Random Household Snippets and Sly City Parodies
A column of humorous clippings lampoons fashion, manners and current fads with wry asides. Jokes about tango dancers in prison, elopements with press agents, and выв garden hose misadventures populate a lighthearted miscellany. A Chicago girl and a dentist-like footpad anecdote contrast with a professor’s take on baseball as a nerve irritant.
New British Ambassador Enjoys Baseball Over Tennis or Golf
The new British ambassador is described as a baseball fan, viewed as a practical hobby compared with devotion to the tennis court or golfing.
Broadway Angels and Aviators Voice Courage on Travel
A fearless woman explorer argues Broadway needs mission aries more than Africa yet notes its angels. Orville Wright compares aviating to motoring, bolstering public confidence in travel and driving safety.
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Broadway
Africa
Orville Wright
New Jersey Schools Embrace Milking Cows Lesson
A fragment notes New Jersey schools teaching milking cows as a real world skill. It contrasts hazy views of marriage with a Missouri couple, claiming a Missouri woman chose practical life skills over traditional roles.
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New Jersey
Chicago police view union of housemaids in city
Police observers note the organization of the housemaids union in Chicago and the granting of use of the front parlor, signaling a level of acceptance and formal recognition within domestic labor circles.
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Chicago
Aging Pennsylvania Husband Jailed for Support
A ninety year old Pennsylvania husband was jailed for failing to support his wife. Critics condemn the incident as an example of serious neglect of family duty by the younger generation.
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Pennsylvania
Sit skirts banned in Los Angeles schools
Old authorities ban sit skirts in Los Angeles schools claiming pupils will improve their understanding by alternative methods.
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Los Angeles
Old Fogy
First Known Use of Slang Phrase I should worry
The inquiry seeks the origin of the slang line I should worry which hints at a first user. The note implies locating the original speaker and cautions against harsh treatment, noting many men live and repent.
Aviator's Nest for his Machine Sparks Terminology Debate
The discussion centers on a term for where the aviator stores his aircraft. Some propose nest or roost as fitting for the birdlike machine, while hangar is the traditional term. The choice reflects linguistic play and conventions in aviation language.
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Aves
Moon Talk Turned to Venus on Local Wires
A witty note questions if people would talk to Venus via a local wire instead of the man in the moon, joking about the abundance of telephone lines in the country.
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Moon
Venus
Mothers reject report of perfect baby on Lower East Side
Mothers across the country deny the claim that a perfect baby was found on the Lower East Side of New York, insisting their own child could not have been there and expressing doubt about the report.
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Lower East Side
New York
Physician indicts fly as carrier of infant paralysis
The writer questions the value of flies after noting a physician's claim that a fly may spread infant paralysis, challenging their usefulness and impact on public health.
Absent minded husband faces return to institution
A young New York man pleads he is so forgetful that after marriage to a new wife he forgot he already had a former wife. He seeks confinement where se clusion and quiet restore his memory.
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New York
Hving
West Virginia Mine Strike Inquiry Opens as Operators Present Case
In Charleston on June 17 the Senate Mine Strike Investigating Committee hears operators’ witnesses aiming to show fault lies with others for Paint Creek and Cabin Creek unrest. Miners renew the strike after mass meetings, with Eskadale and Rayford voting to stay out.
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Charleston
W. Va
West Virginia
Senate
Paint Creek
Cabin Creek
Paint
Cabin Creeks
Hatfield
Eskadale
Rayford
Lee Calvin
Holly Grove
Calvin
Quinn Morton
Cisco Estep
Bonner Hill
Washington
Swanson
Canadian Crop Report Shows Increased Wheat and Oats Areas
Ottawa June 16 A census bulletin gives preliminary estimates of grain sown and May conditions. May was cold and dry with frosts delaying growth. Canada's wheat area is 9,816,300 acres up 47,900 from 1912. oats 9,647,800 up 191,600. barley 1,425,200 up 10,000. rye 126,000 down 9,610. Northwest provinces wheat 9,013,800. oats 5,207,700. barley 852,600 with increases over last year of 52,000. 293,800. 42,800 respectively.
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Ottawa
Ont
Census and Statistics Office
Canada
Northwest
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Senate proposes broader free list for print paper
Washington reports that the senate finance committee amended the Underwood tariff bill to add provisions modeled on the Canadian reciprocity act of 1911. The change would extend export free status to print paper valued up to four cents a pound, contingent on no export duties licenses or prohibitions.
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Washington
Senate Finance Committee
Canada
Astor Estate Appraised as Largest in U S History
The estate of Colonel John Jacob Astor, lost in the Titanic disaster, is officially valued at 88 million dollars. Distributions include Vincent Astor 48.964 million, Mrs Madeline Force Astor 7.679 million, Muriel Astor 4.857 million, and John Jacob Astor II 2.923 million.
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New York
John Jacob Astor
Vincent Astor
Madeline Force Astor
Muriel Astor
Wireless scandal cleared by cabinet ministers
London June 16 cabinet ministers absolved by the parliamentary inquiry committee from all blame in the scandal alleged to surround contracts between the British government and Marconi Wireless company.
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London
Paoiam Entry Committee
Marconi Wireless Company
Bridgie Webber Stabbed After Rosenthal Testimony
New York reports principal Rosenthal witness Bridgie Webber was stabbed in the back on an East Side street. The attack follows press detail surrounding the Rosenthal case and leaves the witness injured.
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Bridgie Webber
East New York
New York
Wheat and cattle prices in Minneapolis and Duluth reports
June market notes show Wheat July and Sept futures with fractional gains and prices for No 1 northern No 2 relief No 3 corn and oats in Minneapolis. Duluth reports cattle steers cows calves and hops with lambs and sheep values, reflecting mid June wholesale levels in regional markets.
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Minneapolis
Duluth
South St. Paul
Hog and cattle markets close week with liberal hogs
Chicago live stock report notes hog offerings liberal on closing day while state supply remains small. Cattle buyers sought sellers reversing earlier conditions. Predictions urged prime steers may reach $10 before season end.
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Chicago
Locks Considered Satisfactory at Gatun Locks Test
Water was admitted Saturday to the Gatun locks for a test and it was considered completely satisfactory. The test marked the first time water entered the locks. Panama reports the procedure proceeded smoothly and met expectations.
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Panama
Jne
Gatun
Eleven Workmen Killed in New York Subway Excavation
Eleven workmen died and two were injured when rock and earth collapsed in the tunnel eighty feet underground during construction for a new subway. A blast earlier caused the collapse, with a beam support jolt blamed after a car loaded with stone struck it.
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New York
Canton Health Board Orders Weekly Baths For All Residents
Canton Ohio June 16 The board of health declares all residents must bathe at least once a week to stay clean. A five language notice will be posted in homes with limited soap and water, warning of a $25 fine and additional costs for noncompliance.
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Canton
Ohio
Board of Health
Boat Capsizes on Saskatchewan River Drowns Two Men
Edmonton authorities report that Robert Gilkerson aged 35 and Charles May aged 30 drowned when a small boat on the Saskatchewan River capsized near the riverbank.
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Edmonton
Alta
Robert Gilkerson
Charles May
Saskatchewan River
Wanted A Poet Laureate in London
London June 16 The poets laureateship vacant after Alfred Austins death carries 350 dollars a year plus 135 dollars instead of a butt of sack Premier Asquith told the House of Commons in reply to Arthur Lynchs inquiry as to salary Swift McNeill urged reviving the post of kings jester in a light exchange.
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London
Alfred Austin
Asquith
House of Commons
Arthur Lynch
West Claire
Swift McNeill
King's Jestor
Woman's suffrage urged for states in present session
Senator Ashhurst submitted the Woman's suffrage committee report urging passage of the Chamberlain resolution for a constitutional amendment granting women the right to vote. The report argues voting by women strengthens government and tests voter qualifications. Ashhurst plans forceful action for a vote without delaying tariff legislation.
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Washington
Ashhursat
Woman's Suffrage Committee
Republic
Ashhurst
Aviator Killed in Brooklands Mono Plane Crash
Lieutenant James R Kennedy of the Royal Flying Corps died when a monoplane crashed near Brooklands aerodrome in London. C Gordon Bell, also aboard as pilot, was seriously injured as the craft banked at low height during a turn at about 80 miles an hour.
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Felend
Njured
London
James R. Kennedy
Royal Flying Corps
C. Gordon Bell
Brooklands Aerodrome
Bell
Kennedy
Government printing office aided free sugar lobby, witness says
Senate lobby investigators heard Truman G. Palmer testify that the Government Printing Office produced more than 1.5 million anti free sugar pamphlets and free postage through congressional franks helped circulate them nationwide. He cited Sugar at a Glance and Finance Committee reports as widely distributed under franked postage.
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Washington
Government Printing Office
Post Office Department
Congressional
Frank
Senate
Truman G. Palmer
United States
Congress
Lodge
Finance Committee
Smoot
Curtis
Malloy
Pickett
Martin
Palmer
Federal Sugar Refining Company
Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen raises officers pay
In Washington on Friday the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen and Enginemen voted salary increases for all executive officers. The new schedule was not disclosed. A lively contest is anticipated over the selection of permanent headquarters. St. Louis joined the race for the next convention.
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Washington
Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen
Brotherhood
St. Louis
Advertising Clubs Conclude, Pick Toronto Next Year
The ninth annual convention of the Associated Advertising Clubs of America adjourned in Baltimore to meet in Toronto next year. William Woodhead of San Francisco was elected president with Walter B. Cherry of Syracuse as vice president. R. S. Florea of Indianapolis was re-elected secretary and T. D. Laquatte of Des Moines was named treasurer.
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Baltimore
Associated Advertising Clubs of America
Toronto
William Woodhead
San Francisco
Walter B. Cherry
Syracuse
N. Y
R. S. Florea
Indianapolis
T. D. Laquatte
Des Moines
San Francisco Chosen Convention City for 1914
San Francisco selected as the 1914 convention city by officers elected at a gathering of the Hotel and Restaurant Employes International Alliance and the Bartenders International League in Denver Colorado. Edward Flore of Buffalo was chosen president and J L Sullivan of Cincinnati secretary and treasurer. Eight vice presidents were named including Frank Hoffman of Minneapolis C W McCurdy of Des Moines and Miss Elizabeth Maloney of Chicago.
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Denver
Colo
International Alliance
International League
Edward Flore
Buffalo
J. L. Sullivan
Cincinnati
Frank Hoffman
Minneapolis
C. W. McCurdy
Des Moines
Elizabeth Maloney
Chicago
RAIL RATES UPHELD IN FOUR STATES BY SUPREME COURT
Washington June 17 The U S Supreme Court unanimously sustains state maximum rate laws in Missouri West Virginia Oregon and Arkansas with findings that the Missouri 2 cent and maximum freight laws are valid except for a few roads The court reserves Kentucky and adjourns until October reaffirming states rights The decision hinges on the 2 cent passenger law and the maximum freight law Specific lines judged confiscatory include St Louis & Hannibal Kansas City Clinton & Springfield Chicago Great Western while St Louis Southwestern Missouri Pacific Wabash Milwaukee and Chicago Alton are upheld
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Missouri
West Virginia
Oregon
Arkansas
Supreme Court
Hughes
Kentucky
Minnesota
St. Louis
Federals Suffer Heavy Losses as Insurgents Advance
Reports from El Paso say six hundred federals were killed or wounded in a May 29 battle at Sausillo during a campaign by Villa Chack and Hernandez. Insurgents, after defeating 1,200 federals, moved toward the state capital and captured Susihuirachic, a mining town west of Chihuahua City.
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el Paso
Tex
Sausillo
Chinahua
Villa
Chack
Hernandez
Parral
Susihuirachic
Chiuahua City
Eleanor Mint Drink Named After President’s Daughter
Washington crowds hail the Eleanor Mint a new Bryant rickey cousin in hot weather urging soda fountains to serve the temperance drink devised from Miss Eleanor Wilson directions. The recipe includes chocolate syrup mint water bisque glace whipped cream feraldite nuts and maraschino with care to keep cream separate.
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Eleanor
Washington
Bryant Rickey
Eleanor Mint
Eleanor Wilson
Dry Administration
Complete Rout of Moros on Mount Bagsag
Manila reports the American forces routed Moro defenders on Mount Bagsag with six Americans killed and seven wounded. All American casualties were Scouts. Earlier action last week left six Americans dead. Moro fatalities are unconfirmed.
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Manila
Bagsag
Jolo
Water Tests Begin for Panama Canal Locks
Panama June 17 Water admitted Saturday for the first time to test the locks and was reported to move through portions of the system as officials began early checks of the canal’s new capacity.
National Press Association opens annual meeting in Colorado Springs
Colorado Springs hosts the National Press association convention with editors from across the country in session. President A D Moffett of Elwood Indiana chairs proceedings as two women editors address the crowd on topics including laws that club the press and a woman s experience in journalism in the morning.
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Colorado Springs
National Press Association of America
A.D. Moffett
Elwood
Ind
L. R. Eastwood
Watertown
S. D
Herald
Tricet V. Strauss
Rockville
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