Nebular hypotheses and gravity get a black eye in satire
The Herald Eldora notes a string of light jabs at science and society. It mocks the nebular hypothesis, gravity theory, and assorted public ideas with wry remarks about crops, earthquakes, poetry, whisky prices, and baldness. It references Mary Anderson’s baby, Oldfield injuries, and random political quips amid a collage of 1900s era phrases.
Sleep Fifty to Live a Hundred, Crichton Browne Says
Sir James Crichton-Browne suggests life could reach a century if people slept fifty years of it, prompting a wry reaction on the value of existing if one is always asleep.
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James Crichton-Browne
Fear of New Boxer Rising Rumor in China
Reports speak of possible new Boxer uprising in China as memory of prior turmoil lingers. Analysts warn headlines can inflame public sentiment and hinder stability efforts yet discuss underlying social tensions and calls for reform.
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China
Butte Preacher Wins $1500 At Fare One Night
A Butte preacher won fifteen hundred dollars in a fare night of events described by the Florida Times Union. The report notes the preacher’s fierce campaign against the devil using fire, highlighting the dramatic blaze and the victory as a notable outcome of the evening.
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Florida Times-Union
Pittsburg Heiress Disinherited Over Marriage Choice
A Pittsburg heiress is disinherited for marrying a young city attorney. Her parents likely preferred a match with an earl or marquis they could have secured at a bargain.
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Pittsburg
New York girl vows to wed in a month wins in fifteen days
A New York girl who vowed to find a husband within a month after being jilted succeeds in fifteen days. She must understand, however, that she has not broken any records.
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New York
Chorus girl widowed after marriage to old millionaire
The chorus girl who became widow after a year of marriage to an aging gentleman now inherits a fortune of 5 million dollars. She is likely convinced that choosing skill outweighs luck in matters of making a match.
Solar spots blamed for heat in eclipse joke
An amused remark notes that if sun spots drive heat, a total solar eclipse would be the hottest weather proposition yet. The line plays on scientific talk and weather forecasting exaggeration.
Is It a Sacrifice to Take Real Office
Magazine writers debate whether accepting public office is a sacrifice. They contend that if it is a sacrifice it reveals how self sacrificing Americans are when called to a public trust with attached salary.
Pittsburg Families Spar Over Crowing Rooster Dispute
In Pittsburg a quarrel between two wealthy families over a prized game rooster has escalated to legal action. The bird, owned by one side, has stirred the rival with repeated dawn crowing, and observers warn the conflict could drain both households of funds intended for dowry and marriage arrangements.
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Pittsburg
Paterson offers reward for mayor’s return
In Paterson New Jersey a $2,000 reward is offered for the mayor in connection with a missing figure amid a larger $100,000 scandal. Police explain the offer as an incentive to recover the missing item, with authorities signaling possible release upon its return.
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Paterson
N. J
Iowa Briefs From Webster City District and Beyond
Readable items report events across Iowa including religious duties, arrests, resignations, and civic matters. Notable items include W H O Keefe’s requisition, Rev Puckett leaving Bangor for Methodists, railways pledging for Boone YMCA, and multiple fatal and injurious accidents. Also noted are stock assessments, a Perry plant sale, university appointments, and various legal actions.
Infatuation leads to village departure and Sweden return
A grocer Colin Norman of Council Bluffs elopes with his niece Miss Anhild Hrickson. Norman's wife suspects they have gone to Sweden. In Carroll, Henry Harlson known as Happy Jack died after being struck by No. 6 engine while crossing tracks intoxicated. Foreign bankers’ engineers to study Mordaunt railroad project between St. Joe and Des Moines early September. Iowa rural mail carriers meet in Des Moines to push highway laws. A. J. Woods elected temporary secretary at the Des Moines session. Hawkeye Gold Dredging case vs State Bank of Iowa Falls set for Sept term. John Kruger, a Storm Lake renter, disappears after leaving for haystacks. wife believes he deserted her. Postmasters’ association holds a Des Moines session at Wellington hotel with papers on civic service and postal efficiency. Cattle judges remark “Never have there been such cattle,” praising overall stock quality at the fair.
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Congregational Churches
Webster City
Jews Falls
W. H. O'Keefe
Sioux City
South Dakota
R. Hayes Puckett
Bangor Friends Church
Methodists
Northwestern Railroad
Boone
William Halter
Melbourne
Max W. Emmert
Atlantic
A. B. Bryant
Newton
Iowa
Ames
Iowa State College
Maryland State Agricultural School
Jesse Pentice
East Second
Locust Streets
J. W. Essex
Clarion
Des Moines
River Bridge
Issex
Perry Brick & Tile Company
City of
Perry
H. M. Shively
A. C. Zartman
W. H McCammon
H. C. Modlin
Fred Knell
W. D. Brown
Wm. A. Shanklin
St. Luke’s Methodist Church
Dubuque
Upper Iowa University
State Bank of
Iowa Falls
Cedar Rapids
Josephine Dvorak
Milwaukee
Iowa City
Rock Island
Downey
Brown County
Kan
Asa Hull
Mattes Bros
Roy L. Igo
Indianola
Ames College
William RR. Gross
Avoca
Murl McDonald
Shenandoah
Clyde Merritt
Albert
Bank Street
Boone River
Earling
Shelby County
W. H. Wahl
Richard Penaluna
Hampton
Carl Roberts
Durham
East Third
Vine Streets
Mercy Hospital
H. C. Groves
Raccoon Street
Ackley
August Post
Moulton
International Harvester Company
The
International
America
International Harvester Trust
Nels Jensen
Grant Township
Cerro Gordo County
Ruby Yokom
Smith Yokom
Jensen
Ruby
William Pilter
Bronx City
John Wagner
Sibney
Pilter
Frank Desmond
Sibley
Osceola County
Anamosa
Colin
Norman
Council Bluffs
Anhild Hrickson
Sweden
Henry Harlson
Happy Jack
Carroll
Mordaunt
St. Joe
Goodwin P. Clark
Wadena
A. J. Woods
Alta
Chicago
Kruger
Hayes
Wellington Hotel
F. W. Jameson
Ashton
J. J. Heverly
Enter Point
Cortelyou
C. O. Barry
Walker
M. H. Davis
Mitchellville
G. W. Swain
Everly
George P. Burrgess
Graham
Center Point
Philip Buggrew
Sheldahl
F.W. Jameson
F. H. Howard
Monitor
State Agricultural College
Boxed Offstage Gossip Sparks Conservatory Scandal
In a Cleveland Leader snippet, Miss Rosebud asks about a kiss in the conservatory while Miss Oldgirl jokes about needing witnesses. Farmer Foddershucks doubts the actresses, noting the chatter and a boxed view as the curtain waits to rise on the enigmatic show.
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Cleveland
Maloy Mercantile Store Robbery Hits Twice in a Month
In Maloy Iowa the Maloy mercantile company was robbed for the second time in a month, entry gained by removing a west side window pane. Hats shoes and pants were scattered, cash drawer demolished, loss not yet estimated, no clue found. Nearby towns report a surge of petty burglaries with locals and outsiders suspected. Bloodhounds aided efforts and authorities vow to catch the light fingered culprits.
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Harlan, Ja
Shelby County
Tennant
Panama
Portsmouth
Jacksonville
Boma
Maloy
Maloy Mercantile
Mercantile Company
Manchester
George Slack
A. W. Carul
West Side
Anamosa
Owan Farmer forgoes cooked foods in diet
Iowa Falls Aug 30 Mr Meyer a well known local farmer says raw food is the only proper nourishment after eight months living on it He claims cooked food destroys vitality and poisons the system and that the diet cured a severe indigestion He eats cooked meals only when away from home and cannot obtain raw material
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Iowa Falls
Meyer
Boys Sentenced Over Four beers in Muscatine
Fred Brown and H. Simone of Muscatine were arrested for passing Confederate money after buying four beers and receiving change from a $20 bill. The case will be heard in federal court. The youths are well known locally and come from respectable families.
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Muscatine
Fred Brown
H. Simone
Attorney Sued for Assault in Egan’s Office Case
Annie Christensen a 17 year old farm worker from near Missouri Valley sues Geo W Egan Tom Dennison’s attorney for criminal assault seeking 10000. She says the incident happened in Egan’s office on May 2 after leaving her coat there while she was a witness in a case. The petition was filed Tuesday.
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Logan
Geo. W. Egan
Tom Dennison
Annie Christensen
Missouri Valley
Egan
Crop Returns Boost Northern Iowa Yields
Crop conditions in Swea City area northern Iowa improve over past years with oats yields reported by Mc Aninch Bros at sixty eight bushels per acre and John Korrect fields yielding fifty seven to sixty bushels. One ground formerly a worthless pond produced the heaviest yield after recent coat of a year ago.
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Swea City
Iowa
McAninch Bros
John Korrect
Battle Flags Resting Place Ceremony at Iowa Capitol
Des Moines August 31 1899 Governor Cummins pledges guardianship of Iowa's old battle flags as 138 colors are moved to hermetically sealed niches in the rotunda. Brigadier General James B Weaver delivers address before officials and citizens moved to tears by the ceremony.
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Des Moines
Capitol Rotunda
Albert Cummins
Iowa
A. Potter
Cummins
Jesse Cheah
James B. Weaver
Jas. B. Weaver
Baby's cough saves three at Grinnell hospital fire
In Grinnell on August 31 a baby's cough woke Dr. T E Somers his wife and child as a hospital fire raged above them. They escaped before the burning roof collapsed though they nearly suffocated by smoke. The hospital suffered near total loss with an estimated 3000 dollars in damage. The roof fire is believed caused by an electric wire.
Fairfield Tragedies: Man Faces Fork Attack and Boyhood Shooting
In Fairfield yesterday Jerry Stone was severely beaten with a pitch fork by William Wiggins after a dispute near the city. Wiggins offered to pay to avoid prosecution but was refused and returned to his farm. Separately engineer Sam Nelson of Galesburg was accidentally shot in the hip by youths Harry Bradshaw and Charlie Way while frog hunting. Nelson was taken home and the boys will face justice court.
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Fairfield
Jerry Stone
William Wiggins
Wiggins
Sam Nelson
Galesburg
Ill
Burlington Road
Harry Bradshaw
Charlie Way
Nelson
Justice Court
Farmer Dead After Lightning Strike Near Baxter
W. V. Halter, a 2nd young farmer living seven miles north east of Baxter, was instantly killed yesterday while driving grain to a threshing machine. The load was struck by lightning and set afire. The body was taken to Melbourne to be with the deceased's parents.
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Baxter
W. V. Halter
Melbourne
Henderson Critically Ill Veteran Politician
Waterloo Iowa August 28 Col D B Henderson of Dubuque remains in critical condition after a recent paresis attack. He cannot sign his name, shown by a deed where he and his wife sold a local lot to J W Krapfel for 500 dollars. The instrument bears his mark and witnesses George W W Kessel and Belle B Henderson, his daughter.
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Waterloo
D. B Henderson
Dubuque
J. W. Krapfel
David B. Henderson
George ‘W.w.kessel
Endorses Anti-Saloon League at Iowa Endeavor Union Meet
Newton Aug 28 The twentieth annual Iowa Christian Endeavor union convention closed with calls to banish the traffic and a vow to support the Anti-Saloon League. Officials were thanked for their service and the group expressed sympathy with the broader temperance movement.
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Indorse Anti-Saloon League
Newton
Iowa
Christian “Endeavor Union
Anti-Saloon League
Universal
King Newton
Ita
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