Spokesman-Review Humour Column Mixes Names and Bits
A noisy patchwork of quotes and gibes in a Seattle style column pokes fun at local figures and events. It riffs on politics radio and theatre and mentions Dr Brown and Mrs Miracle with satirical bite. The piece also nods to poetry songs and street slang as it skims city life and pop culture.
Slash in pay of teachers up tonight
Budget controversy continues as the school department pauses the decision for another week. Director Walter Santmyer and school reps press Assistant Superintendent T R Cole to cut the educational budget. Cole says reductions would harm efficiency. FB Taylor outlines a plan to trim 300 000 to 500 000 by adding pupils per class, cutting supervisors, shrinking the sub normal department, and using non resident teachers.
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Walter Santmyer
T. R. Cole
Frank B. Cooper
Cole
Educational Department
FB. F. Taylor
Taylor
Seattle
Mayor Brown Signals Police and Utilities Reorganization
Mayor E. J. Brown discussed initial plans to reorganize city affairs with Capt. Claude Bannick as a potential police inspector. He said no appointments were made today and two nominations would go to the city council next Monday. He intends further conferences to craft a police department overhaul.
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E. J. Brown
Claude Bannick
Police Department
Hans Damm
Dr. Brown
Brown
Public Utilities
Sunshine Maker Arrested in Jamaica Ginger Case
Santa Ana California June 6 Steve Hatfield claiming to be Rainmaker Hatfield brother was arrested today on the charge of taking too much Jamaica ginger. He booked himself at the jail as Steve Hatfield the sunshine maker. He said me and my brother run the weather.
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Santa Ana
Cal
Steve Hatfield
Hatfield
Jamaica
City Should Try Out 5-Cent Fare
Mayor Brown pledges a five-cent carfare within 90 days and Councilman Fitzgerald pushes an ordinance to implement it in under 60 days. The Star warns bonds and city funds complicate the plan as court rulings limit use of the general fund. The result could force a new contract valuing lines without increasing deficits.
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Brown
Fitzgerald
Naan
Ee Brown
Woman Heroically Saves Baby in Street Collision
Mrs. EB Johnson of 919 Pine Street saved her baby by pushing the child from a buggy as an auto approached at Howell Street and Terry Avenue. She suffered severe bruises and shock and was confined to home on Tuesday after the incident. The car was driven by T. S. Burley of 1330 Eighth Avenue.
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Mother Love
EB. Johnson
Pine #t
Howell St
Terry Ave
Johnson
Tuesaday
Atreety
T. 8
Burley
Eighth Ave
New Chief Sits Tight In Seattle Police Force
W. B. Severyns was entrenched as Seattle's new chief of police declaring no changes for now. Mayor Brown presided at the inauguration as W. H. Searing, his predecessor, returns to captain of police duties and plans a vacation after finalizing assignment and affairs.
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W. B. Severyns
Seattle
Brown
W. H. Searing
Federal Probe of Gasoline Begins
Washington reports the department of justice has opened an inquiry into recent gasoline price increases. The announcement comes as officials review market behavior and potential anti-competitive practices affecting consumers nationwide.
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Washington
Department of Justice
New Councilwoman Kathryn Miracle Sings at Inaugural Session
At the first city council meeting in the new term, Kathryn Miracle, one of two fresh female members, sang on request. She performed "By the Waters of Minnetonka" and "Where the River Shannon Flown" during the Monday afternoon session.
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Kathryn Miracle
New City Council
Minnetonka
Auto Crushes Baby in Seattle Garage Tragedy
A 26 month old girl Dorothy Churchill, daughter of Mrs. A Churchill, was crushed by a car driven by E J Julius near a garage at 6017 Fifth Ave NE. She is in critical condition at Virginia Mason hospital with multiple injuries including broken ribs and internal trauma.
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Dorothy Churchill
A. Churchill
Fifth Ave. N. E
Virginia Mason Hospital
E. J. Julius
Omaha Bandit Wounds Cop in Benson Alley
Patrolman Charles Gessleman was shot through the chin and neck and bruised by a blunt blow when he confronted a prowler in an alley in Benson Omaha. Witnesses say the description matches Fred Brown a fugitive bandit who chained two girls in a shack over a week earlier. Officers searched the area but did not find the fugitive.
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Omaha
Neb
Charles Gessleman
Benson
Fred Brown
Russian Premier Lenin Recovers From Illness
The Soviet embassy reported Premier Lenin of Russia suffered a severe attack of gonarthritis on May 28. The attack, combined with overwork, affected his nerves and circulation. His condition is now improved and circulation normal. doctors order absolute rest during convalescence.
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Riga
Lenin
Russia
Bethlehem-Lackawanna merger under Justice review
The Bethlehem-Lackawanna steel merger is under investigation by the Department of Justice. The announcement came from the Attorney General's office in Washington as part of a Senate resolution requesting steps to protect the public interest.
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Washington
Bethlehem- Lackawanna Steel
Department of Justice
Daugherty
Senate
Justice Department
Inquiry Into Phone Meter Postponed in Everett
The state board of public works indefinitely postponed its hearing on the telechronometer amid a large Everett crowd. City officials and the phone company argued over authority and contracts, while attendees voiced objections about rising bills and perceived harms from the device.
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Robert B. Bermann
Everett
State Board of Public Works
RK. J. Frassett
W. C. Bristow
Black
Faussett
Board of Public Works
Bristow
Family Flees From Flames After City Fire
W M Fields and his family escaped a fast spreading blaze at 1708 25th Ave S at 2 55 am with scanty clothing. The house collapsed. loss estimated at 400 dollars. Calvin Rhodes owned the building. a neighboring house at 1714 25th Ave S was damaged. Fire marshals and police investigate possible arson or burglary.
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W. M. Fields
25Th Ave. S
Fields
Robert IL. Laing
Calvin Rhodes
Two Army Airmen Win Balloon Race
Major Oscar Westover and aide Trent Carson F. Bond won the thousand-dollar prize for first place in the national balloon race. The event began May 31 from Milwaukee and Westover’s balloon logged about 850 miles in just over 17 hours, landing in Quebec. Capt. H B Honeywell and J H Wade Jr., finished second, while Navy Lt. W F Reed placed third with a 460 mile flight.
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New York
Oscar Westover
Trent
Carson F. Bond
Milwaukee
Westover
Quebec
H. BE. Honeywell
J. H. Wade, Jr
W. F. Reed
Navy
110 Million Rail Wage Cut Sparks Strike Vote
Chicago June 6 A strike vote was ordered among 500000 Federated Railroad Shop Craft union members after the labor board announced a 60 million dollar wage cut. Workers will vote to walk out, results due June 30, with July 1 effective date.
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Chicago
Federated Railroad
United States Rail Rom Labor Board
Maintenance of Way
A. Q O. Wharton
Albert Iips
W.L. McMenimen
Quizzed on Ferry Deal In Seattle Bank Collapse Case
Former state banking chief Louis H Moore subpoenaed as county grand jury probes the June failure of the Scandinavian American Bank of Seattle. Prosecuting Attorney Colm Douglas said Moore will arrive in Seattle from Salt City Wednesday. Witnesses beyond Moore not disclosed. Jury has signaled the ferry motion is near conclusion after county Commissioner Claude C testified. Patrolman Charlies O Legate death status not announced. Judge Calvin B Hall and Douglas expect to announce a decision Thursday.
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Louis H. Moore
State Banking Department
Scandinavian American Bank of
Seattle
Moore
Colm Douglas
Salt City
Claude C
Charlies O. Legate
Calvin 8. Hall
Douglas
KLAN LEADER STRICKEN. LAKE LOS ANGELES INQUIRY
Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan, June A. Baker, reputed to have led a masked raid in Inglewood, is in the county hospital psych ward under observation after arrest. Reports say he planned to take his life, while grand jury indictments were anticipated but did not materialize.
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Los Angeles
A. Baker
Kleagle
Ku Klan
Inglewood
Baker
Scheidemann Attacked in Cassel Streets
In Cassel, Cassel Germany on June 6 Scheidemann a German politician was attacked. An assassin threw prussic acid at him and he was bedridden with injuries. He fired two shots at the assailant but the attacker escaped.
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Cassel
Germany
Scheideman
Marquis Saionji Seriously Ill In Tokyo at 84
Tokyo reports Marquis Mochi Saionji, once a prominent and powerful leader in Japan, is seriously ill and confined to his Tokyo home. He is 84 years old.
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Marquis Saionji
Tokyo
Mochi Saionji
Japan
Death Vision Fore Told Pilot’s Fatal Plane Smash
Paris reports the aeroplane pilot Mire who died with six passengers in a Thieuloy Saint-Antoine crash told friends before departure that he had a death premonition.
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Paris
Mire
Thieuloy
Saint-Antoine
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