Jests and anecdotes mix in late page humor column
A collage of jokes and quips from ministers dentists and politicians fills a humor page. One tale mocks overzealous surgery while others offer wisecracks about marriage money and daily life with named figures such as Rep Jim Wright and Franklin P. Jones.
Barroom Duel Over Five Second Countdown
A feisty exchange erupts in a local bar as a steady drinker issues a sharp remark and a challenger counters with a taunt about a five second comeback. The drunken man tests the threat with a wary stare and a punchy, escalating standoff.
Teacher’s odd report day joke draws 41 pupils to porch
A junior high English teacher joked about living with students if grades failed. That night 41 pupils gathered on her porch after she returned home from dinner, prompting concern and attention from the Pennsylvania School Journal.
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Get Pigs Ready for the Show
County agent advises exercise of show pigs to avoid fatigue in heat and on full feed. Drive pigs 15 minutes daily in cool times, clip hair before the show, reduce feed by one quarter the day before, and avoid fighting in the ring, using a cane only to separate animals.
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Melvin Baker named national Bible Week chairman
Melvin H. Baker, head of National Gypsum Co. Buffalo, N Y, is named national chairman of the 16th Annual National Bible Week. The Laymen's National Committee lauds his rise from humble Tennessee beginnings to business leadership and active church work in Buffalo. Baker has served as president of National Gypsum and chairs Westminster Church trustees, with a national campaign to promote interest in the Holy Bible.
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Idaho Health Warns of Home Dangers to Children
Idaho health officials warn homes, averaging 1500 square feet, pose life threatening risks to children with accidents far surpassing other causes of death. They urge parents to review safeguards and practice steps, starting in the kitchen by securing poisons and keeping sharp objects out of reach.
Child Safety Rules At Home And Nearby Areas
Practical safety advice covers kitchens bathrooms living rooms yards and neighborhoods. It emphasizes locking up poisons firearms medicines and sharp tools, unplugging appliances, supervising children, securing windows gates and outlets, and avoiding dangerous areas like pools wells and construction sites.
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Lily Goms
Nash Seeks Republican Nomination for County Commissioner
D Ariel Nash pledges continued use of new equipment to maintain county roads and fiscal prudence. He cites a strong record in office and asks the Republican party for renomination.
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Franklin County
Weekend crashes account for most 2023 vehicle deaths and injuries
More than 41 percent of deaths and over 35 percent of injuries from motor vehicle accidents occurred on Saturdays and Sundays last year. The findings highlight weekend risks, with drivers and pedestrians urged to exercise extra caution.
The Autumn Equinox and the Great Year Cycle
An explanation of the autumn equinox date and shifting seasons, detailing why calendar dates drift from solar year timing. It notes 1955 fall begins Sept 23 at 2 42 p.m. EST, and describes equinoctial precession and the long cycle known as the Great Year.
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United States
Great Plains
Southeast
North Pacific States
National Geographic Society
Equator
Earth
Moon
Predatory Animal Board Meeting Declined In Soda Springs
Legal notice states no meeting for sheepmen in Bannock Bear Lake Caribou and Franklin counties. The gathering in Soda Springs Idaho Friday August 31 at 1 p m aims to elect a predatory animal control board for the coming year and conduct related business. Signed Charles P Tucker chairman and J T Jorgensen secretary.
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Bear Lake
Caribou
Franklin
Soda Springs
Idaho
Charles P. Tucker
J. T. Jorgensen
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