New Year’s bell prank tests Landers townsfolk and time
Old Foxton the janitor keeps railroad time in Landers town hall. On New Year’s Eve two youths plot to derail the clock by delaying the midnight bell. The scheme backfires as clocks align to railroad time and the town discovers their prank, leaving Foxton gagged yet free in the end.
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New Year Song by George Cooper in Indianapolis News
Poem reflects on bidding farewell to the Old Year with sorrow and welcoming the New Year with joy and hope. It contrasts past grief with future joy and urges greeting the New Year with renewed hearts and purpose. The verse celebrates friendship, progress, and a forward outlook for the coming year.
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George Cooper
Indianapolis News
We Have No Bananas and Other Old Song Lines
A light-hearted statesman notes learning from songs while Senator Sorghum warns of misreading history. The Washington Star quotes a posterity quip on tropical fruit scarcity. A rich man recalls success sparked by meals with his wife before hiring a cook.
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Washington Star
High Class Begging at Dinner with Judge Misplaced
A humorous vignette from Pearson's Magazine shows a caller insisting on access to the judge during dinner. The secretary explains the judge is at steak, delaying the meeting while a solicitor references marriage settlements and promised sums.
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Lord Blessus
Multirox
Pearson’s Magazine
Curate admire bulbs as opening time nears in London Tit-Bits
The note praises bulbs in bloom and teases a social toast. Mrs Bird and Mrs Binks are mentioned in a casual, neighbourly exchange about stepping out for a quick drink, reflecting light local chatter in a London periodical.
Not What They Ought to Be Laughing At Lunch
Marjorie refuses sweet pickles offered at luncheon after her aunt presses, noting she dislikes sweet things that ought to be sour. The exchange centers on Auntie’s pushy hospitality and Marjorie’s sharp reaction.
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Marjorie
Auntie
Why the Old One Is Comfy
A Boston Evening Transcript excerpt reveals a speaker recalling doubts about a husband buying a new car. The quips discuss traffic light cautions and warnings to watch where going. The tone suggests domestic commentary on vehicle purchases and safety concerns.
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Boston Evening Transcript
Thrown Back Sea Captain and Midshipman Dialog
A short dialogue from Pear son's Weekly depicts a sea captain lampooning a young midshipman. The cadet counters that the sea life has changed since the captain's era, highlighting generational shifts in maritime training.
Hefty Enough
A humorous quip notes doubt about a California trip as a wife overhears travel broadens one. The exchange suggests reluctance sparked by a casual remark.
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California
Twas Ever Thus
A speaker exhorts another about worry as a doctor warns to quit worrying or face consequences. The line hints at anxiety, stress, and a dismissive response to medical advice about mental health.
Satin frock pattern with chic jabot yoke design
Drawn pattern 2029 features a satin afternoon or evening dress with an integrated jabot and yoke, unique sleeve detailing, and pleated skirt panels for movement. Available in sizes 16 through 46. 4% yards of 39 inch fabric for size 36. Includes illustrated sewing instructions. send 15 cents to Sewing Circle Pattern Dept, New York City.
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Sewing Circle Pattern Department
West Seventeenth Street
New York City
No Joke About a Bride’s Teary Revelation
A quirky quote from a recent bride ends with a blunt remark about lessons learned since marriage. The speaker notes many things beyond onions can bring tears, hinting at humorous marital insight.
Modest Visitor and the Prisoner’s Pen Name Q&A
An excerpt from Santa Fe Magazine features a playful exchange between a visitor and a prisoner labeled 9742. The dialogue centers on names and identity, highlighting a joke about a pen name rather than a real name.
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Santa Fe Magazine
Tailless Pup Sought Retail After Gift Mixup
An elderly woman asks a clerk to “retail” a toy pup that was given as a gift and arrived with its tail cut off. The exchange characterizes a lighthearted domestic episode centered on a missing tail detail and a retail miscue.
Thunder Strikes Prompt Nervousness in Strong Man
A rugged man flinches at thunder while another recalls home as a reminder of danger and comfort. The exchange highlights fear in a typically fearless figure and a magnet for familiar worries.
Wee Betty-Mother Exchange Sparks Quick Debate
Defined Wee Betty explains being excited as a rush. Mother questions the meaning while Wee Betty describes excitement as moving fast. The playful exchange captures a child’s energetic view and a mother’s attempt to define a word.
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Wee Betty
Unclear Pub Stunt Report Questioned by Town Paper
Citizens dispute a reported stunt by Judge Bart described in local papers. The item notes the judge would not sit again for a month, prompting commentary on conduct and public response.
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Bart
Let Him Wait Doctor’s Absent-minded Visitor Meets Illness
A servant informs a doctor of a gentleman’s absence and illness. The patient insists on relaying that he is ill, while the doctor remains unaware and delayed.
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