Irreverent Bits and Quips From A Western Notebook
A jumbled Herald page compiles satirical quips and snippets from diverse topics. Items mention Monte Carlo bank rumors, a Russian battle scale, Cheltenham rat show humor, czar's caviar abstention, a deaf and dumb first baseman, Korea’s Yi Yonk Ik, early X and N rays, scandal talk, California asparagus losses, a Richmond man inheriting a million, and Buffalo Bill Cody’s widow claiming poisoning over years.
Humorous contrasts and social quirks in a mixed prose blur
The text jokes about Herbert Spencer’s supposed dislike for Carlyle, mocks a deaf inventor reading funny columns, and notes a St. Louis woman demanding salvation before marriage. It hints that motorists suffer “motorpathia cerebral” ailments when run over, and that many girls find a man saved once they win his hand.
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Russians Muscovite the Japanese in bold dispatch
A St. Louis Globe-Democrat item notes hostilities should cease after a dramatic claim that the Russians have Muscovited the Japanese and sent their best admiral to Makaroff house.
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St. Louis Globe- Democrat
Denver man rejects $1.8 million will claim
A Denver man refused to accept 1.8 million dollars left to him by a wealthy uncle. Rumors hint at a Wall Street broker securing a record 1.5 million life insurance policy with annual premiums of 45 thousand. Paris reports the famous Queen's necklace, long copied by Pumas, has been stolen. Sothern may revive DArtagnan.
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John D
Wall Street
Paris
Pumas
Sothern
D’artagnan
Trans-Siberian railway praised for resilience after explosions
A nostalgic note celebrates the Trans-Siberian railway for continuing to function despite being blown up in hundreds of places. It also mentions a Maine man planning to study car language, hinting at potential additions to the profanity dictionary.
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Maine
Duel Between Two Frenchmen Before Cinematograph
Two Frenchmen fought a duel before a cinematograph as a novel path to fame. The piece notes how many routes to notoriety exist today, making such an original stunt seem increasingly common.
A Book of Verses Beneath a Bough and a Thou
A note on the Yeats era style line about a poem titled A Book of Verses under a tree with a jug of wine bread and you. The quotation wonders who the Thou is and how it changes meaning.
Demonstrator Claims Men Excel Women in Beauty
A Philadelphia anatomy demonstrator states men surpass women in beauty yet many girls are thriving. He quips that jewelry must be fashionable and recalls a New York lady with a farm on each wrist a department store around her neck and six Bible society memberships on her ears.
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New York
The
Bible Society
Baltimore scientist weighs germs in mumps comparison
A Baltimore scientist argues mumps germs are not as tall as typhoid fever bacilli nor as thin as tuberculosis. He suggests comparing germs by size, noting to pick out the short, fat ones when making acquaintance.
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JAPANESE SHIP LOSS CLAIMS AND PORT ARTHUR BOMBARDMENT
Reports from Tien Tsin on April 18 state Port Arthur was bombarded all day Friday with continued action Saturday. No official word confirms destruction of Petro Pavlovsk or Pobieda, though it is believed none retreated from the action of the 13th. A Japanese torpedo boat is claimed sunk, unconfirmed. The Mikado's army awaits landing as Czarist forces press for delay.
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Port Arthur
Petropavlovsk
Japanese Troop Transports Sighted Near Chwang
Rumors spread in New Chwang that twenty Japanese transports carrying troops are seen steering toward Yinkow port. The report cannot be confirmed as Russians standby for a possible landing in the harbor area.
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Port Arthur
Yinkow
Japanese Fleet Escorts 26 Vessels North of Port Arthur
A Shan-hal-Kwan correspondent reports a Japanese fleet of twenty-six ships escorting one hundred transports north of Port Arthur. The sighting underscores ongoing naval activity in the region during April.
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London
Shan-hal-Kwan
Port Arthur
Japanese Cruiser Is Lost Near Port Arthur
Port Arthur reports from eyewitnesses that a Japanese cruiser was lost on April 12 after striking one of its own floating mines near Port Arthur. The dispatch notes the incident occurred outside Port Arthur, cited as the cause of the loss.
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Port Arthur
Russians Expect Victory in Corea Campaign
St. Petersburg reports Russians highly confident that General Kuropatkin will crush Japanese forces in Corea soon. A strong army blocks Ping-Yang while another corps advances on Seoul, with serious resistance anticipated only at those points. The empress remains bedridden after the Petropavlovsk disaster. the emperor is working hard and not receiving anyone, not even high court officials.
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St. Petersburg
Kuropatkin
Corea
Ping-Yang
Seoul
Petropavlovsk
Winter in Vladivostok describes harsh weather and calm front
A Vladivostok letter dated March 22 reports belief that land operations will not begin soon. The winter is exceptionally cold with heavy snow. Since the first bombardment Vladivostok remains tranquil. Coal mines sustain fuel for railroads and the city, the sole active industry noted.
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Vladivostok
Censor Alert From Port Arthur Letter
A Port Arthur letter dated April 8, received here, complains censorship is too severe to permit details. The note, dated April 18, references harsh restrictions limiting what may be described.
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Che-Foo
Port Arthur
Jealous Farmer Kills Wife Then Commits Suicide
A Millertown, Tennessee report says Huston Jennings, a farmer, cut his wife's head with an ax during the night and then shot himself. Authorities note Jennings had been jealous over his wife's recent trips to Knoxville without his consent, and had threatened her. The incident occurred near Knoxville, with details still developing.
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Tenn
Millertown
Here
Huston Jennings
Jennings
Illinois Educator Fatally Hurt in Odell Gapfall
Prof. Albert White, superintendent of Odell public schools, was fatally injured after accidentally stepping from a Chicago and Alton passenger train near Pontiac Illinois. He died from injuries he sustained on April 18.
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Pontiac
Albert White
Odell
Ill
Chicago and Alton
Duel in Kansas City Ends in Death and Injuries
A duel between George Waring, son of the city health officer, and William West a Black man, in Kansas City Missouri on April 18 left the Black man dead and thirteen others wounded and the victim wounded on Waring’s body.
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Kansas City
George Waring
Wiliam West
Waring
Trust meeting planned for noodles in Pittsburgh
Plan to form a nationwide noodle manufacturers amalgamation is set for April 19 at the Juincoln hotel in Pittsburg to establish a uniform price. The Cleveland plan notes April 18 as the date of notice for the meeting in Cleveland Ohio.
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Cleveland
United States
Juincoln Hotel
Pittsburg
Milwaukee clubwomen seek clemency for murderer Aley Baker
Chicago clubwomen have launched a movement to reopen the case of Aley Baker, who is serving a murder sentence in the Colorado penitentiary, asking authorities to grant mercy or a new hearing.
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Milwaukee
Wis
Chicago
Aley Baker
Colorado
Man shoots wife's parents during custody bid in Ohio
In Zanesville Ohio a posse hunts George Parks after he shot and likely fatally wounded his wife's parents Mr and Mrs Sherwood Crook of Crooksville. Parks had demanded possession of his year old baby. when refused he fought and shot the Crooks then fled into Badger Woods.
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Badger Woods
George Parks
Sherwood Crook
Crooksville
Parks
Crooks
Mr. Crook
Mrs. Crooks
Buried Alive Two Nome Girls Sparking Outcry
In Nome Alaska the mid winter dances led to the burial alive of two infant girls. The community notes a deep seated aversion to girls and a superstition driving the tragedy. A council led by the Shamen intensified the mob mood before the deaths were discovered.
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Wash
River Takes Its Old Channel
Vicksburg Mississippi reports the Mississippi River roared Saturday night, cutting Killicranie Neck in Davis Bend to restore Davis Island to the mainland and reopen its former channel through Lake Palmyra. Several valuable cotton plantations were ruined.
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Miss
Mississippi
Killicranie Neck
Davis
Bend
Davis Island
Lake Palmyra
Mayor Giv es Stock To His Employees In Toledo
Mayor Jones of Toledo known as the golden rule advocate has given the S M Jones Company employer stock valued at 10000 dollars without strings. This gift adds to a golden rule fund of 10000 dollars that he established last Christmas as a separate benefaction.
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S. M. Jones Company
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Tragic Grain Elevator Deaths In Fall City
In Fall City Nebraska on April 18 Lester Kermode seven and Alfred Boyd fifteen were killed while playing in an elevator. Operators opened the grain chute to fill a car, the rush of grain swept the boys under and smothered them.
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Neb
Lester Kermode
Alfred Boyd
Boy saves payroll as highwaymen shot in daylight
Hazleton Pa April 18 in a broad daylight battle John Gaffney age 18 shot and killed two of five highwaymen attempting to seize a payroll of $3000 for the G B Markle Coal Company. He drove the others off and saved the funds.
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John Gaffney
G. B. Markle Coal Company
Stabbing at Soldiers' Home Inmate Suspect Named Reichert
William Mero, a resident of the soldiers' home since moving from Chicago years ago, was likely fatally stabbed by fellow inmate Fred Reichert who joined the home from Springfield.
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William Mero
Chicago
Fred Reichert
Springfield
Jealous Wife Kills Husband Then Takes Her Life
In Ogden Utah on April 18 Mrs. C J Stone poisoned her husband and then died by the same method. The pair were found together in a room with letters indicating their chosen manner of death.
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Ogden
Utah
C. J. Stone
Government Defrauded Conviction in Greensboro Court
In a federal court in Greensboro A J Davis a rectifying gauger was convicted of false returns defrauding the government of thirty thousand dollars in under four months.
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Greensboro
N. G
A. J. Davis
Thousands of Dead Sheep in Montana Range
Melting snow reveals thousands of dead sheep across Mont. ranges near Glendive. Hundreds of men gather to skin the carcasses and burn remains to prevent an epidemic.
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Mont
Mormons buy temple site at Joseph Smith tract in Missouri
Kansas City April 18 Utah Mormons have bought a site for a temple on part of the tract sacred to Joseph Smith Three branches now have temple sites there.
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Kansas City
Joseph Smith
Child Burns to Death in Pekin Bonfire Accident
In Pekin Illinois on April 18 Ada Lacey four years old died after falling into a bonfire in her parents yard. The tragedy highlights the dangers of open flames in residential areas and prompts safety warnings from local authorities.
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Pekin
Ill
Ada Lacey
Cold Kills Many Muskrats in Wisconsin
Thousands of muskrats have been killed by severe cold in Wisconsin. Apr 18 reports from Jeon Bay describe the statewide impact of the extreme weather on local wildlife populations and fur industries.
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Jeon Bay
Wis
Would Better the Waterways Scheme to Aid in Work
Washington April 18 Representative Benton chairs the rivers and harbors committee and backs a plan to profit corporations by sharing the cost of navigable stream improvements. A bill by Representative Moon grants water power rights for 99 years to build a Tennessee river dam near Chattanooga with government supplied lock gates and machinery, and free electricity for government use. The scheme aims to spawn more dams and a “calonization” of rivers, pleasing improvement groups pushing slack water projects on major tributaries.
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Moon
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United States
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Chattanooga
Upper
Mississippi
Missouri
Ohio
Alleghany
Monongaetela
Roosevelt defense over civil service reforms cited
Washington reports that Chairman Gillett questioned recent criticism of President Roosevelt for appointments to the classified service. W D Foulke replies that Roosevelt made the greatest use of competitive examinations, added about 30,000 positions to the classified service, and expanded the system faster than any prior administration.
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Gillett
House Committee On Civil Service Reform
W. D. Foulke
Civil Service
Roosevelt
Foulke
Militia Officers Study Benefits for Guardsmen
Washington April 18 The army reorganization law allowing National Guard officers to access regular officer schools is met with enthusiasm. Early returns show twice as many guardsmen seeking admission as slots permit, prompting the general staff to draft regulations.
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National Guard
Mission Inquiry Court In Washington Apr 18 Report
The Navy Department received a dispatch from Rear Admiral Barker commanding the North Atlantic fleet detailing the personnel of the court of inquiry. The message signals the start of an investigation into the matter under scrutiny.
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Washington
Navy Department
Barker
North Atlantic
Court of Inquiry
Court of inquiry to determine possible further actions
The president of the court and members Captain Joseph N. Hemphill commander of the Kearsarge Commander William H. H. South erland of the Cleveland and Lieutenant Mark Bristol in judge advocate attend. The court is expected to finish its inquiry this week and its findings will decide whether further proceedings will be instituted.
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Joseph N. Hemphill
Kearsarge
William H. H. Southerland
Cleveland
Mark Bristol
Children of the American Revolution hold services in Washington
In Washington on April 18 the Children of the American Revolution and the Daughters of the American Revolution held patriotic services at Church of the Covenant. Rev Tennis Hamlin preached on Broad minded Patriotism. The Daughters plan to lay the corner stone of Memorial Continental Hall with Masonic ceremonies on Tuesday afternoon.
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Children of the American Revolution
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Church of the Covenant
Tennis Hamlin
Daughters’ Congress
Memorial Continental Hall
Bar the Chinese Exclusion Law Opinion Declares Rigidity
Washington April 18 Attorney General Knox issued an opinion to the president stating that China denunciation of the treaty does not nullify existing exclusion laws and that the exclusion can be enforced as rigidly after as under the treaty.
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Knox
China
Bill to Revise Pensions Introduced in Senate
Washington April 18 Senator Mc Cumber introduced a bill for presidential appointment of a three member commission to revise the pension laws and report to the next session of Congress.
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McCumber
Congress
Murder on the Texas border in Terlingua camp
News from Terlingua on the Rio Grande reports a new reign of terror with multiple killings. George Reed was shot on April 12, Logio Bandad killed the day prior, and Santiago Marinok was mortally wounded by Lorenzo Velasco who has been captured. An American was said to have been killed by two Mexicans. Rangers are being sought.
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Tex
Terlingua
Rio Grande
BE. A. Upton
George Reed
Logio Bandad
Mexico
Santiago Marinok
Lorenzo Velasco
Morfa
New Comet Seen in Hercules by Brooks at Hobart College
Geneva April 18 Dr William R Brooks director of Smith Observatory and Hobart College astronomy professor reports discovery of a new comet Saturday night in Hercules right ascension sixteen hours fifty eight minutes ten seconds declination forty four degrees ten minutes with slow motion toward the north.
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Willam R. Brooks
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Hobart College
Warrants for Mine Officials Over Harwich Disaster
Warrants issued for State Mine Inspector F M Cunningham and Superintendent Milfred Sowden. They are held responsible for the Harwich mine disaster of January 25 in Pittsburg where 178 men died.
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F. M. Cunningham
Milfred Sowden
Harwich
Well Digger Shoots Mayor Case Sparks Lynching Run
In Washta Iowa on April 18 John Bunn was fatally shot by Harry Thompson a well digger. The mayor had ordered Thompson arrested. A mob tried to lynch Thompson but Sheriff Hogan protected him and ferried him to safety.
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John Bunn
Harry Thompson
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Hogan
Pawnee Rail Line and Mine Sold to Peabody Coal
The Pawnee railroad from Pawnee to Auburn and the Victor Coal company's mine at Pawnee have been sold by Victor Coal to the Peabody Coal company of Chicago.
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Springfield
Pawnee
Auburn
Victor Coal Company
Peabody Coal Company of
Chicago
Traube Sentenced for Lottery Sales in Milwaukee
Adolph Traube of Chicago who sold lottery tickets while posing as a seller of options in pilots was sentenced to ninety days in the Milwaukee house of correction for vagrancy.
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Adolph Traube
Chicago
House of Correction
Torpedo Boat Destroyer Lawrence Damaged in Memphis
Fragmentary notes report the torpedo boat destroyer Law rence sustained damage at Memphis when the ropes of the Robert Lee tangled in the propeller of the Law rence. The engine hall was affected and one engine tore.
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Rence
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Hall Way
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Heroic Rescue At St Vincent Hospital Fire In Indianapolis
A hospital fire at St Vincent's in Indianapolis in the early hours causing panic among 123 patients. Surgeons completed operations amidst smoke to save patients then carried injured to safety. One woman died and several others were in critical condition or feared dead. Rescuers including nurses, police, and staff, aided by unnamed bystander heroics, evacuated patients from the burning building.
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St. Vincent’s Hospital
Occidental
Physiciana
Avas
Msg
Lucy Sheehee
James Dawson
Edward Wood
William Sweeny
Wood
Harriet Leahy
Kate Beach
Miss Kate Beach
Superior Stella
Nordica
William Schneider
Henry Nichols
Connersville
Ellen Lagrange
Te Kid Fire Company
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