Why Not Smile Awhile A Deaf Old Man on a Streetcar
An elderly man named Middleton, partly deaf and cynical, tries to pass a battered nickel to a conductor. The conductor insists he cannot use the coin, prompting Middleton to ask again. The conductor shouts his response, and Middleton quips that the nickel should be given to the company.
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National Anthem Contest Disturbs Chicago Patriots
Citizens debate a five hundred thousand dollar prize for a new national anthem. Critics note The Star Spangled Banner is flawed and question whether money can buy a truly national song. The piece recalls past contests and the scarcity of lasting patriotic anthems.
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Congress
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Twin relics of greed and law in a tawdry political age
A chaotic political tableau accuses big money and legal power of shielding corruption. Witnesses claim Edward Tilden offered a bribe to influence a senate investigation into Lorimer, while Tilden and a bank committee man face contempt charges and flee to Corpus proceedings. The court halts inquiry, sealing the avenues of inquiry, and the piece laments rich criminals protected by courts and a compromised government.
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Edward Tilden
Chicago
Lorimer
the Harvester
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Helm
Petit
Court OF Justice
United States
Beginning of the End in Mexico Insurrection Rumors
The piece suggests hundreds of Gen Navarro's soldiers and insurrectos may end the rebellion after Juarez. It notes loyal regular troops under Diaz fight bravely, though some desert due to fear and harsh treatment. It warns Diaz might claim treason, potentially triggering a larger conflict in Mexico.
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Ri in ein to ntsed ee Seer smn tat analysis noted
Observations touch on Latin American politics with references to Adolfo Diaz, Porfirio Diaz, and Colombia Panama relations. Mentions U S topics like reciprocity, water consumption, and wealth shown in a stream of fragmented opinions and quotes from varied figures.
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New York University School of Commerce
Inquest of a Deaf Institute Attendant Mocked
An attendant at the Institute for the deaf and dumb faced a rapid fire questioning by a female visitor. She asked how the staff summon the bedside mates to church and the attendant quipped that they ring the dumb bells.
Library Room Plans by Mr Newlyrich
A dialogue notes a library room design with plans and the humorous insistence on a place to smoke. The exchange stems from a Boston Transcript snippet showing a playful assignment of a home's library and a character’s quip about smoking.
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Newlyrich
Boston Transcript
Then It Happened in Virginia
A fragmentary excerpt hints at a conversation about temptation and a rejected suitor. It references Dorothy and a dismissive remark about consequences, suggesting a moral or social dilemma explored in the original piece.
Time is thought and power not money says Elbert Hubbard
An exchange about sewer gas follows a tenant landlord contract signing. Elbert Hubbard at the Portland Press Club proclaims time as thought power and knowledge, criticizing the view of time as money and condemning commercialism.
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Elbert Hubbard
Portland Press Club
Peggy and Frank Debate Boat Choice with Chaperon Present
In a light exchange Peggy favors the motorboat as superior to the canoe though a chaperon is needed. Frank agrees noting the loud chug chug prevents Peggy from hearing a smack to save herself.
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Frank
The World’s Best Limerick Revised Here
A collection of parlor humor with brief verse gags and quips. Jokes about a man interrupted during prayer, a judge dialogue on a cows claim, a drover’s prices, an overnight oversight, and a May queen line. Includes Detroit Free Press style snippets about reasons for marriage and disappointment in love.
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Detroit Free Press
Testy Household Humor From The Town Doctor
In a quirky exchange the early bird and worm banter about life in town. A doctor questions a wife about her husband temperature testing with a barometer, and she recalls giving him beer after the barometer read very dry.
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Jones
FORCE OF HABIT. Wille as Naughty Boy Today
Hubby, a baseball umpire, sentences Wille to a $25 fine for misbehavior during the game. The brief item notes a humorous, domestic discipline tone without detailing the incident.
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Hubby
World population split by gender sparks debate
A reader challenges a paper claim that more than half the world is female. The exchange questions how half the globe could be unaware of how the other half lives.
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Nix
Chicken in Store Sets Off Holler After Find
A grocer publicizes a tense exchange with a violent customer over a chicken found in an item yesterday. The incident, reported by the Philadelphia Bulletin, notes the chicken caused an alarm and a loud reaction during the confrontation.
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Philadelphia Bul
What is a political con game framed as bunk
A dialog from the Chicago Tribune mocks political framing and misrepresentation. Mrs Dorkine asks about a con game and a frame up, while Mr Dor kine dismisses explaining politics as bunk and shacks, highlighting comic misunderstanding.
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John
Mrs Bacon and Egbert wage dispute recounted in satire
A dialogue features Mrs Bacon asking why a cook left Mrs Egbert after demands to raise wages. The exchange notes the cook was paid $15 a month and questions whether that amount could have been increased. The humor centers on the employer's reluctance and the need for higher pay.
Inventors Unveil Head‑Over Garment Trouser Skirt
A quirky creation draws attention as the inventor demonstrates a trousers styled skirt. The novelty lies in its design allowing the wearer to slip it on over the head. The item sparks curiosity about fashion utility and practicality.
Missing Call Haunts Loyal Pair In Laundry Delays
Mian apologizes for missing a call while getting hair washed. Miss Sharpe complains laundries are slow to return items, highlighting ongoing delays in domestic chores.
Revival Services Noted In Western City Notice
A sequence of revival services was held in a Western city and notices were posted in conspicuous places. One posting proclaimed a baritone soloist Jones and the message Tell Mother I’ll Be There. The item included remarks about Lippincott and a remark on generational wealth and golf.
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Absolute Certainty
Jones
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Mother Fll
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The True Test
A brief dialogue notes a student who has grammar and accent down in French but struggles with gestures, highlighting nonverbal fluency as the harder aspect of mastering the language.
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Washington Fr
Here is a Man Sam Woods the Court House Informer
Sam Woods, keeper of county files at the King county courthouse, is hailed as the human encyclopedia. He directs people to divorce sources, tracks criminal and civil cases, and knows where taxes and licenses are paid. A former hotel operator and policy participant, he resembles Bryan and jokes he will seek county office someday.
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King County
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Woods
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Intimate Washington letter on tariffs and La Follette voice
A Washington, D C letter argues the tariff fight moves between chambers and notes the Senate as the arena for major clashes. It cites finance committee dynamics, Morgan ties in traction policy, and explains La Follette pronunciation as the presidential race looms. The writer closes with a personal signoff.
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la Follette
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Dull Preacher Responsible
A light exchange shows a husband and wife banter about trousers in a Boston Trapscript snippet. The wife jokes the husband slept in his clothes and needs pressing while noting the pair she wore to church.
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John
Boston
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