Fragmented Mosaic of Quips and Quotations in a Newspaper Page
A collage of puns poems and political snippets spans social commentary and satire. It touches on baldness research fashion safety humor crime and a farmer’s letter to the Navy about his enlisted son.
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Illinois
Navy Department
Navy
Amethyst Emblem Across Faiths and Roles
Amethyst symbolizes humility and sobriety and is tied to February Venus, Sagittarius in the zodiac, copper in metallurgy, St Matthew in Christian art, and the prelate's gem in bishop pastoral rings. Mrs McGee asks about damp sheets and a new maid offers to sprinkle them in the hotel.
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St. Matthew
Wise Resolution s Adhere to Counsels of Good Men
Epigraphical note reflects Cicero on steadfast resolve to follow wise counsel despite misfortune or death, highlighting enduring virtue and moral steadfastness. The line emphasizes disciplined character and philosophical guidance across hardship.
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Cicero
Peraive and forget an excellent moite phrase
A quoted line urges forgiveness and memory. The speaker warns that too many people forget to forgive and reflect on restraint, urging calm and mercy in daily conduct. The tone leans toward moral maxim and social grace.
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Moite
Cleanly Ancestors Hygiene Touts Ancient Soapmaking
The article notes that ancient Gauls produced soap over 2000 years ago using beech ash and goats fat while modern people vary in virtue, praising historical hygiene advances yet acknowledging habits lag in some.
Joy in Imagination in a Dungeon Scene
A man confined in a dungeon entertains himself with vivid scenes and landscapes imagined beyond the beauty of nature, illustrating the power of imagination to provide solace and wonder.
Forest Preserve Opens Dozens Of Baseball Diamonds
The forest preserve plans early spring play with twenty baseball diamonds ready as soon as weather permits. Chief forester Ransom Kennicott announced locations including Green Bay road south of Wheeling Harms timber Forest Glen Niles Des plaines Elk Grove Park Ridge Beverly Hills Thatcher's woods Chicago Heights Brookfield Lyons Palos Park Glenwood Halsted Calumet river Deerun Grove Beverly Hills to add three diamonds and Niles two forthcoming.
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Forest Preserve
Cook County
Ransom Kennicott
Green Bay Road
Wheeling
Harms Timber
Forest Glen
Niles
Desplaines
Elk Grove
Park Ridge
Beverly Hills
Thatcher’s Woods
Chicago Heights
Brookfield
Lyons
Palos Park
Glenwood
Halsted Street
Calumet River
Deervun Grove
WLS Moves Broadcasting Plant to Crete
WLS will relocate its broadcasting plant from Chicago to Crete, south of Harvey. A new station will replace the 500 watt equipment, with modern quarters and space for future units. Construction starts immediately and a two 200 foot towers will support the antenna. Remote control from the Sherman hotel will maintain contact with Chicago studios.
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WLS Broadcasting
Chicago
Harvey
Crete
Sherman Hotel
Coats of Many Colors Shape Joseph’s Rise to Power
The narrative notes Joseph’s coat of many colors signaling his favored status and foreshadowing his ascent to Egypt’s top political role, highlighting themes of favor and leadership.
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Joseph
Tle
Egypt
Columbia Record
First ascent of Mt Blane Packard and Belmat August 1786
The pair reached the Mt Blane summit, Europe’s highest point, on August 8, 1786. They remained at the top for 30 minutes as the thermometer dropped below freezing and provisions froze in their pouches.
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Packard
Belmat
Mt. Blane
Europe
Real Estate Quietly Bins Through Cemeteries
In a measured campaign the narrator notes slow land gains as cemeteries are acquired piece by piece. The tone reflects a patient, persistent approach to property control and legacy.
Illinois Central orders eighteen miles of train dispatching cable
The Illinois Central has placed an order for eighteen miles of telephone and telestanh cable for the entire initial electrification project. The cable will run in conduit beside the new rails for train dispatching and will be extended as electrification expands. Piles are being driven east of the Markham yard between Harvey and Homewood for the round house and shops to be built.
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Illinois Central
Markham Yard
Harvey
Homewood
Card of Thanks for Kindness During Sickness and Death
We thank neighbors and friends for kindness and sympathy during the sickness death and burial of our beloved husband and father especially Father Lieb reich those who sent flowers and also those who donated the use of their ears Mrs Steve Solomon and Son.
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Father Liebreich
Steve Solomon
Nothing Out of the Way Animosa Plant Stirs Nervous Reaction
A sensitive shrub named Animosa provokes nervous prostration when touched repeatedly. The text hints at a human-like impression in the plant and notes similar feelings experienced by others, including an unnamed observer.
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Neuy Times
Omaha Bee
Let loose the dogs of war in medieval siege tactics
The phrase Let loose the dogs of war traced to medieval warfare. Dogs were sent at enemy cavalry with kettles of burning resin on their backs causing fear, smoke, and flames to spook horses. Leather jackets protected the dogs if resin spilled during attacks.
One Born Every Minute Says Wall Street Dreamer
A Rochester Times-Union quip notes the belief that a persistent con man can outgain Wall Street, highlighting a strong conviction about beating markets. The line captures a skeptical take on get rich quick schemes and recurring investment scams.
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Wall Street
Rochester Times-Union
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