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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 29, 1933

Page

6

Lowly Onion Is Given Big Hand

A warm column praises the onion as essential in many dishes and offers varied recipes. The writer shares tips on using onion juice, cautions about digestibility of fried onions, and presents quick and French fried onion preparations with stock, cheese, and butter based methods.

Man's Walnut Coffin Made From Beloved Trees

Morrill Kansas resident George W Kendall who planted walnut trees on his farm over sixty years ago had a coffin made from lumber from those trees. At seventy nine he praises the coffin though his wife does not share the sentiment about the unusual furniture.

Morrill Kan George W. Kendall Kendall

Traffic court at Mulberry street endures busy days

The article describes New York City traffic court at 800 Mulberry Street as a high volume, fast moving arena established in 1916. It details crowds, wait times, mass processing, occasional magistrate relief, and the penalties of $2 fines plus the social costs of facing judgment.

Mulberry Street New York City Centre Street

Home Remedy Tips From a Neighbor

A neighbor shares practical household tips on kitchen and laundry tasks. Use a wooden spoon to beat mashed potatoes, press grease from fabric with browned paper and heat, and warm cold molasses to pour. Cautions include avoiding heavy dumplings for invalids and children and keeping the pot lid tight during cooking.

Associated Newspapers WNU

Why Do We Say That a Person Is Hide Bound

The phrase hide bound meaning narrow minded dates back centuries. It originates in agriculture describing cattle so malnourished their skin clung to bones. An early use appears in 1606’s Return from Parnassus reported by Bell Syndicate WNU Service.

Bell Syndicate WNU Parnassus WNU Service

Swedish Memorial Marks Pact of Three Kings

A granite memorial will honor the 833 year old pact by three kings who met at Kungely on Sweden's west coast. The ceremony will celebrate historical treaty ties among the royal houses and regional leaders.

Stockholm Kungely Sweden

Lack of Jobs Traps Men Near Freedom in Eastern Penitentiary

Nearly 100 inmates nearing release remain jailed at Eastern Penitentiary as society cannot provide jobs. Parole law requires $60, sponsors, and means of livelihood, but none have jobs promised. Officials fear freed men may violate paroles and face longer sentences.

Philadelphia Eastern Penitentiary Pennsylvania

Historic Scandinavian meeting on Bohus and Malmo

A castle monument marks a 1100 A D gathering of King Inge of Sweden Magnus of Norway and Erik of Denmark on a Bohus island. They resolved to friendship by a handshake instead of a treaty, a rare medieval event. In 1914 Gustaf of Sweden hosted Denmark and Norway in Malmo to pledge unity during World War I.

Bohus Inge Sweden Magnus Norway Erik Denmark Scandinavia Gustaf Malmo

Chiseler remembers a wrong number marriage proposal

The chiselers recount a comic line where a caller proposed by telephone to an aunt with the punchline that the man had the wrong number. The anecdote highlights mistaken identity and a humorous family moment.

Dogs Call for Help from Locked Store Telephones

In Baltimore Nick and Dick two dogs locked in their owner's produce store used the phone to call for assistance The operator heard odd noises on the line Police found the dogs had knocked the phone off the desk and kept warm by running and barking through the store

Baltimore Nick

American Animals Flying Squirrel Description

The passage describes a flying squirrel as an active nocturnal creature that glides between trees using loose skin. It notes a glossy brown coat, large black eyes, and a cautious personality, portraying it as a clever pet.

The Logic of the Situation

Mrs Peck accuses Henry of not staying awake to hear her club essay on Women in Politics. Henry says he already knew it and suggests his deference was proven as she slept through the persuasive logic. The exchange reveals witty banter over political topics and attentiveness.

Roosevelt Eddie Cantor Marie Dressler A. Lawrence Lowell Harvard University Henry

All Over Now at the Summer Resort

A seaside resort tale features a woman recalling how she drew crowds of men with ease and humor. She jokes about not needing her most extreme bathing suits to attract attention, highlighting playful social dynamics.

Burglar Rumor Silenced by Father in Midnight Quip

A father wakes to a child's fear of a downstairs burglar. He reassures the boy and jokes that the intruder will get nothing here but practice, turning a scary moment into a lesson on discipline. The exchange reflects parental calm in a tense late night moment.

Father Sonny

Seven Years Not Home Answers Mrs Iggs Question

Mrs Iggs asks Mrs Arris if her husband has grown tired of her. Mrs Arris responds to the question with a remark about the husband not being home for seven years.

Generous Portion Exchange Turns on a Promise

A medical specialist offers a10 dollar exam with a share of proceeds, prompting the victim to agree and propose half of the payoff if the finding is favorable. The brief exchange suggests a potential scam or improper inducement under dispute.

Commercial school for girls sees high marriage rate

Report notes that 60 percent of pupils from a girls' commercial school married their employers, marking a notable social outcome.

Snow Drifts Boastful Candidate Rampant in Debate

Citizens quip during political exchange with a jab about sweeping issues. A candidate boasts of sweeping changes while a weary resident jokes about street cleaning leadership.

Unknown Language Baby Speaks Words Challenge

A visitor teases a mother about her baby brother’s speech while the child jokes that he can say many words but cannot recognize any of them. The dialogue highlights playful family exchange and curiosity about language development.

Lady Visitor Bobby

Oh Mercy Line Cartoon Joke About Moth Life

A cartoon caption jokes that a moth endures a hard life spending summer in a fur coat and winter in a bathing suit highlighting a witty seasonal contrast.

Save the Pieces Aviator Takes Nervous Friend Up

An aviator takes a timid friend on a flight for the first time. The aircraft abruptly dives as the friend cries to exit fearing the earth swells like a balloon and may burst, prompting a frightening moment in the cockpit.

Teacher Johnny Dilemma Sparks Price for Parents

A teacher warns Johnny that action is needed and that the family must be consulted. Johnny objects, saying it will cost ten dollars and claims the father is a doctor.

Johnny

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