When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple Parody
A syndicated Erma Bombeck column riffing on aging quotes from Jenny Joseph s poem. The writer jokes about aging fears and ambitions from learning to whistle to dancing in the house, revealing a playful take on growing older with celebrity nods and light self deprecation.
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Entertainment Tonight
Mary Hart
Erma Bombeck
Holidays of Magic at Bakersfield Convention Center
Area events feature Holidays of Magic with gift shop shopping fashion show mother daughter teas winefest luncheons auctions and raffles at the Bakersfield Convention Center November 4–6 sponsored by the Junior League of Bakersfield contact Patti Spitzer 805 322 1671.
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MAGIC
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Junior League of Bakersfield
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Patti Spitzer
Artisan’s Guild
Dante Hall
Wilson Road
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Dennis Lamoureaux
Beach Park
Shoe Crew
Bill Carroll
Ridgecrest Area Convention & Visitors Bureau
California Avenue
Frank Monsen
Hasti Acres Drive
Fort Tejon
Fort Tejon State Historic Park
Lebec
Chester Avenue
Kern Courthouse
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