Quotable Lines on Life and Language from a Light Column
A playful column riffs on aging and vitality, politics and machines, spelling debates Pekin or Peking and the fate of education. It notes a candidate on the stump, jokes about oil and machinery, and asks who will grow turnips if schooling stays as is.
Cartoonist Quip and Trotzky Bath Rumor Reported
A cartoonist jokes that he spends most time drawing elephants and donkeys. The piece notes that agreement with the Weekblad is rare, and reports Trotzky, sick and in exile, is said to be taking baths, seen as a bad sign for a Communist.
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Trotzky
Dr. Work Named New Republican Chairman
Dr. Work is installed as the new Republican chairman as party supporters express hope he will manage workload without overextending himself.
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Dr. Work
New Republican
Chicago Train Robbers Lose Edge With Woman Involved
A historical note reports that the Chicago train robbers would likely have escaped punishment if they had not trusted a woman. This fragment suggests added risk from insider assistance and social entanglements in the case.
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Chicago
Bryn Mawr Doctor Praises Algebra Over Radio
Dr. Rogers of Bryn Mawr declares that algebra is more amazing than radio to the small boy, emphasizing the wonder of mathematics and its appeal to youth.
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Dr. Rogers
Bryn Mawr
Fashion Note on Skirted Knees Reveals Style Cues
A fashion note remarks that knees should just peep from below the skirt while noting many outfits still expose more. The commentary reflects mid century style expectations about modesty and length in garments.
Fortunate note on radio campaign oratory and summer static
The text observes that static disrupts radio campaign oratory in summer, framing it as a fortunate outcome amid concerns over campaign messaging and technical quality during warm months. It emphasizes the impact of weather on audio clarity and communication effectiveness.
Near beer debate leaves fate unresolved for drinkers
In spite of ongoing discussion, observers note no progress toward making near beer truly resemble regular beer. The exchange reflects cautious optimism but lacks a clear path or timetable for a closer approximation.
Harry Lauder Keeps 400 Canes For Free Upkeep
The eminent Scotch entertainer Harry Lauder owns 400 canes and incurs no cost for their upkeep, ensuring his peace of mind.
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Harry Lauder
Hops Grapes Quandary in Buck Brush Farm Tale
Al and Herbert perplexed by crops as the piece contrasts hops and grapevines with buck brush and sweet potatoes, highlighting uncertainties in farm choices and potential misidentifications of crops.
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Herbert
In the game in politics women uncovering inner secrets
A remark notes that in politics women will never know many inner secrets, calling it a blessing for women. The statement frames political life as offering concealment from hidden power dynamics and intimate knowledge.
The Older You Get Happiness Beyond Revenge
The speaker reflects that with age one learns happiness often comes from peaceful gains rather than returning anger. Personal growth, contentment from simple rewards, and steady progress replace the urge for payback as a source of fulfillment.
Women to qualify as delegates as politics opens
Women move toward delegate eligibility for conventions while many take up smoking, reflecting shifting social norms and emerging gender roles.
Quarrel-Free Peace Cited By Elder Says Peace Needs Fight
An older man asserts that lasting peace requires effort and conflict avoidance alone is not enough. He argues that true peace must be earned, not simply claimed, and urges action rather than passive acceptance.
Cat mothers carry kittens by the scruff instinct
A natural instinct in animals explains why a mother cat can lift and carry her newborn kittens by the back of the neck, a behavior observed as part of maternal care.
Adventurer Reaches Niagara Falls With Public suspense Eased
Going over Niagara Falls has the advantage of not keeping everybody in suspense a week or two wondering if the adventurer will make it.
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Niagara Falls
Des Moines actor arrested during performance
A Des Moines stage actor was taken into custody amid a show as authorities stopped the performance. The incident halted the production and no injuries were reported.
Living on credit, hard to collect, says old ledger
The speaker notes that while the world owes every man a living, collecting debts from those who run credit business is nearly as difficult as earning it. He reflects on the persistent challenges of debt recovery in commerce.
Nothing bothers us very much in this life
The speaker reflects on acceptance of mortality and the futility of clinging to worldly possessions as they acknowledge the inevitability of leaving this world. The tone is contemplative, emphasizing the idea that material ties are temporary and death is certain.
Difference Between Success and Failure Cited Quote
A brief reflection notes that the successful person stands for something while the other gives in to something. The saying emphasizes conviction over compromise as a driver of achievement.
Rolling pin and can opener cited as nuptial weapons
A playful note suggests household tools like the rolling pin and can opener have become essential elements in modern marriage agreements, framing domestic items as symbolic weapons or negotiating tools within nuptial rituals.
Doctor Speaks On Footwear Fashion Impact
A medical voice weighs in on how women’s shoe styles affect posture and foot health, noting potential long term consequences. The discussion considers modern trends, comfort versus style, and the need for informed choices.
Doctor's harsh talk sparking debate on patient care
The discussion centers on a physician described as harsh and transactional, with crass remarks about patients and earnings. Critics argue the tone reflects poor bedside manner and potential exploitation, while supporters claim blunt honesty in challenging medical norms.
Prayer customs and playful jabs in old Chicago life
Episcopal ministers in Chicago debated prayers for both parents at a birth and joked about the duties of future leaders. The piece humorously muses on the perks of becoming governor or president and whimsically imagines reclaiming dumped trash to confront a town’s littering.
Coolidge Preparing Short Ten Minute Speech Says AP
The Associated Press dispatch notes President Coolidge is preparing to deliver a brief ten minute address. If he extends to a longer ten minute remarks, observers say it could become a bigger news event.
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Associated Press
Coolidge
Wise Owl Proves Quiet, Not All Birds Speak Loud
The text notes the owl earns wisdom for seldom hats and contrasts the rooster who crows loudly. though roasted, the rooster remains a valuable bird. The owl’s value lies in restraint and quiet insight rather than noisy display.
Undefined Voice Preferences On Radio Singers
A reader criticizes radio broadcasts praising loud singers. They prefer authentic artistry over screeching performances and favor informative lectures about wild cats. The note expresses a dislike for the current soprano style.
Pity as foresight of mis fortunes and mutual aid
The passage links pity to awareness of others misfortunes and future disasters. It argues that helping others creates reciprocal kindnesses, since assisting the unfortunate is really assistance to ourselves.
Advice From Old People To The Young
Old people give advice to the young as a duty, but much of it is faulty or unbacked by clear example. The piece notes that while elders claim to help, their guidance often lacks practical merit and visible personal support.
Knoxville Express and Journal feud over party roles in Iowa delegation
The piece notes Casey of the Knoxville Express being crowded from the Iowa delegation to the Houston convention while Brother Curtis of the Journal becomes seventh district Republican committee member. Curtis, a Republican, is paid about $500 for printing the road bond act for thirteen weeks, a sum the writer suggests exceeds value. Casey, a Democrat, is portrayed as having only a clear conscience. The remark ends with a view that editors who do not seek office are more enjoyable.
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Knoxville Express
Iowa
Houston
Curtis
Journal
Republican State Committee
Platt Amendment cited as trait admired by Tamany candidate
The piece questions Governor Smith as a potential president, noting his Irish background and Tammany ties. It argues he lacks knowledge of the West and Cuba’s independence, and that he supports legalized liquor, a point others in the party praise yet which the author deems problematic. The author warns voters three months remain before the election.
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United States
Cuba
Spain
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West
Observations on publicity and show promoters in town life
The column critiques how old views clash with youth, touches on Henry Ford and politics, then shifts to local promotion ethics. It argues editors deserve courtesy tickets and fair publicity from organizers, noting newspapers rely on comps but resent moochers who shift perks to others while pressuring free coverage.
Absent Commoner at Conventions Noted Figure
Crowds filled Kansas City and Houston for conventions but William Jennings Bryan was missing. The Commoner had attended every presidential convention from 1896 until his death on July 26 1926, serving as candidate, adviser, or reporter at both parties’ gatherings.
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Kansas City
Houston
William Jennings Bryan
Dayton
Tennessee
Recitation Mix Up Tells A Frantic Friday Tale
A boy named Robert Reese forgets his spoken piece and ad libs a string of lines from various works and phrases. The crowd watches as he improvises through Shakespeare, poetry, history, and famous quotations.
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Robert Reese
William Jennings Bryan remembered as a hearty eater
The piece recalls Bryan's habit of eating with cub reporters at the World Herald in Omaha and later with plain food at national events. It notes his conviviality with ordinary newspaper workers and suggests overeating hastened his death after recent conventions, while his views would have still thrilled readers.
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Political attack on Al Smith by Democratic newspapers
The text critiques Democratic newspapers promoting Al Smith as a presidential candidate while condemning their self interest and Tammany ties. It claims Smith is portrayed as a friendly Irishman who serves as a means for grafters to exploit taxpayers, noting his long public salary from public funds and questioning editors who praise him despite faults.
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al’ Smith
New York
Smith
Iowa
Fragmentary Verse Line Sparks Reading Duel
A garbled line from a poetry selection mentions Charie Chester and Stanley. The text includes a phrase about a boy on a burning deck and a pledge to go on forever, attributed to a Selected collection.
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Charie
Chester
Stanley
Northwood Bank Robbed After Jesse James Visit
Report says Jesse James and his gang were seen at the picture theatre Wednesday evening in Northwood. Friday morning the First National Bank of Northwood was robbed by a gang. The town buzzes over the incident and possible gang connections.
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Jesse James
Picture Theatre
Northwood
First National Bank of Northwood
Watson
Sumner Gazette-Senator Brookhart in the Republican fold
Editors discuss Senator Brookhart’s shift toward pro party unity and compare him to Kenyon. They note his past as a people’s champion and warn of church involvement in politics. Philippine tensions cited with Manila papers quoting bishops urging Catholic candidates.
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Sumner Gazette
Brookhart
Kenyon
Cost of a car for the average motorist
The American Motorists Association reports owning and operating a car costs about $365 yearly, roughly $1 per day, based on a $953 new car price and seven year life. Depreciation leads at $136 yearly, with operation and maintenance at $229: fuel $10, repairs $88, tires $40. no garage expense allowance.
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Oskaloosa Times-Globe
American Motorists’ Association
A Landmark in Danger Voices on Church State Lines
The piece recalls the long standing view that religion should not sway state affairs. It notes rumors of a church seeking political power by controlling adherents and promoting church state fusion, urging caution against such influence while defending freedom of opinion.
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Scotties Rite Bulletin
United States
Central College Chronicle 1908 Items July 23
Twenty years ago this column notes Central college students Vernon Curis and Maye Crew wed at Central City. Edmand of Pella dies at Guthrie City aged 49. Kling injured in run away on Parker bridge hill. Bert Thomas owns mules valued at 700 dollars used for heavy town work. Louilla figures Louilla Press editor Henri Gaddis and others motor to Pella. roads good for quick trip. Stella Clark leaves for Baltic South Dakota to visit sister and then return to Monroe as assistant high school principal. John Van Hemert and Jacob Sterrenburg travel beyond Otley on business. Wild west riders perform bucking horse exhibition at the college athletic field.
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Chronicle
Vernon Curis
Maye Crew
Central College
Central City
Albert G. Edmand
T. J. Edmand
Pella
Guthrie City
Adam Kling
Parker Bridge
Bert Thomas
Henri L. Gaddis
Louilla
Jerry Wilcox
T. B. McDonald
J.E. Hetherington
Ahe
John van Hemert
Jacob Sterrenburg
Otley
Print Shop Damaged After Anti Smith Job
Syracuse NY a damaged printing plant belonging to H Edward Newton was wrecked after he printed pamphlets attacking Governor Alfred E Smith. Unknown men forced entry shattered windows dumped type into the street and stole printed matter. They ordered him to stop printing and distributing the pamphlets.
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Syracuse
N Y
Alfred E. Smith
H. Edward Newton
Associated Press
Newton
Passenger Bus Schedule Through Prairie City and Monroe
Passenger bus schedule lists three daily Des Moines departures from Pella with 12 40 p m 4 68 p m and 3 40 p m times plus Pella to Oskaloosa at 2 35 p m 6 05 p m 1 5 p m and 8 00 p m with connections at Monroe to Knoxville and through Oskaloosa to Ottumwa all buses except late evening run through Monroe and Oskaloosa. The Des Moines to Pella leg takes one hour fifty minutes and the Oskaloosa to Pella leg forty minutes.
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Prairie City
Monroe
Fella
Oskaloosa
Knoxville
Pella
Des Moines
Des Mon
Ottumwa
Eave Oskaloo
Rock Island Train Schedule Summary
Eastbound and westbound passenger and local freight trains operate between Des Moines, Ottumwa, Keokuk, and Eldon with varying daily patterns. Specific times include No. 470 at 9 12 a m and No. 474 at 8 02 p m and freight No. 881 at 8 40 a m. the Limited and Local Pass services appear with several listed times, some not stopping at Howell. Freight cutoffs require shipments by 5 00 p m the prior day.
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Des Moines
Ottumwa
Keokuk
Eldon
Wabash
Howell
Iowa
Harvey
A Well Spent Life in Germany and the Gospel
A historical note recounts a German Roman Catholic priest Martin Boss who converts after a godly dying woman speaks of the well spent life of Christ. It argues only the life of Jesus is truly well spent and that faith in Him brings salvation, new birth, and living for God.
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Germany
Martin Boss
Jesus Christ
Earth
Son of God
God
Proof of Will Notice in Marion County Iowa
Notice filed in Marion County Iowa Clerk of District Court for Renier Dieleman last will and testament to be heard August 10 1928 at Knoxville Iowa all interested persons may appear Walter Kester Clerk of District Court Knoxville Iowa July 11 1928
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District Court of
Iowa
Marion County
Renier Dieleman
Knoxville
Walter Kester
Notice for Bids for Coal for Pella District
Sealed bids for lump coal will be received by the Secretary of the Independent School District of Pella for delivery to different school buildings during the winter of 1928 1929. Bids must be in by noon August 18 1928. The Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids. Peter van Sittert, Secretary.
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Independent School District of
Pella
Peter van Sittert
TWO'S A CROWD AT A CHURCH SUPPER OYSTER TALE
A humorous short scene has two oysters in a pot of milk preparing for a stew. The small oyster wonders where they are and the larger replies they are at a church supper, prompting the question of why both are needed.
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