Satire on modern habit and public work in odd musings
A collage of witty vignettes on child behavior, wealth, labor, and civic life. The writer mocks anxious parents, unemployed workers misused as shovels, and taxpayers, while lampooning grand plans for war profits, postal chicks, and May Day pageantry.
Neutrality in Case of War
The president and secretary of state seek a plan to preserve U S neutrality if war begins in Europe or elsewhere. Most Americans favor preemptive steps, including proposed senate resolutions to bar loans for munitions and to deny travel passports to Americans in war zones. The piece argues careful limits on involvement and trade to avoid entangling the United States.
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National quarrels echo on calm behavior
The remark compares disputes to households. until people settle and behave, progress stalls. It implies a general need for restraint and order in public affairs, aligning with a view that calm conduct governs both private and national matters.
Colleges and Athletics Subsidies Under Strain
The piece discusses college football funding and the dilemma of financing broader athletics. It notes crowds and money influence decisions, student reps and alumni generosity, and suggests independent athletics funding with emphasis on education over football prowess.
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Golden Streams
A Great Newspaper Man Adolph S. Ochs Passes Away
Adolph S. Ochs, longtime publisher of the New York Times, died recently. He built the paper into a premier source of substantial information and calm, truthful reporting, resisting sensationalism to serve the public with trustworthy journalism.
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Adolph S. Ochs
New York Times
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Peace talks at Stresa amid endless conferences
A gathering of statesmen and experts met in Stresa Italy to discuss maintaining peace in Europe. The piece notes many conferences fail to achieve results and quotes a Coolidge quip about talking not spending money, suggesting talks keep armies from fighting.
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Italy
Europe
Calvin Coolidge
Digging Graves with Teeth Says Dr Parker
Dr Ralph P Parker, a Pennsylvania physician, warns the average 50 year old has eaten over 50 tons of surplus food. He says excessive eating is a major fault and that people dig their graves with their teeth. Self control, he adds, is needed as taste pleasure fades quickly and harms the body.
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Ralph P. Parker
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Big Tourist Year Signals Winter Travel Boom
Winter resort reports show big business with crowds and spending, suggesting funds will be available for summer vacations. The piece notes money flows into trade and the eventual end of hoarding as people seek amusement, a factor that overcomes prior fears and obstacles.
Patchwork of jokes and jests in a local paper print
A jumble of quips and vignettes from a Chicago era page includes a citizen halting city hall, puns about taxes and apples as trademarks, skits about a cross-eyed store detective, donkey horsepower, and a minister’s humorous church sign. It blends satire and dialogue without a single cohesive news event.
Measuring a Man by What Angers Him
A reflection on anger as a gauge of character and the caution against practice shaping skill. It argues that repeated practice can mold vice as well as virtue, urging mindful repetition to avoid cultivating negativity.
Notice of Liquidation by First National Bank of Dolton
The First National Bank of Dolton in Illinois is closing its affairs and instructs all note holders and creditors to present notes and claims for payment. Signed by Dr M. Robert Weidner, president, 4189.
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