The Herald ELDORA Iowa Snippets Reflect Global Jokes
The Heald Herald column mixes wry observations on Cole Younger and a self mocking line about a postage stamp. It muses on vanity in romance, two brain jokes, Honduras quiet with two revolutions, a $100,000 forgery, Patti the expensive girl, Kipling and South Africa, Pat Crowe in Liverpool, eggs worth six million dollars, Salvador isolated, Sultan woes, and a Pennsylvania newspaper suspension joke about the editor named Stuck.
Mexican magnate seeks debt payment part way
The question suggests a powerful Mexican figure aims to settle part of his country's debts, prompting reflections on his motives and beliefs about generosity. It hints at skepticism toward kindness but centers on financial strategy rather than personal conviction.
Five Years Since Maine Explosion in Havana Harbor
A Maine event five years past remains a historical mystery with no clear culprit. A Vermont man who died leaving twenty six children is blamed by President Eliot for his early death and is joked about in a grim light.
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Vermont
Elot
Four New US Battleships to Form Peaceful Blockade
The United States will deploy four battleships fitted with the latest death dealing armament to create what officials describe as the most peaceful blockade on record. The move signals a strategic shield while projecting strength, with ships expected to patrol key sea lanes and deter aggression through overwhelming force.
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United States
The Mint Dispenses 70 Million Cents Last Year
The Philadelphia mint produced over 70,000,000 new cents last year, enough for every man woman and child in the United States. The public is urged to check their pockets and piggy banks for the new coins.
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Philadelphia
United States
Patriot pride noted by Roosevelt over revolutionary years
President Roosevelt highlights another reason for pride in the 1776 revolution, pointing to the large family of daughters it left, as a symbol of enduring American spirit and legacy.
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Roosevelt
Chicago health chief vows baths in cheap lodging houses
The Chicago health commissioner ruled that all cheap lodging houses must provide bathing facilities. The decision appears to risk losing the cheap lodging house vote.
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Chicago
American arrested in Milan over tipping virus belief
An American, who allegedly threw money to birds, was arrested in Milan under the impression he had contracted a European tipping virus. authorities intervened as a public health concern.
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Milan
Boston Woman’s Club Declares Women Need Men
A Boston woman’s club solemnly resolves that women cannot get along without men. The note mentions Easter bonnets this year will be “just too cute for anything.”
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Boston
Queen Wilhelmina Target in Venezuela Rivalry
Queen Wilhelmina may figure in the dispute between Venezuela and the allies. It is too bad to bother the young queen with this matter. Shea has seemed of late to be having such a nice, quiet time.
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Wihelmina
Venezuela
Shea
Lord Kelvin warns coal exhaustion in 400 years
The Saturday Evening Post quotes Lord Kelvin predicting coal will run out in 400 years. It adds a humorous caveat that Earth’s patience may be exhausted about 899 years sooner if current trends continue, highlighting a satirical take on resource depletion.
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Lord Kelvin
Saturday Evening Post
Humorous Parody on Judges and Royalty
A satirical verse notes a judge who claimed women are more irritable than men and jokes that his view is proven at home. It also compares King Edward opening Parliament to the Prince of Wales opening champagne bottles with similar grace.
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Edward
Prince of Wales
Painful memories of many hotel and restaurant orchestras
In Detroit Mrs. Pat recalls past experiences with numerous hotel and restaurant orchestras, invoking sympathy and a shared sense of warmth from those memories.
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Pat
Detroit
Aghee to Vote on Panama Pact and Cuban Treaty
Senate debate centers on Panama Canal treaty and Cuban reciprocity treaty. Cullom reports Cuban pact with amendments including House approval. Morgan approves timing. Democrats split over Canal amendments while Republicans back ratification. expected ratification after Panama vote.
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Aghee
Panama
New Quarantine Code Regulates Domestic Animal Diseases
Washington March 13 The department of agriculture issues a new code to suppress contagious diseases in U S livestock revoking the April 15 1887 rules All persons in charge of affected or exposed animals must confine them and keep premises vehicles free of healthy animals until danger passes No suspect imports from foreign countries will be admitted and violations incur fines from 100 to 1000 or up to one year imprisonment or both
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Washington
Department of Agriculture
United States
Secretary of Agriculture
Postal Clerks Pay Readjusted for Next Fiscal Year
Washington March 13 The annual readjustment of clerks salaries at presidential post offices nationwide was announced effective July 1. The plan increases salaries by about 1 604 000 with thousands promoted and many offices hiring extra clerks. Illinois offices list several promotions and additions including Belleville Carbondale Charleston Danville Dwight East St. Louis Hingham Elgin Greenville Harvard Hinsdale Moline Mount Vernon National Stockyards Pana Paxton Peoria Princeton Streator and Sycamore.
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Washington
New York
Chicago
San Francisco
Cincinnati
Hinois
Belleville
Carbondale
Charleston
Danville
Dwight
East St. Louis
Hingham
Elgin
Greenville
Harvard
Hinsdale
Moline
Mount Vernon
National Stockyards
Pana
Paxton
Peoria
Princeton
Streator
Sycamore
Ulhols
Roosevelt boys not eligible for aristocratic school in Germany
President Roosevelt said he was not rich enough to send his sons to an aristocratic school in Strasburg Germany. The remark was made in Washington on March 13.
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Germany
Washington
Roosevelt
Strasburg
German school seeks son of American president
The head of the school Prof. David K Goss formerly of Indiana traveled from Germany to ask the president to consider sending one of his sons to the school. Prof Goss was introduced to the president by Senator Beveridge.
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Germany
David K. Goss
Indiana
Goss
Senator Beveridge
New Inspector Named For Steamship Service Change
Gen James A Dumont chief of the steamship inspection service treasury department resigns effective April 1. He will be succeeded by George Uhiler president of the Marine Engineers association. Sec Shaw Cortelyou and Armstrong arranged the change stating it serves the service. Dumont to be placed in the classified service by presidential order and given suitable government employment.
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Washington
James A. Dumont
Steamship Inspection Service
Treasury Department
George Uhiler
Marine Engineers’ Association of the United States
Shaw
Cortelyou
Armstrong
Dumont
Postoffice upgrades to new presidential class listed
Washington March 13 The postoffice department announced sixty fourth class postoffices will be advanced to the presidential class on April 1 Among them are Mars Fairmount Glencoe Venice Iowa Blockton Hawkeye Lineville Peterson Wesley Kansas Scammon Michigan Centerville Minnesota Blackduck Sparta Missouri Festus Nebraska Elgin North Dakota Howbells Souris Ohio Dillonvale Lowellville Newton Falls
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Washington
Postoffice Department
Lne
Maois
Fairmount
Glencoe
Venice
Iowa
Blockton
Hawkeye
Lineville
Peterson
Wesley
Kansas
Roosevelt Announces Cadets at Large for Naval Academy
Washington March 13 The president designated cadets at large for the Naval Academy Ralph Earle Sampson son of Rear Admiral W T Sampson J W Philips son of Rear Admiral Philip Alfred H Miles son of Lt Charles R Miles Rufus King son of Brig Gen Charles King Sloan Danenhower son of Lt John W Danenhower U S N
Delay in Crum Cage Nomination in Senate Committee
Washington March 13 The senate committee delays action on the nomination of Dr William D Crum to be collector of the port at Charleston South Carolina until next Thursday. Several vacancies exist on the committee and Senator Clay urged that acting should wait until these were filled. Opponents believe another committee meeting will not occur this session.
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Crum Cage
Washington
Senate
William D. Crum
Charleston
S. C
Clay
Crum
Women Inspectors Fall in New York Immigration Plan
Washington March 13 The woman immigration inspector experiment at New York is pronounced a failure. It is believed that nothing practical can be accomplished through the present system of women inspectors. Commissioner Williams at New York reports on the plan and Commissioner General Sargent may recommend abandoning it to Secretary Shaw.
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Washington
New York
Willams
Sargent
Williams
Shaw
Secretary Shaw Returns from New York Visit
Secretary Shaw arrives in Washington and, after reviewing the money situation, finds no present reason for department interference. Officials state he does not plan to take any action at this time.
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Shaw
Washington
New York
Department
Schroeder Routed as Guam Naval Governor Relieved
Washington March 18 The Navy Department reports Commander Seaton Schroeder was relieved of duties as naval governor of Guam on February 6 by Commander William D. Sewell.
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Schroeder
Washington
Navy Department
Seaton Schroeder
Guam
William D. Sewell
Par ker Suspended for Borrowing in Dead Letter Office
Washington March 13 A G C Parker chief of division in the dead letter office is suspended from his duties on the charge of borrowing money from subordinates.
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Washington
Estherville pupils protest expulsions led by principal
Marshalltown Iowa March 13 pupils of the Estherville school revolted against the board for expelling four boys. Led by Miss Cullum the group paraded the streets shouting defiance at the board. Miss Cullum reportedly joined the pupils after a dispute with Superintendent Dukes.
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Marshalltown
Estherville School
Miss Cullum
Dukes
Disinfection work on Anchor Ling steamer continues
New York March 13. Disinfection of the Anchor Ling steamer Karamania, detained at quarantine on arrival from Mediterranean points, was continued. The 733 passengers are on Hoffman Island and all are well.
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New York
Mediterranean
Hoffman Island
Man Slays Stepfather in Cleveland Home Dining Room
In Cleveland on March 13 James J. O'Donnell shot and killed his stepfather, John C. Atkinson, in the family dining room. Atkinson was killed after he had attacked several family members.
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Cleveland
James J. O'Donnell
John C. Atkinson
Atkinson
Rockefeller offers matching grant to Acadia College
Halifax N S March 18 The governor of Acadia College at Wolfville reports an offer from John D Rockefeller to match one dollar for every dollar raised by the college up to a total of 100000 dollars before January 1 1908 by the governor of Acadia College in Wolfville Halifax N S
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Rockefeller Aids College
Halifax
N. S
Acadia College
Wolfville
John D. Rockefeller
Acadia
Fear Levees Will Give Way At Risked Flood Areas
Jackson Mississippi reports warn levees may fail within days. Governor Longino travels to Greenville to oversee convict labor rushed to reinforce levees. Alarming conditions across Issaquena, Conhoma, Alexandria Louisiana, and areas near Carthursville Arkansas. Water threatens vast farm lands and displaced residents.
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Jackson
Miss
Longino
Greenville
Issaquena
Conhoma
Yazoo District
Alexandria
Floods Hit a Wide Swath of the Midwest
Dispatches report Ohio River at Cincinnati steady while Indiana Illinois and Michigan towns face grave flooding. West Mount Carmel and Nashville see streets and basements submerged. Metropolis loses factories and families evacuate. Red Cloud levee breach prompts near drownings. tens of thousands of acres of grain and land under water. Gov Yates orders probe in Catro. Shawneetown tents distributed to displaced families. river recedes and relief money ends.
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Cincinnati
West Mount Carmel
Indiana
Metropolis
Ill
Vincennes
Ind
Red Cloud
Shawneetown
Adjt
Ewert
Yates
Catro
Nashville
Mich
Insane Farmer Kills Wife and Six Children Near Bellefontaine
In St Louis on March 13 Adolph Krauss a farmer from near Bellefontaine shot or killed his wife and six children with a sledge hammer before inflicting a self inflicted blow and becoming unconscious. Neighbors described him as quiet and industrious, with insanity the only plausible cause given.
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St. Louis, Mo
Adolph Krauss
Bellefontaine
Krauss
Marriage License Warrant Alleged Underage Bride Claim
Wedding in Liberty Kankakee area on March 13 ends with Peter Valasio of South Wilmington swearing out a warrant against Thomas Granger of the same town for securing a marriage license and wedding to Vallasio's daughter who is claimed by the father to be only 13 years old.
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Liberty
Kankakee
Peter Valasio
South Wilmington
Thomas Granger
Vallasio
Rumor Targets State Savings Bank in Butte
Butte Mont March 13 A rumor spread that the State Savings Bank faced embarrassment over backing mining corporations, prompting the bank to enforce a thirty day notice on withdrawals.
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Butte
Mont
State Savings Bank
T& Run
Coal Haulers Strike Expands In Toledo
Toledo March 13 Union team drivers extended their strike by calling out all workers employed by contractor Wolever who haul coal for a major firm supplying fuel to several large manufacturers.
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Toledo
Wolever
First M E Church Opposes Sunday Sessions in Congress
Asbury Park March 18 The official board of the First M E church the largest religious body in Asbury Park passes resolutions protesting against Sunday sessions of Congress.
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Asbury Park
N. J
First
M. BE. Church
Congress
Broker Slays Capitalist in Paris Texas Murder
R. H. Moore is jailed on charge of murdering A. McLaughlin in Paris Texas. The killing stems from an old dispute over business matters.
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Paris
Texas
R. H. Moore
A. McLaughlin
Archbishop Ireland May Become Cardinal
Rome reports the possibility of Archbishop Ireland being named cardinal in two contingencies. Vatican sources say reward for Philippine policy progress or direct urging by U S authorities could trigger the nomination. The apostolic delegate in Washington has been advised to monitor public opinion since Cardinal Satelli's time and Cleveland's possible approval.
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Rome
Ireland
Vatican
Eupreme
United States
Washington
Cardinal Satelli
Cleveland
Big Check Lost In Mail On Route To New York
A $3,766,500.60 check signed by J Pierpont Morgan vanished in transit between New Orleans and New York, causing a stir at Woodward Wight & Co. The check, drawn to McCormack & Co., disappeared in a mail car and was later returned to the New York bank after a possible clerical mix up.
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New Orleans
Here
New York
Woodward, Wight & Co
J. Pierpont Morgan
McCormack & Co
Protect Miss Roosevelt at Brooklyn pier for Porto Rico voyage
Special preparations are made to guard the comfort and safety of Miss Alize Roosevelt as she sails Saturday for Porto Rico on the Coamo. The pier at Pacific street, Brooklyn, will be closed to all except permit holders, with Deputy Police Commissioner Abstein promising a detail of officers to enforce the order.
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New York
Alize Roosevelt
Porto Rico
Coamo
New York and Porto Rico Steamship Company
Pacific Street
Brooklyn
Abstein
Man and Wife Found Dead Near St Paris
In Urbana Ohio on March 13 the bodies of Joseph L Gibbs and his wife were found on the road near the Baptist church by their cousin Ben Gibbs. Gibbs lay in a pool of blood with a revolver beside him and his wife was shot through the eye. Authorities believe a quarrel driven by jealousy led to murder and self inflicted death.
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Urbana
Ohio
St Paris
Joseph L. Gibbs
Baptist Church
Ben Gibbs
Legislators Tour State Asylum Drive Faces Mud
A party of forty Illinois legislators visited the state asylum for feeble minded children as mud on the road between the institution and the state farm argued in favor of Senator Stringer’s push for a hard road.
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Lincoln
Illinois
State Asylum
State Farm
Senator Stringer
Boy Kills Himself After Belief He Killed Playmate
In Belleville Illinois on March 13 Warren Fleming aged 9 shot himself after fearing he had killed playmate Laura Wainwright with a stone. He learned from his 11 year old sister where his heart lay before the act.
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Belleville
Laura Wainwright
Warren Fleming
Socialistic League Enrolls Diverse Ranks in Calcutta Crusade
In Calcutta on March 13 a local note reports the Socialistic League recruiting Juries, Mohammedans, Hindoos, Burmese and Chinese in a crusade against crowding and dirt, signaling strong civic interest from various communities.
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Calcutta
Socialistic League
Church Robber Captured in St Petersburg
Police in St. Petersburg on March 13 arrested the burglar who raided St Isaac Cathedral and took the crown from the image of the Savior, a diamond valued at $25,000. The case marks a swift end to the high profile robbery.
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St. Petersburg
8&St. Isaac Cathedral
Ships Collide Off Luzon Sinks Near Cape Santiago
Two United States steamships the Navarra and Uestra Senora de Lourdes collided off Cape Santiago Luzon sinking both vessels. The incident occurred on March 13 near Manila and the ships were reported lost with crewmembers.
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Manila
United States
Navarra
Uestra Senora de Lourdes
Cape Santiago
Island of
Good News for Ireland Cork Exhibition Transport Deal
March 18 Cork reports the 1903 Greater Cork exhibition is secured with Irish railways offering free transport of exhibits to and from the raw material and mineral sections.
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Ireland
Cork
Irish Railways
Plan for Irish University Recommends Federal Reconstitution
A royal commission report on Irish university education proposes reconstituting the Royal University of Ireland as a federal university with constituent colleges. This would create a multi college system under a central federation, impacting higher education governance in Ireland.
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Irish University
London
Royal Commission On Irish University Education
Royal University of Ireland
Five Naval Officers Resign in Germany Berlin March 18
Emperor William accepted the resignations of five naval staff officers headed by Captain Obenheimer who captained the cruiser Irene during the Manila capture. The move marks a shakeup in Berlin's naval leadership amid ongoing tensions and operations.
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Berlin
Emperor Wiliam
Obenheimer
Irene
Manila
Russian Czar Issues Sweeping Decree on Religious Freedom
A March 13 ukase grants religious freedom and local self government across Russia, promising protections for all creeds and reform of village laws. It aims to ease peasant burdens, rework rural administration, and foster cooperation with educated public, with Jews believed included in the “all creeds” clause.
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St. Petersburg
Russia
Lawa
Alexander III
United States
Alexander II
Purdue Freshmen to be Arrested for Riot at Columbian Hall
Lafayette Ind March 13 Prosecuting Attorney Randolph filed riot charges against Purdue University's entire freshman class for the Columbian hall disturbance. About 300 would be arrested and fined. The chapel riot drew a crowded scene with many bandaged heads among students.
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Purdue
Lafayette
Ind
Randolph
Purdue University
Columbian Hall
Polson Postmaster Jailed Twice Over Poison Candy Charge
Dalhousie New Brunswick March 13 Postmaster A J Johnson arrested and released on charges of robbing the post office here and then nabbed again for allegedly sending poisoned candy to those who accused him of the thefts.
Senator Bailey proposes auto speed limit near post offices
Albany March 13 Senator Bailey introduced a bill restricting driving faster than eight miles per hour within one mile of any post office in the state This measure aims to curb speeding in urban and village areas and reflects efforts to improve street safety and postal service access.
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Albany
N. Y
Bailey
Bank Robbers Blow Safe. $400 Taken in Kagota Heist
Two men blew the safe at the State bank of Kagota at 4 a.m. and escaped on an Omaha road handcar with $400 in silver. Kasota, March 13. Local authorities pursue clues as the checkered pursuit continues.
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Kasota
Mianu
Kagota
Omaha
Student Injured in Michigan Lab Blast
In Ann Arbor on March 18 an explosion in a University of Michigan chemistry laboratory basket injured Herman Becker a student from Detroit Michigan.
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Ann Arbor, Mich
University of Michigan Chemical Laboratory
Herman Becker
Detroit
Mich
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