Incurable Optimist Faces Train Wreck Spark
A day coach passenger clings to optimism as a wreck unfolds. While others lament, he defends the Rock and Ruin Railroad Company and stays cheerful, then a rear collision proves his stance wrong. The crash throws everyone from their seats, exposing his quip about being unable to be passed.
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Rock and Ruin Railroad Company
What Home Means To Each Person In The Service
Poem style piece outlines varied wartime roles for family members and a young reader, listing meanings of home front tasks. It pairs lines to different relatives with locations such as base hospitals, salvage depots, theater operations, and disbursing offices. The piece ends with a price line noting 1.50 and the register year.
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Black Sheep
No Man’s Land
Soldier taunts recruit in awkward drill moment
The corporal mocks a trainee for not walking upright, then demonstrates with exaggerated chest thrusts and head toss. The rookie retorts that even if he could walk that way he would not accept a dollar a day from Uncle Sam.
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Uncle Sam
Limited Enthusium at Rail Station Scene
An incoming leading lady and outgoing leading man meet at a railroad station. They discuss a small audience, a stray dog causing distraction, and a playful exchange about applause. Mrs. Warbucks comments on his appearance and future hobbies as a gentleman.
Pass, brother. A private asks for the finest engagement ring
A humorous scene unfolds at the gates with a company commander and several privates exchanging lines about admittance and a marriage proposal. The joke shifts to a sales pitch for Deans Ointment for itchy skin, ending with a flustered exchange about gifts.
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St. Peter
Gold
Peter
Brother
Banana Plant Narrates Growth Story From Garden Friends
Peter Gnome visits a corner of a lush garden and asks the Banana Plant to share its life story. The plant explains a two year growth cycle, eleven months to flower and eleven to fruit, plus the care it receives, its single bunch of bananas, and how plants help each other and endure human gaze with patience.
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Peter Grune
Ted
Paradise Flowers
Peter Gnome
Pleasuive
Pater Gnome
Aonin
Peter
Lengme
Riddles and Whispers in a Moonlit Kick
A cryptic note compares rule to moonshine in a brisk kick. It ponders training all you or a track, choosing the track for speed. It asks who are the two largest ladies in the United States, offering jumbled names Ourt and Mra. lppl as clues.
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United States
Prohibition a World Program at Swiss Congress
Jottings by the Way describes the sixteenth session of the Congress Against Alcohol, held in Switzerland on August 22 with about 600 delegates from nations including the United States, England, Ireland, France, and Italy. It notes multilingual discussion, official and unofficial U.S. representation, and topics from disinterested management to the influence of alcohol on industry and society, plus reports on Iceland, Spain, France, and Norway pressuring borders and treaties regarding prohibition.
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Switzerland
United States
England
Ireland
Scotland
Wales
France
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Germany
Austria
Czecho-Slovakia
Italy
Spain
South Africa
India
Japan
New Zealand
Mexico
Brazil
Chile
E. C. Dinwiddie
Washington
Deets Pickett
Washingtn
D. C
Methodist Board of Temperance
Miss Stoddard
Boston
Pentific Temperance Bureau
George Cotterill
Seattle
Wash
A. J. Barton
Alexandria
Louisiana
Southern Baptist Temperance Commission
Ellis A. Yost
National
E. L. G. Hohenthal
Connecticut
The
Sons of Temperance
John G. Bean
Pittsburg
Total Abstinence Society of America
H. Cherrington
Westerville
Ohio
States Control
America
Congress
Iceland
Finland
Lawey Abecltely
Genser
Bertin
Union States
Furdpean
True Ghost Stories From New England to Southern Courtroom Tales
A feature recounts old ghost stories and skeptical reactions from New England and a Southern courtroom. It cites Hodgdon’s ride to a knoll where a basket appeared as a haunting, a Purington attic haunting solved by a hen, and a raspy courtroom witness who pauses to keep to the truth amid florid dialect and fear.
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New England
Weare
N. HS
John Hodgdon
Winthrop Clough
Castoria Ad Claims Pediatric Relief and Digestion Aid
An old advertisement promotes Fletcher's Castoria for children and asserts benefits for dyspepsia. It alongside Burdock Blood Bitters is marketed as strengthening digestion and blood quality. The copy mentions sending a dollar and offers a registration period of eight months.
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Enthusium
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Doll Company
New Jersey
Aladdin
Security Oil Standard
Perfection Oil
Chestere
Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co
Chesterfield Cigarettes
Charles Scanlon
Fletcher