Harold's Balance in a Comic Exchange
Mise Charming praises Harold's balance as excellent and capable of a tight 10 walker. Mr Denses asks why. Mise' Charming notes Harold can blast three without upsetting his balance.
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Newspaper
Semi Weekly Reporter
Location
Waterloo, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jul 02, 1906
Page
8
Mise Charming praises Harold's balance as excellent and capable of a tight 10 walker. Mr Denses asks why. Mise' Charming notes Harold can blast three without upsetting his balance.
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