Various world notes and wry quips from the Plattsmouth Journal
A stitched-together column from the Plattsmouth Journal presents humorous and satirical items. It touches on inflation and corn shipments from Iowa, rising stock prices, U S international policy, royal antics, and light quips about Europe and Cuba. The piece blends jokes on politicians, monarchs, and everyday life in a breezy, period voice.
Baby boy presidency odds and Bible best seller
The piece notes a playful calculation that a baby boy has a one in thirty million chance of becoming president and that chance declines with age. It also repeats the common claim that the Holy Bible remains the year’s best selling book.
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United States
Michigan Marriage Fairy Tales and Global Musings
A quirky mix of notes: Detroit woman wed to the spirit of English chemist Theo dore Comstock dating back 509 years. Iowa University president favors applauding sermons while avoiding catcalls. Oil prospectors in the Valley of Death report artesian water sufficient to irrigate vast arid lands. King Edward proclaims robust health and readiness to defend his status. Travelers warn China readies for conflict. nations may regret teaching war.
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Sarah Williams
Detroit
Theodore Comstock
Merry Michigan
Valley of Death
Oklahoma
California
Philanthropy and indifference in charitable acts
The author argues charity is sometimes imposed but warns against indifference to real suffering. Emphasizes staying cautious and generous, especially now, to be on the safe side.
Europe Faces Demanding Challenge from Russia
A stern critique argues that Russia under the czar threatens Western civilization with Asiatic rule. It cites famine in Cherson, oppression in Poland, and violent attacks in St. Petersburg, warning that autocracy and expansion imperil European nations and provoke global countermeasures.
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Russia
Asia
Europe
China
Cherson
Black Sea
Mme. Sthuravkala
St. Petersburg
Merovingian Grave Unearthed in Gueltlingen with Ornate Helmet
An ancient grave in Gueltlingen Württemberg holds a princely warrior burial dating to Merovingian times. The helmet is richly carved with vine leaves and long-necked birds, and a unique inlaid purple-gas sword with gilt hilt accompanies it.
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Gueltlingen
Wurttemberg
Mesers, Lortet
Hugouneng
Messrs
Lortet
Gailard
No Old Maids in Russia Preserve Social Rule
The text discusses a Russian belief that single women are socially unacceptable. It describes arranged marriages or journeys abroad to marry, spreading rumors of foreign hospitality, long absence, and eventual return as a widow. The fiction of perpetual spinsterhood persists under czarist etiquette.
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Russia
Brought to the Point by a Whispered Engagement
A couple grows closer over seasons while avoiding a single question. She fears the truth of their engagement, yet a knock at the door pushes him toward a decisive moment as the velvet drawing room bears wear.
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Papa
Summertide
Kate
Jack
Lord Roseberrns Children Feature in Vivid Portraits
The article highlights the appealing aspects of Lord Roseberrn’s children, presenting a vivid portrait of their character and social standing within the aristocratic circle. It underscores their upbringing, education, and the public interest in noble family life.
Anticipating the Wreck in a Mountain Division Dispatch
An old train dispatcher recalls a bizarre incident on a single track mountain division. He describes an intense moment as a heavy load threatened a derailment and required split-second, decisive actions to avert disaster.
Largest gold coin in circulation and its rivals
The article notes the largest gold coin is the Anam roof ingot from a French colony in eastern Africa, valued around £65. It compares the new large pieces the obang of Japan about £10 and the benda of Ashantee about £9.
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O Anam
Africa
Japan
Ashantee
Time That Is Lost in Life Practically Wasted
A mathematical reflection on life span and daily time use suggests the average man has about nineteen years spare for work and almost nine hours daily spent on sleep and nonwork activities. It also notes Sundays and gatherings shorten usable years before pursuing purpose and country service.
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Rious
Last Herd of Bison and Scotty Philip’s Living Remnant
Frederick Dupree gathered a nucleus of bison that became the last large herd in the United States. About fifty full bloods and the same number of mixed bloods are now owned by James Philip of Fort Pierre known as Scotty Philip. The herd formed from calves taken twenty years ago when Dupree led a raid into the Little Missouri country to start a herd.
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United States
Missouri River
Rocky Mountains
James Philip
Fort Pierre
Scotty” Philip
Frederick Dupree
Missouri
Inipree
Vaccination In The Hub Dinner Party Tale
A dinner party story unfolds in Boston as a young woman reveals her vaccination, noting the pain and saying she was vaccinated there. The moment highlights humor and the social impact of public health at the time.
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Boston
Princess Royal title debated as duchess of Fife gains study
Increasing surprise in England as the duchess of Fife is not officially called princess royal. The title exists since George II and was once held by royal birth daughters. With Empress Frederick deceased, the question of two princesses royal alive at once has vanished, prompting conjecture on the designation.
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Rosebery
Lord Rosebery
Countess of
Crewe
Sybil Primrose
Lord Dalmeny
Eton
House of Commons
England
Princess Royal
Duchess of Fife
George II
Prince of
Hanover
George lI
Victoria
Frederick
Edward
Senator Clark Rapidly Purchases Preyer Picture Collection
Senator Clark of Montana arranged to buy the Preyer collection in Vienna. He arrived December 7 and, with Bre dings of The Hague gallery, examined sixty seven pictures in ninety five minutes. A contract was signed for 500000 dollars.
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Senator Clark
Montana
Preyer
Vienna
Orient Express
Clark
Herr Preyer
Bredins
Hague Gallery
New York World
Two-Tooth Thompson Captured by Vigilance Committee
The parson of the Bloody Gulch congregation reports that the vigilance committee has captured the horse-thief Two-Tooth Thompson and is bringing him in. He requests the Christmas tree be sent to the committee for a few minutes and will be returned in good order.
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Bloody Gulch
Two-Tooth Thompson
Clarence King Exposed Salted Mine Schemes in 1872
Noted geologist and scientific writer Clarence King exposed land salting in California that year, involving diamonds and rubies to defraud Rothschilds. His actions helped convict conspirators and he served in the National Academy of Sciences and European societies.
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Clarence King
California
National Academy of Science
Iodine Found In White Blood Cells
Following Grey and Bourcet, Bourcet and Stassand report iodine in blood normally as traces and show it contained exclusively in the leucocytes.
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Bourcet
Stassand
Grey
Philadelphia Times
Texas Legislature Votes On Poll Tax Amendment
The legislature proposes an amendment to the state constitution requiring a receipted poll tax bill or oath of payment before voting. The measure aims to boost public revenues and curb Mexican voter colonization near the Rio Grande during elections.
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Texas
Rio Grande River
Settlers in Saskatchewan Valley Praise New Home
A letter from Frank Fedley, Superintendent of Immigration, records settlers in Saskatchewan Township 43 Range 6 from Springfield Dakota who arrived 1899. They report excellent crops in 1900 with wheat about twenty bushels per acre and strong yields in oats barley potatoes and roots. They say the country is fine and prospects are excellent, noting a quicker start for poor men than in Dakota. Signed by Schultz Goshen Gore Dirks Unry Unry and Ratzner from South Dakota US.
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Rosthern
Frank Fedley
Saskatchewan
Springfield
Bonhomme County
Dakota
John H. Schultz
H. A. Goshen
S. Gore
B. H. Dirks
C. D. UN
Monument Planned in Paris for Victor Hugo Centenary
Paris to mark Victor Hugo birth centenary on February 26 with an imposing monument. The Musee Victor Hugo and his former Place des Vosges home to be opened, displaying relics and memorials of the great poet.
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Victor Hugo
Paris
Place Des Vosges
Ancient quip on rheumatism and Johpeen's 6088 clash
Fragmentary nostalgia line references a feud between rheumatism and Johpeen's 6088. A poetic boast implies the former defeats the latter, ending with a general exhortation about noble thoughts. The text invites readers to try the claim, noting druggists as a historical anchor.
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Johpeen
Don’ts for Women and Health Remedies Ad in One Page
A collage of public guidance and advertisements from a historical page. It includes tips for women such as not keeping a match box in a closet and avoiding cheap household products, plus multiple health patent remedies like Garfield Tea and Laxative Bromo Quinine. It also mentions Hed Cross Bail Blue and Pico’s Cure, with lines on happiness, cynicism, and advice for teething children.
Faceless Dyes Promise Quick Set in Sunlight
Putnam face less dyes claim rapid sun setting when washed or rubbed. Sold by druggists at 10 cents per package. The remark about satisfaction hints at a broader message about getting all that’s coming to them.
Kansas Leads In Wheat And Corn Value In 1900 Era
The Kansas State Board of Agriculture reports Kansas top in value of wheat and corn for 1896–1900 and 1900 alone. It notes Kansas ranks first in wheat value in 1900, fifth in corn value, and second in combined value per capita. Bushels produced total 2 995 985 308 for corn and 691 297 613 for wheat across 20 years. A Santa Fe booklet on Kansas resources is in preparation for early year distribution.
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Kansas State Board of Agriculture
U.S. Department of Agriculture
Kansas
Santa Fe Railway
Santa Fe
Pennsylvania Railroad
Pennsylvania
Hines
Defiance Cold Water Starch Stands Above The Rest
Consumers are told Defiance Cold Water Starch offers greater quantity and quality than rival brands, with claims of full value at low price. The advertisement highlights inferior sizes from competitors and promotes Defiance as the superior choice.
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Defiance
Anxiety and Autonomy in Uncertain Times
Anxiety about control grows into a wish for personal rule. A person faces potential arrest as tensions rise. Advertisers promote Hamlin's Wizard OIL as a general remedy for aches and pains. The note also claims Belgium prisons allow smoking only as a disciplinary reward.
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Belgium
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