Wise and Otherwise in a Leap Year Scene
A collage of humorous vignettes and quips from a late edition, including a playful tale of a couple at a florist, a class question about cows and two stomachs, and light exchanges on politeness and money making. Several items reference jokes from Ladies' Home Journal and a Sacramento laundry ad.
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Little George
Ladies’ Home Journal
Census of industry underscores need for national mobilization
The piece argues Merica is ill prepared for war and peace, urging a nationwide mobilization of industry and a fullscale census requested by the president. It warns current bureaucratic waste and calls for organized efficiency to end poverty and injustice.
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Naval Advisory Board
Europe
Germany
United States
Walk to Your Work Do Not Coddle Yourself
Advice urges workers within three miles to walk to their jobs to gain health and fresh air. It condemns short car rides, especially in cities, as lethargy inducing and stressing the value of daily walking over convenience.
Court martial reprimands officer over border action
The Fort Sam Houston court finds Lieut. John E. Mort guilty for leading men across the border near Brownsville to rescue comrades held by Mexicans while swimming. He is sentenced to a reprimand, a punishment seen by many Americans as a hollow mark of honor amid praise for Col. Slocum.
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Col
Slocum
Mexico
Villa
Fort Sam Houston
Tex
John E. Mort
Brownsville
The Unafraid by Eleanor Ingram Leaves a Lesson
In a sanitized house a young man reads as a fire set by himself, under care that uses a staged blaze to curb his destructive imagination. A doctor and home secretary discuss the case as the plot edges toward an unseen outcome.
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Oxford
States
Mr. Vinson
Home Secretary
Doctor Dollar and the Crime Doctor Confront a Royal Secret
Lieutenant General Neville Dysone seeks help for his wife in a pine country house. The crime doctor Dollar confronts a case tangled with disguises pickpockets and a dangerous delusion. A tense night yields clues and a new unlikely partnership with Topham Vinson.
Tragedy in a Hillside Estate Raises Tension at Valsugana
Dollar observes Gen. Dysone and learns of a winter death by own action at the estate. The general laments a strong wife’s grip on the household and on the garden while hints about the widow’s fate and a planned continuation appear for the next issue.
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Dysone
Valsugana
Dollar
Splendid Laxative for Elderly People
An aged-friendly laxative touts Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin as a gentle fast-acting remedy free from griping. Claiming decades of use and endorsements from seniors, the ad notes a 50 cent bottle price and a free trial offer by mail from Monticello Illinois.
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W. Bh. Caldwell
Monticello
Ill
Cynthia Grey letters on gifts after engagement and love
Readers ask if a fiancée must return gifts after an engagement ends and what to do when someone signs for a parcel. Advice notes theft risk and urges reporting to express company and police. The column also answers about loving a married woman and the impossibility of forcing marriage. It cites Germany’s 1916 population as 64,900,000.
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Expres Company
Satan
Germany
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