Squirrels Raid Attics In Suburban Jumble
The piece notes squirrels breaking into attics for lodgings. A suburban resident jokes about why the rodents would treat his home as headquarters. A separate quip describes a sleepwalking mail carrier who wakes after blowing a whistle.
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Boston Transcript
Link’s Quirky Trade Tale From the Old Town
The old man Link boasts of brisk business trading a pig for ten dollars then swapping up to a bicycle and finally selling it for ten dollars. He claims profits despite critics saying the deal yields nothing tangible.
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Yassah
Old Link
Don’t Rush and Theatrical Plans Mentioned in Slang
In dialog mentions in New York and Brooklyn Daily Eagle lines a boy and father discuss theater plans after browsing shop windows. Catty Jane comments on Jim’s originality while Jil jokes about marriage in a Montreal Gazette exchange.
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Zeke
New York
Ezekiel
Brooklyn Daily Eagle
Maniac Driver Crashes Into Seven Story Office Block
An exchange reports a speed maniacs head on crash into a seven story office building. After regaining consciousness he weakly murmured I blew my horn. The Toronto Globe notes the dramatic incident and the survivor's quip.
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Toronto Globe
Are you in the Social Register Says Miss Cayenne
A social exchange notes Miss Cayenne saying the family struggles to stay in good standing with the telephone directory during hard times. The line hints at social status pressures and practical effects on households.
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Miss Cayenne
Meaning Just What
A brief exchange between Mrs. B and Mrs. W about football fatalities. Mrs. B expects typical injuries this year. Mrs. W remarks on married men's exclusion from the game.
Comic Recluse Keeps Meals Smoke Free
A Venetian Gazette humor vignette contrasts a doctor advising against smoking at meals with a man who instead gives up meals. A separate cartoon caption quips about a jilted suitor who cannot forget a former love and has bought items on the installment plan.
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Venice
Gazzettino Illustrato
Not Mates Doorway Conversation of a Bruised Eye Joke
A humorous exchange contrasts quips about a bruised eye and winter hardship. A character recalls seeking trouble and the other explains the phrase in the dead of winter as a time of post holiday financial strain.
Birthday Gift Dilemma Sparks Curious Exchange
In a warm exchange a child questions what to give his mother for her birthday while another child confirms he received many nice presents. The playful banter hints at family joy and gift planning.
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Tommy
Stars Make Me Feel Small and Insignificant
The speaker contemplates the vastness of the firmament and their own small place within it. Another voice responds, suggesting this reflection recurs rather than being a one off moment.
Scoring Home Cooked Biscuits And Related Dishes
A home cooking guide discusses rating baked goods like biscuits and dumplings. It covers ingredient ratios for shortening and baking powder, mixing methods, and baking temperatures, with sample recipes for biscuits fruit rolls apple dumplings and shortcake dough.
Tragedy of Long Ago Revealed by Accident
Geologists uncover a limestone quarry cave in Durham England detailing eight family members who lived there 400 years before Christ. The cave shows a kitchen smoke marks, cattle milk residues, and bones buried under a collapsed roof after 2,300 years.
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Bishop Middleham
Durham
England
Fred
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