Wry assorted musings from The Herald editorials
A collage of humorous and provocative observations from The Herald in Eldora Iowa including hints on money reform social fashions such as crinoline and golf jokes about divorce trends and public figures like J D Rockefeller Jr Bret Harte and James Lane Allen plus shots at Columbia and Panama and a quip on women versus men leadership expectations.
Adam’s Talking Machine Claim Sparks Cartoon Debate
A Washington paper contends Adam owned the first talking machine, noting he never spoke until Eve arrived and started it. It also warns Africa is plagued by a “sleeping sickness” more acute there than in the U S Senate, reflecting satirical commentary.
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Washington
Adam
Eve
Africa
United States
Senate
Langtry and Patti Show Up in Holiday Writeups
Mrs Langtry lingers over Chicago weathered charisma and a Jersey accent while a Missouri husband sues for divorce after being kept on the front stoop all summer to block the files from entering the house. The season’s Christmas magazines invite appreciation of beautiful illustrations and literature.
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Missouri
Stamp tax revenue and a New York preacher’s triplets
The post office sold 7 024 902 795 stamped papers last year and the country pays a large stamp tax without complaint. A New York preacher recently became the father of triplets and if he continues preaching peace on earth it will be a remarkable feat.
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Post Ofice
New York
Earth
Shortening College Courses Sparks Debate In Sports Era
The piece questions reducing college course durations while noting an expert football player could not complete in three years what was planned for four. A remark about Lady Constance Mackenzie pursuing the Mexican wild hog instead of the American species frames a broader reflection on selective priorities.
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Constance Mackenzie
Mrs. Goulet Plans Europe as She Describes Disgust
Mrs. Ogden Goulet declares she is disgusted with America and intends to make her home in Europe in the future. She has not decided yet whether to refuse further contact with American industry and life.
Peary Plans Farewell North Pole Tour Without Wife
Commander Robert E. Peary announces a farewell tour to the north pole next June and says he shall not take his wife along. Candid remark sparks speculation on Mrs. Peary’s stance and public reaction.
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Robert E. Peary
North Pole
Mrs. Peary
New York Artist’s Will Sparks Debate Over Paintings
A New York artist reportedly left directions in his will for a friend to review and destroy the bad paintings while preserving the good. The friend declares all paintings are good. Meanwhile wind shields and paced records face a separate classification not as regular items, with a pun on Father Time receiving a square deal.
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New York
Father
Phonetic Spelling Adoption Sparks Teacher Debate
Readers discuss teachers who advocate phonetic spelling inspired by what they view as the writer's imperfect eee sounds. The exchange centers on how pronunciation guidance and spelling reforms might reflect wider classroom debates and educational approaches.
Insane woman survives 80 foot well fall in Hamburg
Miss Orris Morgan of Hamburg leaped into an 80 foot well suffering a broken wrist rib and knee. She gripped a rope at bottom and was rescued. The report lists other Iowa incidents including a murder exhumation at Belle Plaine, robberies, burglaries, and local court actions.
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Orris Morgan
Hamburg
Miss Morgan
Ody
Mras William ‘Moyers
Belle Plaine
Walters Cemetery
H. F. Holm
Iowa University
E.R. Lovall
Ruthven
Mason City
Evaline Johnson
Iowa Falls
Stoughton
Wis
Ovat
Ottumwa
Riley & Hespager
Birmingham
Sarah Kuhn
Keokuk County
Conroy
Clinton
Keefe
Cliinton
Iowa Voting Machine Commission
Sioux City
Sylvester B. Osborne
Tabor
Henryb. Bergel
Des Moines
William Blake
Strawberry Point
Bevington & Foley
Milton Stotler
Newton
Stotler
Milton
Garden City
Radcliffe
Hote
Wright
Shannon
Chester F. Gladstone
Weaper
Melrose township farmer arrested for first degree murder
William Slifer, a young farmer from Melrose township Grundy county five miles east of the city, was arrested by the Grundy county sheriff on a murder charge after his wife died reportedly in her sleep with an empty ether bottle found on the dresser. Neighbors doubt his self defense theory. preliminary examination is set for January 7 and Slifer is released on $15,000 bond. He is noted as a photographer of talent and author of the picture Gathering Corn in Town.
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Elddray'Dée
Slifer
Siifer
United States
TEACH BETTER BUTTER MAKING
Iowa State College dairy department announces a special two week course for farmers starting January 4 in butter making and farm dairying. It targets experienced butter makers and those with one year in a creamery or cheese factory. The program emphasizes overrun issues and hand separators and teaches proper cream handling to improve butter quality.
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Iowa College
Ames
Iowa State College
Amas
Silent fugitive escapes Rock Island hospital
Des Moines reports a so called silent man shot by a Rock Island patrolman at Earlham weeks earlier, brought to Mercy hospital on suspicion of a threatening letter. He escaped from the hospital grounds last Wednesday and remains at large, with Rock Island officials unable to locate him. In Iowa, trains were halted after letters demanding $10,000 in two parcels. Also reported: Mrs. Joseph Echer of Lamoille gravely wounded by her son while removing rifle cartridges, and Karol Plummer found shot in a woodshed after mental strain and family disputes threaten her marriage plans.
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Des Moines
Rock Island
Earlham
Saunders
Mercy Hospital
Leters
Iowa
Joseph Echer
Lamoille
Independence
Karol Plummer
Cook
Miss Plummer
Harol
Milpitas
Hevin
Ben Hur spectacle to be staged in Des Moines
The Klaw and Erlanger production Ben Hur with ornate scenery and vivid tableaux will be shown at the Auditorium Theatre in Des Moines from January 11 to 16. advance seat sales begin January 7 with Wm. Foster, manager, handling mail orders and replies with self addressed envelopes.
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Klaw& Erlainger
Sean
Moines
Lows
Jerusalem
Hur
Daphnad
Castalia
Olives
Jepara
Mount Olives
Des Moines
Wm. Foster
Iowa Maintains Record Says Wilson Optimistic On Crops
Secretary Wilson reports Iowa will yield 221,000,000 bushels of corn, second in the nation, with top oats production and strong hay. The year’s crops cover about 17,000,000 acres, livestock valued at 276,000,000 dollars, and state soil product value near 230,000,000 dollars. Governor Cummins notes vast arable land and widespread farm prosperity.
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Wilson
Chicago
Agricultural Department
Iowa
United States
Chicago & Northwestern Railway
Cummins
Cape Breton Coal and Iron Company Profits Estimation
An authoritative Canadian-mines estimate places Cape Breton Coal and Iron Company's holdings at 13,000 acres with 26 to 60 feet vein thickness, yielding at least 825,000,000 tons of coal. Profits average $2.00 per ton, potentially over $325,000,000, with additional iron land and other minerals. The report notes rising stock interest amid vague price hints.
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Cape Breton
Iowa
Cape Breton Coal and Iron Co
Des Moines
Cape Breton Coal and Iron Company
Fred Glade
Oelwein
Glade
Hoen
Charles Griebeling
of. Newton
Potatoes and Fruit Boom Across Colorado Plains
A Denver region report details high potato yields and strong fruit shipments in Mesa, Delta, Montrose, and surrounding counties. Farmers expect record cash returns from potatoes, onions, and oats, with beet sugar plants expanding and new markets opening in Iowa, Nebraska, Missouri, Texas, and Oklahoma.
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Denver
Beate Eld Thair
Eamspeais
Collina
Greeley
Macon
J. A. Hicke
Iowa
Nebska
Missouri
Texas
Indian’ Territory
Oklahoma
Neorthern
Colorado
Parke O
Ska Slope
Mesa
Delta
Montrose
Mesa County
Grand’ Junction
Grand Junction
Whitewater Fruit Growers’ Association
Puel County
Delta County
North Fork
Gunnison
Otchkiss
Paonia
Luis Valley
Vaaa
Jonati i
Eel Tessin Per
Ps Ger
Rae At
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