Stearns' Electric Paste Exterminates pests in single night
Pest plagued homes are addressed with Stearns' Electric Paste advertised as the standard for over 43 years. It claims to kill rats mice cockroaches waterbugs and ants in one night, without blowing away like powders. Available in 2 oz for 35 cents and 15 oz for $1.50 with 15 language directions and a money back guarantee.
Strain Forces Paragrapher to Seek Sanitarium Care
A Birmingham Age-Herald quip recalls a newspaper paragrapher carried off to a sanitarium after overwork. He vowed to abstain from writing about Lloyd George, Lenin, Trotzky, or movie stars for a week, but collapsed on the fourth day, weeping like a child.
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Bond's Liver Pill Ad Claims Cure for Colds and Fever
An old advertisement urges taking Bond's Liver Pill at the first sign of illness to drive colds and disease from the body. It asserts the pills unblock clogged liver bowels and remove poisonous waste, claiming they are superior to calomel and effective against headaches fevers and other symptoms.
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Gossip and Gossiping Is Harmful Among Neighbors
A strong admonition against spreading rumors about others lives and private matters. The note urges restraint about questions of death timing, dress expenses, and church attendance, warning that repeating false scandal is cruel and hypocritical and could merit severe consequences.
Views of One Woman on Wealth and Happiness
A short dialogue notes that Flubdub’s earnings rose from fifty a week to ten thousand a year, yet his wife remains unhappy. The speaker asserts money alone does not determine happiness, stressing living within means as the true source of discontent for a woman.
Cochise and the One White Respected Man in War and Peace
Cochise distrusted pale faces but respected Capt. Thomas Jonathan Jeffords, whose freighting crew and bold peace bid ended decades of Apache hostilities. Jeffords persuaded Cochise to seek a truce, leading to a peaceful death on a reservation on June 8, 1874.
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Spotted Tail the Sioux Chief Known as White Man's Friend
Spotted Tail or Inte Galeshka of the Brule Sioux earned the White Man's Friend label from some, while enemies dubbed him a trimmer. He rose from outlaw to peace advocate, learning white ways in captivity at Fort Laramie, later pressing for Brule security and surrender of Crazy Horse. His final act of power led to a fatal feud when Crow Dog killed him over a stolen wife in 1881.
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Alluring Dinner Gowns and Medium Hats Featured This Season
A fashion feature describes dinner gowns in crepe de chine and georgette with bead trims, low waists, and shorter lengths. It highlights chic hats, beaded embellishments, color diversity, and combinations for evening, afternoon, and street wear, noting amber gowns, luster beads, and jeweled accents.
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Georgette
Cap and Bells in Crimson Gulch Reach for a Hospital
In Crimson Gulch a plausible stranger offers funding to build a jail and a hospital when settling into the community. Cactus Joe responds that justice is swift and the real need is a hospital, implying a wry plan to prioritize healthcare over incarceration.
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Cactus Joe
Crimson Gulch
Writer forges exit with wit in taxicab plan
A burglar attempted to rob a celebrated detective writer while he worked. The writer condemned the burglar’s crude methods and vowed to quit crime, choosing to learn taxi driving instead.
Bug Explorer Reaches Mt Dromedary Peak
Eureka report celebrates climbers reaching the summit of Mt Dromedary after a long ascent. The expedition highlights teamwork and perseverance, capturing the moment of achievement with pride and anticipation for the next phase of exploration.
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Mt Dromedary
Little Footprints on Sands of Time by Centipedes
A reflective note on centipedes leaving numerous tiny footprints, illustrating how their small, persistent tracks dominate the narrative of time versus human scale. The verse invites contemplation of nature’s minute legacies.
Oratorical Equipment Debate Turns On Speech Material
A practical campaigner contends that knowledge of Shakespeare and the Bible is not education but provides material for powerful political speeches. He argues such material can convince voters of the speaker's sincerity even if formal schooling is lacking.
Senator Sorghum Reflects On Re election Confidence
A public exchange shows Senator Sorghum acknowledging repeated reelection success. He downplays salary as a motivation, citing his prosperous community and his belief that capable rivals would not be swayed by pay alone.
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Senator Sorghum
Collector Argument Over Absence At Home
Mrs Slopay asks what the collector argued about and if the maid told him she was not at home. The maid confirms she said so, but the collector wouldn’t believe it, acting as if she could not speak for herself. Cincinnati Enquirer
The Usual Way in Pearson's Weekly
A brief quip begins with a master asking Mary how a vase broke and Mary replies it tumbled and broke itself. The master notes an automatic break. The item reflects a light humor piece from Pearson's Weekly.
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Mary
Pearson’s Weekly
Pa Quotes on Success and Creditors
A brief quip contrasts the idea of success with the burden of debt. The speaker muses that success is attainable for any man who pursues it, while creditors pressing for payment shadow the pursuit with reminders to remit.
Did He Catch On Blase Young Caller Dialogue
A humorous exchange unfolds with Miss Bright teasing Blase Young about bore routines and masking boredom with gaiety. The back-and-forth highlights witty banter and social dynamic in a lighthearted scene.
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Miss Bright
Gayety
Longevity Talk in Tit-Bits Quotation
An excerpt from London Tit-Bits features Miss Spriggs replying that longevity runs in her family. She recalls tall relatives, including brothers Bill at six foot two and Albert at six foot seven, and a father at six foot four, joking about inherited longevity.
Jack Newlyride Displays Notable Common Sense
A light quip notes Jack Newlyride shows common sense while a sharp punchline recalls his mother’s view that common sense is disliked by her. The exchange captures a streetwise, humorous moment in the local tone.
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