctor of Divinity
Discipleship and Childlike Trust in Matthew Lesson
The lesson frames two core ideas: discipleship’s humility and Christ’s stance toward children. Jesus teaches by placing a child before the disciples to show that greatness comes from becoming childlike—trustful, obedient, and selfless, not power-seeking. It urges parents and teachers to nurture this teachable spirit early and warns against causing children to stumble.
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Jesus
Kingdom of Heaven
Kingdom
Bul
Israel
Moses
God
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