Fibbing About Our Gas Mileage by M E Thomson Ph D
A humorously framed essay compares marriage to car ownership, noting how public defense of a vehicle’s virtues can be as revealing as partnership vows. It discusses towings and repair bills as startling shocks that test patience and loyalty to a car.
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The Mud Turpin and Loyal Car Affection
A quirky piece by Hugh Hutton notes the mud turpin a custard pie loving creature near Hollywood and jokes its shell could become film material though costs are high. It then shifts to a sentimental essay praising loyal old cars and owners who shield milage jokes to flatter themselves.
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Rank in Water Power If We Should Rely on Water Power
The statement warns that reliance on water power would make Asia Africa and South America the richest continents, highlighting a global balance of wealth dependent on energy sources.
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Africa
South America
No Woman Wants to Dominate in Marriage, Says Writer
A writer argues dominating wives arise from early burdens not nature. They pity the woman while blaming a weak or lazy husband who shirks partnership, suggesting strong men enable dominance and that most women seek a partner to submit to. The piece critiques gender roles and urges shared responsibility.
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Dorothy Edmonds Crayon Tale in The Garden
The piece features vegetables talking in a garden with carrot Mr. K. Car rot proposing photos. Lettuce, Tomato, Beans, and Peas weigh fashion and posing while Bessie Bean admires style and slim figures. Radish and Roddy discuss a father son photo moment.
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K. Carrot
Picture Puzzle Fades Colors in Child Camera Page
A playful scene shows Peter Potato planning a photo for a page in a picture book. Mrs Green Pea frets as the onions cry over missing bright clothes while Mom Tomato insists on bold colors, urging children to repaint their festive outfits for the camera.
Family Friendly Dishes and Tips From 1930s Guides
A collage of old recipes and lines promotes kid friendly meals such as Scalloped Apples With Peanut Brittle and Lemon Pie. Beverages include Rhubarb Punch and Honey as a sweetener. The piece ends with a quip about women speaking for themselves.
History’s Mysteries Unsolved Riddles About Venus de Milo
The Venus de Milo mysteries include arm positioning debates and the statue’s origin. Discovered on Melos by Yorgos Bottonia, it passed through French and Greek hands amid a controversial tale of capture and damage. Now broken yet majestic, it resides in the Louvre, its full history forever uncertain.
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Yorgos Bottonia
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Wheeler Syndicate
The Malady's Fascinating Letter From Healer
A health officer received a letter from a colored woman who had attended his clinics. She describes severe illness that prevented two treatments and questions her ability to walk. The piece uses period language to reflect medical concerns and social context.
Prolongs Tones Device Smith Simon Cooper Brooklyn
A Brooklyn inventor Simon Cooper engineers a device for pianos to prolong tones after hammer strike. The system purportedly matches string vibration and sustains pitch electronically when the key is soft or depressed.
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