Love In a Cottage Comedy Sketch
A humorous dialogue about engagement plans failing over practical details. The couple believed they could live on love in a cottage but realize each plans to supply nothing but love, while a digression humorously questions a counter and arithmetic. The piece closes with a quip on a man being broke and lacking a home.
Women to Drive War Automobiles Front Paris
About 150 to 200 women are to drive military motor cars behind the French front. After long push by Club Feminin Automobile, hundreds of license holders in Paris have signed to enlist for three months and obey military rules. They will first replace water and ambulance drivers in foreign sanitary sections, then possibly men in other automobile units.
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Cutting Down Gossip In Motion Picture Era
A colonial era exchange notes that before motion pictures people spent leisure time admiring neighbors and discussing private affairs. The speaker suggests people then knew more about others than those fueling gossip now in photoplay houses.
Between Us Girls Short Exchange over Men and a Sitar
A witty exchange contrasts leading a man to drink with driving him to a sitar. Miss Sharpe and Young Sharper discuss influence, control, and the quirks of relationships in a playful dialogue.
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Young Sharper
Soldiers and Officers jest from a Scottish humorist
A brief comic exchange shows a lieutenant testing a squad in clairvoyant power. He asks how many men are in a trench digging party. the reply claims thirty men and one officer. The lieutenant notes the officer by his distance, and the joke hinges on the idea of the officer not working at all.
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Cure clear skin with Cuticura cleansing routine
Advertising copy promotes Cuticura Ointment and Soap for facial skin care. It claims rapid cleansing of pores when used together with hot water and repeated bathing, offering a free sample by mail with a book. Address requests to Cullerin Dept. Boston. Sold nationwide.
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Boston
Illuming Postcard Mystery Moves From Stage to Pigpen
A plebeian girl who rose to fame as a London actress pleads for help from her uncle a county sergeant due to rent woes. She asks for a letter to permit her move in but an upstairs confrontation reveals the uncle intends a strict domestic fate. The landlady recalls a policeman’s arrival with a shocking reveal and a demand she become useful by feeding the pig and cleaning the office.
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Wiles
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On Writing Letters in Trench War Condition
Canadian major quotes Captain Harry Light on a new trench letter style. Soldiers now write with quiet humor and stark realism, sensing the situation and avoiding burdening those at home. A peer notes many can only muster weekly letters, fearing outsiders cannot grasp the hardships of pacifists and political grumblers.
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Harry Light
Holl
Nampa Japanese Gardener Injured In Runaway Crash
In a recent runaway accident last week Mukai, one of Nampa's Japanese gardeners, sustained serious injuries. The report notes early apples being gathered, with Jonathan apples due in two to three weeks, and a wave of agricultural activity across the region including potato shipments and crop prospects. Also mentioned are legal actions, a federal grand jury true bills, and notable local incidents and deaths across Idaho.
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Muguero
Wiliam Kreizenbeck
Barmett
Couson
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Idaho Falls
Nampa Rictinu
Boise Commercial Club
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Public Utilities Commission
Boise
Sims Wilson
Idato Horticultural Association
W. W. Brasley
Gee. Hipp
van J. Chapin
Edward J. McKeen
American Lake
E. K. Bennet
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State University
Canyon
Jobn FP
Gundy
Twin Falls
Shakelive Canyon
Crystal Springs
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Comopany
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Eden
Twin Malls
Amos Clark
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Russians Repel Teuton Attacks on Multiple Fronts
Russian forces claim repelling German assaults in Champagne Verdun and near Riga while Italians advance on Monte San Gabriele. French report German Crown Prince attacks near Verdun and Loivre repulsed. British raiders bombed German positions near Cherisy. Berlin notes focal British success near Ypres.
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Verdun
Riga
Zegevold Farm
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Rig
Cherisy
Arras
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Flanders
Ypres- Mentine Row
Germany Severs Ties With Costa Rica Over Plot
San Jose Costa Rica reports diplomatic relations with Germany are severed after government actions on September 17. President Tinoco says German residents tied to ex-president Gonzalez followers conspired against the government. Prominent Germans Kumpel Altselm and Orlich arrested. all Germans at Costa Rican ports ordered interned.
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Costa Rica
Germany
Tinoco
Gonzalez
Kumpel
Altselm
Orlich
Costa Rican
Argentina says Germany regrets Luxburg dispatchs action
Buenos Ayres reports that Dr Luis B Molina the Argentine minister in Berlin cabled the foreign office that Germany regrets the action of Count von Luxburg the German minister to Argentina Baron von Dem Busselle Haddeshausen told Molina that Germany disapproves entirely of expressions used by Luxburg in his dispatches
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Luis B. Molina
Berlin
Foreign Office
Count von Luxburg
Argentina
Molina
Baron von Dem Busele- Haddeshausen
Germany
Army of Volunteers Strength Shown in Congressional Record
Washington report outlines volunteer strength of the Army and Navy as of 1881 totaling 1 074 100 men. The document, prepared at the request of the committee on public information, emphasizes that all are volunteers and highlights the broad national reach of military force. Advertising blitz by the Food Administration will replace city bulletin boards with illuminated posters reading Food will win the war and do not waste it.
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House Military Committee
Congressional Record
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Food Administration
Altiit
Governea Pat
William F Stonehead Dies in Baltimore After Illness
William F. Stonehead a Republican politician well known nationally died in Baltimore on September 16 after a short illness. He served as Republican leader for many years and was a sergeant-at-arms of the Republican national convention. He held several important posts in United States service.
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Whilam FF. Stone
Stone
United States Service
Ban on Coal Sales Agencies Announcement
Washington Larry A Gurffeld an avant coal administrator announced on September 18 that the organization of sale agencies by mine owners and of the guise of robbing concerns would not be permitted.
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Washington
Larry A. Gurffeld
Avant
Mmine
Wartime officer search at Dike University scene unfolds
Clues point to ten army officers involved in a wartime department inquiry at Dike University of Utah. A request reportedly gathers details on the officers as part of an internal review, with findings expected to be compiled and released.
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Dike University of Uta
Freezone Corn Remedy Promises Quick Pain Relief
A Cincinnati authority touts freezone as a painless corn treatment. Apply the drug to tender corns for instant relief as the corn lifts from the skin with no irritation. A small bottle costs little and is available at drug stores.
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Fifty Fifty at a Flauner Pear Ty Gentleman's Reply
A fragmentary scene describes Bernard at a flauner pear tea where guests hold children. A little girl asks to play with Bernard's toy, prompting his cautious reply that he must be a gentleman and perhaps a tad shy.
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Unruly Window Shade Emergency Fix Advice
When a roller shade won t stay at a point insert a small wooden wedge like a match or toothpick between the unrolled curtain and the roller. This emergency device may insure the label if the issue recurs at the same point.
Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Endorsed by Women
In Ridgway Penn a woman reports seven months of backache and side pain ending after using Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and returning to household work. In Tennille Ga a second woman credits the remedy with restoring health after years of fatigue and ulceration, enabling her to manage seven in the family and garden duties. A confidential note from Lynn Mass invites letters for special advice from the Lydia E Pinkham Medicine Co.
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Ridgway
Penn
0. M. Runes
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Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co
Lynn
Mass
Fragmented OCR listing diverse absurd quotes
A garbled OCR sample shows disjointed phrases and misspelled lines. It includes a gas bill joke, stray dialogue about bills, and brief fragments touching on practice, singing, digestion, and convalescent remarks, all jumbled without clear context.
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