Simple Inauguration Planned For Wilson With Parade
Wilson favors a plain inauguration with modest ceremonies and a large parade kept within budget. The event includes a formal oath by Chief Justice White, a vast crowd in Washington, and a 7:30 p.m. fireworks display after the parade along Pennsylvania Avenue.
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Puzzled Ancients and Famous Word Puzzles Across Ages
A survey of ancient and historic riddles from Samson to Archimedes, Solomon, and Greek lore. The article notes how kings and philosophers posed perplexing questions, from the Philistine wager to the Achilles versus tortoise paradox, and ends with a clever solution to enlarging a square window without altering its dimensions.
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Scientific Names of Fears in Modern Phobias
Scientists list various specialized terrors such as Archmophobia fear of sharp points Agraphophobia fear of open spaces Haematophobia dread of blood Monophobia fear of solitude Necrophobia fear of dead bodies Thanatophobia fear of death Bacillophobia fear of bacilli Pathophobia fear of disease Kleptophobia fear of stealing amia fear of matches Blasophobia fear of evil results from standing upright
Pistol and rifle sports gain ground says 1913
Secretary Crabtree of the United States Revolver association notes growing interest in pistol and revolver shooting. The group formed March 5, 1900, claims 1,500 members, hosts annual championships, and eyes Olympic and international contests. The Madison Square Garden exhibit runs Feb 27 to March 5 with a trap shooting tournament led by Luther J. Squier.
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Iowa Youth Walter Cochran Tops Chicago Billiards Circuit
Walter Cochran a fourteen year old from Iowa rose to prominence in Chicago under L. W. Perkins. He posted a 53.34 average in a Class A 18.2 balk line tournament astonishing local experts.
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Iron Discovery Joke and Schoolroom Quips
A collection of light humor from old papers including a quip on iron’s discovery when a boy says it was smelted. Other snippets feature two sisters watching Othello and a cheeky remark about paying a medical bill, all in a vintage newspaper tone.
After Dinner Speaker Seeks Chance To Prove Worth
A speaker claims he can deliver valuable entertainment and relief, offering to prove his skill as an after dinner orator. He insists the audience deserves a listening ear and promises noteworthy content if given an opportunity.
Waiter and Customer Exchange Demand for Hatchet with Lamb Chops
A diner asks the waiter for a hatchet to accompany lamb chops in a terse exchange. The request appears odd and potentially unsafe, framed as a casual menu moment in a single-page transcription.
Drawing the Line. Elsie claims doggie smarter than yours
In a light exchange from the Boston Transcript a dog named Elsie is praised for clever begging while Mabel counters that her well bred dog avoids such common antics. The playful dialogue underscores pet temperament and owner pride.
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Chasing a Rainbow
A Baltimore American comic query about a son still pursuing college studies and not catching up with peers. The note hints at parental concern and the ongoing pursuit of education.
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Similar Sentiments About Influenza After Effects
Banks says he fears the after effects of influenza more than the illness itself. Rivers notes the same, adding he is still dodging the doctor for $25.
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Writing exchange shows mutual feedback rhythm
The dialogue centers on writing progress and reciprocal critique. One writer reports steady effort while noting that responses mirror their own input, indicating a balanced exchange of drafts and comments.
One at a Time Servants Joke From St Louis Paper
A humorous exchange about marriage and household help appears in the St Louis Post Dispatch. The couple discuss equipping their home with three servants and keeping them long term.
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His Crowning Achievement in Humorous Hats
A light exchange shows a mother praising a young man for nerve and originality, while a daughter notes he uses those traits mainly to select funny hats, highlighting a humorous household dynamic.
Double Need, I Recommend Change to You
A terse exchange cited from the Baltimore American depicts a man refusing an offer, saying his wife owns all he has, while a physician suggests a small alteration. The snippet captures a domestic finance moment with a wary tone.
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Senator Sorghum's sleep aid turns to political speech
In a Washington Star quip, Senator Sorghum recalls failing to soothe his youngest son with song and a story. He finally notes his wife offered a clever suggestion and he delivered one of his speeches to calm the child.
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Feathers on Hats Prompt Grim Witty Exchange
A London Opinion caricature quips about mourning the birds used for hat feathers. A married man counters that the real sadness lies in the bills, implying the cost rather than cruelty. The panel reflects social attitudes toward fashion and animal welfare.
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A Redeeming Trait
A Baltimore American quote disputes authors who steal ideas, noting some credit for not stealing bad ones.
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Easier to Button Cartoon Exchange Cites Skeleton Joke
In a humorous panel from the Philadelphia Telegraph the impatient wife asks if given time the husband would choose to marry the best woman again. The peevish husband replies he would marry the family skeleton instead, delivering a wry domestic quip.
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Bicycle Romance Reimagined as a Motor Novel
In a playful exchange, a writer explains transforming a bicycle romance into a motor novel. The author describes taking apart the original work and reconstructing it to suit a different genre and pace.
Uncle Eben Questions Truth Of What A Man Tells
A Benjamin Franklin style remark from Uncle Eben questions if a man truly knows all he reveals and warns against indiscriminate disclosure. The quote emphasizes caution about honesty and knowledge behind spoken words.
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Life In The Wake Of A Crash
Fragmentary dialogue depicts a car wreck aftermath with Maria searching for John and others scattered, hinting at sudden danger and uncertainty in a domestic scene. The snippet conveys shock and the immediate scramble following the collision.
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