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Newspaper
Seattle Star
Location
Seattle, Washington, United States of America
Date
May 13, 1912
Page
4
A fragment from a Boston Transcript dialogue note mocks odd expressions used by soveliate characters. The author cites a heroine speaking in a hollow voice and contrasts it with a stage actress’s voice to illustrate exaggerated diction.
In 1912 a remarkable egg laid by a hen came into the hands of Francis T. McNeill of Redding California. At a revival led by Rev Glen McWilliams the egg was hurled forth arousing police fines for its explosive potential and smashing it sparked a public moral lesson: Know Thy Eggs.
Five college presidents are to select managers of a $100,900,000 foundation. Public sentiment grows against nationalizing the vast enterprise aimed at spreading knowledge. Critics warn such control by a few could erode democracy and shift power away from the many.
Bright days spark talk of music in parks with park board urged to fund fuller programming. A京 mix of cultural figures and whimsical entries about melons and old political quips appears among stray clippings.
An old patent remedy advertisement touts Cascarets as a cure for headache sour stomach and constipation. It describes a torpid liver and clogged bowels causing undigested food to ferment and foul the body, promising a Cascaret tonight to feel better by morning and months of relief for a dime.
In a playful exchange a French teacher tests Tommy on money and gender while a quotable line reveals a mock engagement. Mrs Brown insists she told no one, but Mrs Jones is asked if she knows the news.
A witty quip from the Chicago Record defines an optimist as a man who believes placing a Rush on a letter will speed delivery. The remark frames optimism as a humorous belief in accelerated outcomes.
An elderly man sits on a park bench on a spring day while a boy watches closely. The man probes the boy about playing, and the boy answers he is waiting to see someone finish painting the bench, remarking a painter was there minutes earlier.
In a Washington Star quote, Senator Burnham answers a constituent by saying his prosperity came from a wish to ease others burdens. He claims his actions made Ife happier for some multimillionaires who want to part with their money.
A book agent plans to start selling a book tomorrow and asks for a list of prominent town figures. The publisher asks if they must be well to do, while the agent prefers easy targets. A distressed remark about a cake echoes a line about a poor husband.
A humorous family exchange centers on a child claiming to have eaten half an apple and inanimate clues. The dialogue turns to a collection of forty odd parts supposedly removed from an automobile and the child’s ability to assemble a picture puzzle.
In a crowded frontier setting, Dunk Fridemush complains of a horse named Dunk Fridemush’s horse with frequent gravel in its front shoe, witnessed near a saloon by locals including Josh Wise Bays. The incident highlights rough street life and local reputations in the town.
A Milwaukee Sentinel item narrates a quip where a Sunday School teacher asks what happens to boys who swear while playing marbles. Willie replies they grow up to play golf, reflecting a humorous regional aside.
Conversation snippets from a 19th century column note humor about money and gadgets. The courier and Lippincott quotes mention small victories and misdirected plans, with a joke about earning respect through thrift and a wife’s spending.
A fragmentary note from the Boston Transcript hints at marriage and social expectations with playful phrasing about a party and misused telecommunication terms. It reflects light, humorous social commentary in a clipped newspaper voice.
In a clipped Washington era exchange the demonstrative candidate asserts he is a servant of the people while Farmer Corn expresses disbelief and concern noting the burdens of servant politics for rural communities.
A Baltimore American quip recalls a comic line about a zoo luncheon. The exchange features a friend ordering an unusual meal described as a pony of brandy a pousse cafe and a hot dog.
A vivid remark at Jimmy Harrigan's wake shows a tinge of patriotism when Joe Mulcahy speaks to the widow. He cites the cause of death as gangrene and Mrs Harrigan replies with thanks for the color of the flag.
An advertisement extols Syrup of Figs as a gentle laxative and regulator for children. It claims quick relief from feverish, upset stomachs and sour breath, promising a happy child with regular use. The product is described as natural and non harming, with full directions on the package.
Local listings announce theatre programs across multiple venues including the Metropolitan Felix Club showing The Flowers of the West and Seattlie Jennie Shirley Co with The Primrose Path. Vaudeville at Orpheum Empress and Pantages, plus Clemmer Melbourne Photoplays and more.
Dunty Pulls the Strings a Scots comedy at the Moore last night for a five nights run. Molly McIntyre as Bunty scored heavily with winsome manner and strong stage presence. Nell Nell Jean Bennett and Ethelbert Males praised for strong supporting work. Second act setting praised. engagement ends Thursday.
The Primrose Path by the Jon sie Shirley players drew a healthy Seattle audience for two Sunday performances. Miss Shirley and Paul Harvey led with their usual success and were supported by a capable company.
In a lighthearted exchange, Irene calls him a budding genius while George dismisses him as a blooming idiot. The remarks touch on George H Lorimer, noting that competition shapes manners, and hint at interests in grocery trade over romance.
Special to The Star describes Walla Walla Prison as a beauty spot with green surroundings and mountain views. Warden Charles S. Reid notes reforms such as no irons or lock-step, red striped escape suits, in-house library, access to state papers, and orderly routines for inmates who mostly read, work, eat, and sleep in steady patterns.
The cartoon caption depicts a teacher challenging Willie about math problems and a child admitting the trouble lies with unclear whale terminology. Willie’s回答 shows his struggle and humor in a classroom moment.
A magazine writer asserts counterfeit food is as deceptive as counterfeit dollars with a sharp claim about a man who would mint an imitation nut and the cruelty behind such imitation. The text reflects a skeptical view of faked goods and the ethics of forgery.
Briggins surveys election chances in Graftopolis by stating he ought to win. He argues merits are enough to defeat Billington Star, framing a reformer’s bid as a moral claim rather than a statement of certainty.
A Washington Evening Star exchange shows Farmer Corntessel criticizing the surge of talk in politics. The farmer laments that public discussion is dominated by amateurs and talentless voices, reducing genuine discourse.
Editor notes readers’ interest in the Brotherhood league serving the homeless from the Arcade theatre. A public anniversary meeting is set for May 15 at Hotel Lincoln with speakers Dra. Shayler, Van Horn, Prof. Meany, and Mr. John Bushnell, describing meals, beds, baths, clothing, and employment aid provided year round.
Local notices describe a playful exchange about a strawberry dessert prize. The quirky phrase hints at a humorous request for the winning entry and the community’s humorous take on a competition.
A Seattle reader argues that concentrating many small retailers into a central city market, as in Pike Place, could cut the cost of living. The writer notes lower food prices in Seattle due to cheap rents, central location, and large crowds that enable higher volumes and lower profits per item.
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