Representative Phil Campbell’s daughter buys a chameleon
A Kansas congressman’s daughter showcases a chameleon with a gold chain. A cattle dealer visitor asks how much lizards cost, prompting laughter and a quip about price per head. The anecdote highlights the congressman’s family and a quirky pet purchase.
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Phil” Campbell
Kansas
Campbell
Washington
Tumulty Receives LL D From New Jersey College
Secretary Tumulty is praised with an LL D from St Peter's College New Jersey as he Meets the President at his Washington desk. A Trenton politician asks about the degree and Tumulty prescribes a long walk for relief in a light city scene.
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Tumulty
St. Peter's College
New Jersey
Washington
Trenton
N. J
Mr. Tumulty
Navy aims to turn battleships into floating colleges
Secretary Daniels on a Pacific coast tour outlined a plan to convert every battleship and training station into a school. Enlisted men would receive three hours daily instruction from Annapolis undergraduates, offering a minor college education during service and preparing them for trades or professions after enlistment ends.
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Josephus Daniels
Daniels
Navy
Senator Norris Mistakenly Returns to Wrong Capitol Room
A humorous tale recounts Nebraska Senator Geo W Norris briefly mistaking a Washington car ride and the Peace Monument for his Senate office visit. He ends up in the former representative space room 214, realizing the mix up after a stenographer’s exclamation and noticing the room’s changed furniture.
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Geo. W. Norris
Nebraska
House of Representatives
Washington
Peace Monument
Senator Norris
Senate
Simple front-opening dress pattern 6312 for sizes 34 to 42
Practical fashions describe a one piece guimpe dress with a deep front cutout and smart collar. The skirt features three gores and a high waist. Pattern 6312 requires 43? yards of 36 inch fabric and specific amounts of lining and net, with purchase by sending 10 cents to Pattern Department of this paper.
Girl's Dress Pattern 6275 for 6 8 10 12 years
Pattern 6275 offers a waist and shirt frock with back yoke extending to the shoulders and arms. Open neck trimmed with revers, sleeves optional, belt plain or folded. Suitable for batiste, cotton crepe, voile and similar fabrics. Medium size uses 2½ yards of 36 inch material.
Odd Fact Exchange Turns On Policy Friction Joke
A New York fire insurance adjuster notes how opinions have shifted from doubt to certainty after a small blaze. He recalls asking a janitor for the cause and hearing a quip about the gap between a $500 value and a $1,000 policy.
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New York
New York Herald
We Get You Madam Remark Attributed To Lady
A fragmentary quote notes a lady saying her mother was the only aunt ever married. The remark compares to a Miltonic line about Eve and is framed as a mildly pointed social aside.
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Milton
Eve
Illinois Troops Hit by Rebel Guerrillas at Pilot Knob
In September 1861 the Thirty-third Illinois left Camp Butler for the front and occupied stations along the Iron Mountain line. At Big River bridge Jeff Thompson’s 700 Confederate raiders attacked Captain Elliott’s Company H, capturing Company E after a fierce defense in a cornfield and woodpile shelter. The stranded crew retreated, some taking refuge in a cave, while the unit was paroled and later joined the Frederickstown action against Thompson’s raiders.
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Camp Butler
Springfield
Ill
Pilot Knob
Thayer
Nebraska
St. Louis
William H. Edgar
Chicago
National Tribune
Lippincott
Big River Bridge
Jeff Thompson
Elliott
Thompson
Blackwell
Company E
Leutenant
Mineral Point
Elliot
Frederickstown
Halleck and the Teamster
General Halleck, in civilian clothes, assisted a mudded teamster and earned a scolding for driving harmfully. From the bluff the man vented his ire at the creek bridge, while Halleck quietly ordered its construction and enjoyed the anonymous tirade.
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Halleck
General Halleck
General Sherman
Farce Night at Camp Echoes with Pranks and Romance
A light spoof scene features a runaway prisoner joke and a late beau tale. Berger confesses a long distance romance while a drill sergeant scolds for neglecting discipline. The dialogue pokes at Wall Street speculators and their families who “plunge” into the swim.
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Wall Street
Wordplay and a Burlesque Jurisprudence Letter
A dispatch recounts Ashington gossip about Frank B. Willis and Wrisley Brown crafting a burlesque legal reply to a college professor who lampooned crime waves and justice. Brown’s spoof ends with grand phrases on mind control and free will, drawing taunts from Taft.
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Ashington
Frankb. Willis
Wool Town
Ohio
Wrisley Brown
Department of Justine
Taft
Department of Justice
Senate
Whisley
Brown
Winsiey Brown
Burroughs Finds Shelter in Dry State Blind Tiger Tale
John Burroughs with Ernest Thompson Seton and Glenn Buck visited the capitol. He described a dry state hamlet where only a blind tiger operated and recounted sleeping in a man’s bed after entering the liquor den and blowing out the light. A Swede appeared drunkenly as Burroughs woke.
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Ohn Burroughs
Ernest Thompson-Seton
Glenn Buck
Chicago
Capitol
Calamitous Cessation for Bobby's Little Lamb
A Georgetown youth loses his pet lamb after it escapes with his little cousin. The lamb butts his mother and child at the curb, sparking a crowd before the animal darts away like white lightning. No injuries reported beyond embarrassment as the lamb makes its getaway.
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Bobby
Mary
Bobby Blank
Georgetown
Pet
Son
Some Mighty Beautiful Things in the Constitution
Senator TOM MARTIN of Virginia is portrayed as a quiet, thoughtful legislator. He listens intently as constitutional sharks protest, then calmly leans back and speaks only when ready, signaling a restrained approach to fierce senate debates.
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Enator
Tom Martin
Virginia
South
Star
Tom
Martin
Senate
Mistah President and the right to amend
The speaker argues that although the Constitution and its framers are noble, times have changed. He emphasizes that the most beautiful element of the Constitution is the right to amend it, urging respect for the document while noting the need for adaptation. The passage highlights a push for constitutional flexibility.
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Mistah
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