Traveling a Thousand Miles to See a Beauty Spot
A collection of quips notes pessimists still hope for later triumphs and jokes about speed at the office. It references a criminal who demands mercy only after law enforcement acts, reflecting light local humor and social observations.
Mule's Kick Injures Missourian Lead to Rally in Second Inning
The excerpt notes a rough race among Missourians and locals, plus a satirical line about a driver honking to solve onstage confusion. It mentions saving during rain years, social labels, language Bible work, and a National League idea for China as a rallying point in a quip-filled, opinionated column.
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League of Nations
A. B
China
Quote on perspective from a distant culture
A reflective observation contrasts how the world appears as comedy to thinkers and tragedy to feelers. The author urges studying a people away from its cities to truly know them.
Miscellany of witty quips and cultural riffs from 1920s columnists
A collage of sharp asides and social observations. References range from Floyd Gibbons on Japan to welfare shoes in Milwaukee and a Miller County Autogram jab about work. The piece weaves humor about war, games, car models, jazz, and art with playful critiques of contemporary trends.
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Milwaukee
Mayonnaise vs Butter Diet Debate and Royal Papyrus Riddles
A pair of quirky notes pop up from a bygone era. First, a debate on whether mayonnaise should replace butter in sandwiches, with critics arguing butter could regain favor. Then historians question King John signing Magna Carta, claiming he could not write. A social host laments guests overstaying after gin runs out, noting no guest stays past forty five minutes.
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John
Times
Japanese government resignation linked to economic and Manchurian pressures
Observers attribute Wakatsuki's fall less to the Manchurian dispute and more to domestic economic woes, though the two crises are interrelated. The Minseito supports cooperation and milder China policy, while Seiyukai leans imperialist. boycott in China worsens Japan's trade downturn.
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Wakatsuki
Japan
Reijiro Wakatsuki
Yuko Hamaguchi
Minseito Party
Seiyukai Party
Minseito
China
Seiyukai
United States
Manchuria
Appearance versus flavor in shopping and life
An experiment with six apple varieties shows tasters ranked by flavor when tasting and by appearance when buying. Delicious tops flavor but ranks fifth in appearance, while Rome Beauty looks best yet ranks second to last in flavor. The lesson: buyers should align purchases with intended use and appearances influence choices. sellers should match presentation to product nature.
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Delicious
McIntosh
Baldwin
Winesap
Rome Beauty
Rhode Island
Rome
Mailing List Waste Huge and Ineffective Advertising
Burton G. Cowles cites the Post Office dead letter division showing 1931 losses of 325000 dollars due to obsolete mailing lists and lack of return envelopes. He notes 6450164 letters with advertising matter, about a third of dead letters, plus larger third class mail discarded for insufficient addresses. He argues for newspaper ads as a direct, widely read alternative. The piece ends with a quip about an American actress marrying an Englishman.
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Burton G. Cowles
Civil Sion
Post Office Department
Towed Flivver in Legal Departure At Scene
The Detroit News reports a vintage college era car seen at the accident site was being towed away in a lawful manner, not driven away illegally.
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Detroit News
Honoring the Swedes at John Hanson ceremony
The John Morton Memorial museum in League Island Park hosted a ceremony recalling Swedish contributions to the Lower Delaware valley and their descendants role in the revolution. Historians credit the Swedes with early Delaware settlement and fair dealings with Indigenous peoples aiding Pennsylvanian policy. John Hanson, descendant of Swedish pioneers and president of the first Continental Congress, cast the deciding vote for Pennsylvania’s support of the Declaration of Independence.
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John Morton Memorial Museum
League Island Park
Delaware Valley
Albert B. Hart
Harvard University
Delaware River Valley
William Penn
Pennsylvania
South Jersey
Delaware
John Hanson
Continental Congress
Benjamin Franklin
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Parents describe child age range in uncertain terms
A man notes his child is at an age where he thinks his parents want to get rid of him. He estimates the child as between nine and twelve while placing the parents around forty.
Rail wage row tests new rail plan and arbitration act
The Interstate Commerce Commission backs a railroad loan pool to support weaker lines as unions threaten a wage cut. Chicago delegates, about 1.5 million railroad workers, push for arbitration while a strike vote looms. The Railway Labor Act outlines steps to settle disputes, including mediation, arbitration boards, and emergency inquiries to avoid strikes.
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Interstate Comerce Commission
Chicago
Regulatory Commission
Railway Age
One Western Railway
Brotherhood of Maintenance of Way
Board of Mediation
Governors elect Moore vows tight staff pruning in New Jersey
Governor-elect A. Harry Moore declares spending cuts and a sweeping pruning of commissions and boards to save taxpayers money. He aims for restraint on appointments, noting the state is overrun with officials and political hangers on. The nation watches for promised reforms and disciplined governance.
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A. Harry Moore
New Jersey
Homicidal Motorist Conviction Seen As Street Safety Key
The text argues that captur e conviction and punishment of a homicidal motorist deliver greater safety gains than threats or appeals by authorities. It frames legal action as the most effective deterrent in preventing dangerous driving and protecting the public.
Congregational Church at Avoca Burned to Ground
A 25 year old frame Congregational church in Avoca Cass County burned last night after 10 pm. Residents fought flames but the structure became a smoldering ruin though some seats were removed to ease heat. Loss valued around 5000 dollars with partial insurance coverage.
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Congregational Church
Avoca
Cass County
Local Notes Highlight Visits and Travel
Miss Ruth Tidball visited Lincoln for a day with friends while on a school break. W B Banning of Union sought the Democratic nomination for state senator and attended to business in the city. Ward Whalen traveled to Clarinda Iowa for his niece Virginia James illness, returning home last night. Tony Klimm of south of the city spent a few hours on business and visiting friends. August Pautsch and William Elmer Schaefert from near Louisville joined Mr and Mrs. August Pautsch for Monday business remarks. E T Hughes and Mrs Gretna visited the city for a brief family gathering yesterday.
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Ruth Tidball
Lincoln
W. B. Banning
Union
Ward Whalen
Clarinda
Iowa
Virginia James
Tony Klimm
August Pautsch
William and Elmer Schaefert
Louisville
Order of hearing and notice of probate of will
In Cass County Nebraska the County Court orders that Ruben B. Saxon may prove the last will of Floyd M. Saxon. A hearing is set for December 26 1931 at 2 PM to show cause. Notice to interested parties will run in the Plattsmouth Journal for three weeks.
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Floyd M. Saxon
Ruben B. Saxon
Plattsmouth
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