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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 15, 1933

Page

6

Hurry Disease In Big City Life On New York Streets

Magistrate Frederick Hughes notes New Yorkers rush everywhere and risk mishaps from subway falls to crowded sidewalks. The piece cites pedestrians racing for buses, drivers beating traffic lights, and a Times Square example of near chaos. It also mentions a Grand Central mishap and a strike at a fur store, plus perfume habits of Americans and Europeans as observed by Raymond Barbas.

Frederick Hughes Broadway Fifth Avenue Times Square Sixth Avenue Forty-second Street New York New Haven Grand Central Station

Vacation Dreams at a Budget Oasis

A couple chats about spending a vacation at a budget spot where $12.98 stretches far. The man brims with anticipation while the woman nods, noting value and enjoyment can coexist with frugal planning.

Quills of the Porcupine Dress and Defense Tale

A colorful poem depicts a disliked chap with sharp quills that puff up when frightened. It notes rumors he can shoot them but the woods’ students say he only slaps his tail. Ancient peoples dyed quills for shirts and buckskin shoes.

My Neighbor Says

A vintage tip column describes kitchen hacks to remove fat from hot soup by straining through wet cheesecloth, improve light by cleaning dirt from gas burners, prevent egg cracks by cooling eggs before boiling, and restore luster to varnished floors with cold tea.

Associated News WNU Eahors

Bavarian Pillory Returns for Grape Thieves in Bavaria

Reports describe Germany reviving the medieval pillory as punishment for grape theft in Bavarian market squares. The first device stands in Albertsweiler with a 24 hour exposure, followed by transfer to a concentration camp. Bavaria also rounds up 130 beggars in Landshut and plans labor detachments for men under 25.

Berlin Germany Bavaria Albertsweiller Landshut Lower

Grave Section Keeps Lonely Worker's Grave Green

For 40 years Holdenville Oklahoma section crews tend a grave beside the Rock Island line east of Holdenville. The worker known only as Hill died in 1893 when the railroad crossed Indian territory. Stones mark the mound and the grass is kept neat as engineers salute with a whistle blast as they pass the grave section.

Holdenville Okla Indian Territory Rock Island

Potatoes Merit Place On Menu and Diet Value

An article from 1933 argues potatoes offer strong nutrition at low cost. It contrasts calories with protein iron and vitamins and promotes baking or boiling potatoes with skins for maximum nutrients. It offers recipes and urges using potatoes to stretch vegetable budgets.

Why Is It Bedlam A Word With a World History

The piece explains that Bedlam derives from Bethlehem and Bethlehem Hospital in London, tracing its evolution from a medieval charity to a famed asylum. It links the word’s history to the birth of Christianity, the Crusades, Henry VIII’s reforms, and global religious shifts spanning 1,500 years.

Bedlam Bethlehem London St. Mary of Bethlehem Henry VIII Bethlehem Hospital Gremough and Kittredge Holy Land Europe England Katherine of Aragon Anne Boleyn Asia Bell Syndicate WNU

Skidding Sunset Joke From Remarks About Tom

A playful remark compares a fading sunset to a person named Tom. The exchange suggests humor about beauty fading quickly and the speaker’s reaction to the compliment.

More Profitable in a Street Corner Affair

Jones asks a friend for 101 dollars after leaving his purse at home. The friend lends 10, mocking the carelessness. Jones jokes his wife will be disappointed when she finds only 50 cents in his other trousers purse.

Jones

Curtain Talk on Hamlet Performance Time

A brief dialogue notes a speaker asking about Hamlet and another replying that they have performed it for as long as an hour and a half on occasion. The exchange hints at rehearsal or performance duration.

Had One Good Point Mrs Nuwedd Visits Mother

Mrs Nuwedd tells her mother she believes Jack married her for money. The mother reassures her, noting he is not as foolish as he appears and suggests she should not worry about finances.

No Place for Pride in a Sunday Conversation

An elderly woman asks if feeling proud after a man calls her handsome is sinful. The minister replies that pride is the man’s sin, not hers, offering a moral counterpoint in a light church anecdote.

Angler and Yokel Debate Free Public Water Use

Angler asks if public water is free for sportsmen and if catching a fish would be a crime. Yokel replies it would be a blooming miracle, implying strong limits on fishing rights.

Comedic Domestic Miscommunication Revealed in Letter Mixup

A playful exchange shows a wife discovering a letter meant for mailing a month ago found in her husband’s plaid coat. He recalls taking the coat off to have a button sewn and admits the task remained unfinished, highlighting household missteps and humor.

John

Judge-Officer and the vertigo defense at the singing arrest

A man claims he was not intoxicated but suffered vertigo while an officer cites others reacting to his funny songs. The exchange hints at a baffling scene during the arrest and the judge weighing the incident.

Time Flits Echo in Domestic Scene

A snippet shows a wife noting her husband's change and a visitor replies with a paradox about changing husbands, implying shifting relationships and perception over time. The terse dialogue captures a moment of identity fracture within marriage.

Dangerous things with horns according to classroom game

A teacher asks students to name dangerous horned things. Mary timidly replies motor cars, prompting the class to note vehicles as risky around horns in a light classroom moment.

Mary

Bride-to-be seeks concealed carry amid threats claim

A would-be groom asks for a license to carry arms citing impending marriage and not direct threats. Authorities note no stated threats but consider safety measures ahead of the wedding. The case centers on personal protection and legal avenues for firearm access.

Leaving Time: Ellen Seeks Work After Idle Nights

In Pearsons Weekly a dialogue shows Ellen telling her mother she plans to leave. She explains she has little to do, wasting three to four hours each night sleeping, despite being a hard worker.

Ellen Pearson's Weekly

English Humor Lines Recall Sciatica and Foreign Stations

A Tit-Bits Magazine quip highlights a joke about sciatica and an exchange about not seeing the humor in tuning into foreign radio stations. The lighthearted exchange mirrors early 20th century humor styles.

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Uncle Sam United States Treasury Building Washington Capito Hill Lights OF L. L. Stevenson The United States of America Ian Fur District P. S Raymond Barbas Paris United States Seventh Avenue Ls An American Animals Porcupine Volland Co WNU Service By Jean Newton Tom Japan Osaka Petermen
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